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READ OF THE WEEK: LIL BOW WOW (SHAD MOSS)

Ok listen. As much as I would love to do nothing more than sit here, roast, gag and drag Lil Bow Wow, this read of the week is gonna come from a different place. Now I don’t know exactly when Bow Wow became the butt of EVERY joke possible but it’s been quite sometime since ANYBODY took him seriously. Wait was it the #BOWWOWCHALLENEGE where the internet caught him lying about being on a private jet? Nah we were clowning him before that right? We’ll hell lets just start there!

This seems to happen to most child stars so imma give him the “well you lasted longer than most of them” pass. I don’t know exactly what went down in your life recently but he has posted on Twitter and IG that something TRAMATIC has happened to him within the past two days that has changed his life. Along with the string of suicidal tweets and cries for help, I think Shad needs to go get some therapy!

I promise not to drag him….UNLESS he really pulls a stunt! Listen I have a heart! Even for clowns even thought I’m TERRIFIED of clowns. If I see one get hit by a car, I not gonna rejoice like “ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST”! Bow Wow is that clown! He does say he has a new album coming, G6, allegedly but due to the situation that went down he pushed it back! Ok. I’ll even take a listen cause I’m wiping your slate clean here in The Library but be clear we keep records here!

Will ya’ll be checking out Bow Wow’s new album when it drops?

P GOT DAMN S!!!!

I JUST HAD A BRILLANT IDEA!!! MONA!!!! CALL BOW WOW AND GET HIM ON ONE OF THESE LOVE AND HIP HOP FRANCHISES!!! I think that can revive his career a little and make him a little more likeable! JUST DON’T PUT HIM WITH ERICA MENA!!!  PLEASE!!! Or….maybe YES PUT HIM WITH ERICA MENA!!! That’ll be GOOD for TV! OK I’m done!

 

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Lil Bow Wow is “Re”TIRED from rap

Ok so this gone be one of those jokes and gags post but I decided to come tell yall this, throw some shade then head to bed. So yall friend Lil Bow Wow announced this week that he was retiring from the rap game to focus on acting. If you ask me according to his record sales this is a decision that’s a few years late…try almost 10! And is it just me or didn’t he retire once before…. I feel like he did or I just wanted him to.

Either way he wants to focus on that little CSI show he does that’s online and he allegedly will have a talk show coming….do we care no but I decided to tell yall anyway. Everybody can’t have a talk show. I’m only allowing Amber Rose to keep hers because it’s on VH1, its late night and we don’t take it too seriously. And she’s actually good at it. But Bow Wow you couldn’t even save 106 & Park and you’re the self-proclaimed MR. 106 & PARK!

Quite frankly the last time we checked for Lil Bow Wow was when he was dating our girl Erica Mena and he had a chance to regain relevance through her but he stole her furniture so she kicked his ass to the curb but you didn’t hear that from me. All alleged! (lmfao)

Any who that’s all I came to tell yall. Let’s play a game. What’s your favorite Lil Bow Wow song? Leave it in the comment section (if you can think of one) And as always

I love you for reading!!

X0X0X

P.DAMN.S

My favorite song is “Shortie Like Mine” and I think I like that song because of Chris Brown….but I’m just saying.

P.GOTDAMN.S

And don’t think we forgot how you forked up the Grammys pre-show last year. Yea you won’t be invited back there either!

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