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Here’s the thing. If anything ever comes up missing in my house, I know for a fact that it had to be my ass cause don’t nobody come up in here! I hate company! But nonetheless just like I told Chris Brown, you need to watch who the fuck you let up in yo house. HOW THE HELL DID THESE PERPS KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YO STASH WAS AND YO JEWERLY USHER! THIS WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

Now the gag is after yo wife just recently filed for divorce, imma assume that she may or may not have had something to do with this. I bet she wanna get back at you for making her look like a damn fool with these allegations of herpes! But I’m just saying! Hopefully she wouldn’t stoop that low, shit you at least gone give her some alimony!

Anywho, Usher here’s some advice that I know you didn’t ask for but sis I think you should take it. CANCEL EVERYBODY! Start fresh. You could use a new team anyway cause ya music aint doing what it used to so, lets just do a little switch up. All new friends. Matter fact, who needs friends, just get a bunch of associates. Check em when they come in and check em when they leaving out! I mean cavity search! That goes for the women too cause they got creases and crevices they can stash almost anything in!

Nonetheless good luck Ush! We hope they find the perps and get yo shit back!




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….Usher…. Lord Jesus. Usher out here allegedly spreading the herp!!! 

Everything that glitter ain’t gold! And while she probably though, “oh yea lemme just guiche guiche ya ya DA DA” with superstar Usher, he ain’t gotta wrap it up! 

Girl this post came across my phone while I was at lunch and I had to stop eating my damn sandwich for this! Usher done allegedly gave this woman herpes and paid her 1.1M for a slew of things. I guess ruining my sex life for the rest of my days has a price tag huh. My as well take ya itchy itchy to Neiman Marcus on a shopping spree-yah! 

Now the gag is the woman says she noticed a green discharge from Usher’s….. this is a family blog…. DING DING. But he reassured her that he was “safe” and they continued to engage in unprotected sex. Why don’t these people get it. WRAP IT UP! Ain’t no….. DING DING in the world worth you catching something you can’t get rid of! And if he wasn’t trying to hear that, then you should’ve closed yo legs to married men and moved the hell on! Cause the gag is the woman was one of Tameka crazy ass bridesmaids in her and Usher’s wedding. 

So now he cutting check and I’m just waiting on the floodgates to open with women who have had unprotected sex with Usher to come forward and say, “ME TOO ME TOO!!!” Hell he gone be paying out A WHOLE lot of women cause from what I hear, Usher ain’t too choosy….🍵

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