THIS STORY REALLY JUST COOKED MY RICE!!! Now everybody knows i love my Kardashians and you can judge your mother! But i like them however Khloe, after this stunt you skallywag don’t be coming back bout round Cleveland no more!
So in the trailer for the next season of #KUWTK, Khloe admits to faking her fertility issues due to her “situation” with Lamar Odom, her ex husband for y’all who don’t keep up. That’s what I’m here for.
Now you remember back when the show was actually good Khloe and Lammy were cute and cuddly and happy and trying so hard to have a baby. The world was on this “we’re rooting for Baby Khlomar” kick, she illicited sympathy and everything and now you come out and say you were faking the treatments. And bitch this was your story line for at least 4 seasons!!! I’m just so disgusted!
It’s not even the fact that you lied about it cause hey it’s yo coo-coo if you wanna lie on it, that’s between you and it! But the fact that you sit up here and say “my situation with Lamar.” So does that mean the relationship was always bad. Cause you got married what 3 week after meeting? Flag number 1! And you wanna make a spinoff CONTINUING to perpetuate the fact that you couldn’t get pregnant! There are women out here who would KILL for the fertility treatment you alleged to have and you just playing with your uterus!
AND THEN BITCH WAIT!!! E! NEWS POSTED A STORY SAYING THAT YO NEW MAN TRISTAN THOMAS OR WHAT-THE-HELL-EVER WANTS YOU TO HAVE 5 KIDS!!! NOW I’M REALLY MAD! AND YOU GONE SIT YO RAGGEDY ASS IN OUR ARENA. NOW I SEE WHY CLEVELAND WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH YO ASS! SHE DONE FUCKED AROUND AND PISSED ME OFF AT 5 AM!
Anyway y’all can move Khloe down your list of favorite Kardashians and move her up on the most dispised!
I love you for reading!