THIS STORY REALLY JUST COOKED MY RICE!!! Now everybody knows i love my Kardashians and you can judge your mother! But i like them however Khloe, after this stunt you skallywag don’t be coming back bout round Cleveland no more!
So in the trailer for the next season of #KUWTK, Khloe admits to faking her fertility issues due to her “situation” with Lamar Odom, her ex husband for y’all who don’t keep up. That’s what I’m here for.
Now you remember back when the show was actually good Khloe and Lammy were cute and cuddly and happy and trying so hard to have a baby. The world was on this “we’re rooting for Baby Khlomar” kick, she illicited sympathy and everything and now you come out and say you were faking the treatments. And bitch this was your story line for at least 4 seasons!!! I’m just so disgusted!
It’s not even the fact that you lied about it cause hey it’s yo coo-coo if you wanna lie on it, that’s between you and it! But the fact that you sit up here and say “my situation with Lamar.” So does that mean the relationship was always bad. Cause you got married what 3 week after meeting? Flag number 1! And you wanna make a spinoff CONTINUING to perpetuate the fact that you couldn’t get pregnant! There are women out here who would KILL for the fertility treatment you alleged to have and you just playing with your uterus!
AND THEN BITCH WAIT!!! E! NEWS POSTED A STORY SAYING THAT YO NEW MAN TRISTAN THOMAS OR WHAT-THE-HELL-EVER WANTS YOU TO HAVE 5 KIDS!!! NOW I’M REALLY MAD! AND YOU GONE SIT YO RAGGEDY ASS IN OUR ARENA. NOW I SEE WHY CLEVELAND WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH YO ASS! SHE DONE FUCKED AROUND AND PISSED ME OFF AT 5 AM!
Anyway y’all can move Khloe down your list of favorite Kardashians and move her up on the most dispised!
I love you for reading!
WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU SCOTT!!! LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS!!!!
OK now that I’ve gotten my Tyra moment out of the way, onto the news. So if you haven’t heard by now, Scott and Kourtney have finally called it quits! Yes honey after nine (9) whole years and three babies! Now here’s where the grim details get messy and I have to step in! Now we’ve heard this story before, but this time when I say I think she is serious! Like this story was on Fox!!! AND E! IS REPORTING ON IT AND YOU KNOW THE KARDASHIANS RUN E! Here’s the story!
So Scott was down to Monte Carlo, harmless enough, however his ex-girlfriend just happened to be there with him! Chloe Bartoli is her name and she was photoed with the fool feeding each other pasta and laying on a cabana scantly clad!!! (grandma term of the week) Here’s what i’m thinking, some sources are saying that Scott was over this relationship with Kourtney nagging, but Kourtney has always been a nagger….this isn’t anything new?! So if he put up with it for 9 years then the rest of his life should be cake walk right! I don’t like this at all!
And the worst part of this entire situation is that the next day after all this tihs hit the fan, this fool is still partying in Vegas telling people on his social media to come party with him!! Come on Scott, you were doing good for a little while and then you went off the deep end again for that show Kourt and Khloe Take The Hamptons. (The things they’ll do for a story line) WAIT AND THIS IS WHEN HE TURNED THE KNIFE IN KOURTNEYS BACK!!! Today is Penelope’s third birthday, HIS ONLY DAUGHTER!!! This piece of tihs had the NERVE to post this on Instagram!!!
The caption was the worst though!!! “I need this” NO HOE!!! What you need to do is get your life in order! You know what let me just take the time out to negate the facts and just read really quick! You a whole 32 years old with 3 kids! At what age does this whole “party boy persona” ware off!? Now granted Kourtney knew what kinda douche bag you were for at least 7 of the nine years ya’ll was together, that doesn’t excuse you antics! And I can’t wait to all those years of “turning up” start to hit you in the face! Those looks won’t last you very long! You trollop! And to you ex-girlfriend, you a scarlet too!!! I am so pissed off!!!
Ok back to black! Kourtney seems to be sitting pretty, she took to IG yesterday to post sister selfie which she looks FABULOUS! So maybe she’s just glad he’s not her problem anymore! Good luck Kourt and Scott GET IT TOGETHER! AND ANOTHER THING!!! You entitled brat your parent’s i’m sure are turning in their grave because I know they raised you to be a better man than what your being right now!!! YEA I SAID IT!!
QUEENS, New York – It’s always when someone is born, goes to jail, gets out of jail or dies that some sugar honey iced tea hits the fan! And in this case unfortunately somebody had to die for the rumor mill and the drama to begin to churn! Early Sunday morning upcoming rapper Chinx Drugz was murdered in Jamaica Queens! (RIP) So of course for me to even have apart in this story you know there’s some mess involved! So let me break it down!
Chinx was best friends with fellow rapper French Montana. You know French, may not be for his music but I digress. He’s the gentleman dating Khloe Kardashian! Yep thats him. So, here’s when it gets messy. So Khloe’s best friend Malikah who has been on Keeping Up With The Kardashians since the beginning on and off was DATIN CHINX!!!! Here’s the problem, HE WAS MARRIED!!!
When the news hit the net that he had been murdered the FLOOD GATES of what his wife Janelli Caceres is calling “Groupies” came pouring down! Tweets from women claiming to have more than just friendships with the late rapper disturbed her spirit apparently so she decided to speak out. Among those women to send their condolences is Lil Bow Wow’s fiance, Love and Hip Hop New York star Erica Mena!
(WHO KNEW AND DIDN’T TELL ME!)
Anywho here’s a quote from Caceres and trust me, she aint happy about all the sudden love and affection from her husbands “mistresses” for a lack of better words.
“At the end of the day those woman (sic) will move on n forget him by next week me n my children will be affected by this for the rest of our lives!!,” she wrote. “As a mother I’m focusing on raising 3 kids (sic) alone that’s all!!! These woman didn’t have no relevance before and they won’t have it now!!”
Now here’s where I get to insert my opinion cause that’s what i’m here for. While I sympathize with her, what is trying to demean and disrespect the woman that apparently YOU HUSBAND had some kind of doings with going to settle. I’m sure its not gonna make you sleep better at night and if it does than that says a lot about your character.
To read her full quotes, head over to the link below where you can see ALL she had to say about her husbands “mistresses”!