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BLAC CHYNA DONE STOLE MY SWEET BABY RAYS AND BLUEBERRY EGGOS! Rob and Blac Chyna airing ALL THE DIRTY laundry DOWN TO THE INSTAGRAM!

GIRRRRLLLLL and BOOOYYYYY!!!! This shit is a complete devastation to the nation! Now there’s two parts to this story that I wanna tell ya’ll. The first is gone be if I didn’t know the Kardashians better and actually believed that this wasn’t more than a stunt for the birthing special that airs tonight on E! And then there is gone be the side that’s just READS THE DOGGGG FUCK OUT OF CHYNA! So, let’s get into it!

So yesterday which was Saturday Blac Chyna IG page was allegedly hacked and the hacker threatened to release text messages from Chyna to other men and other celebs. Included in those messages was her “plan” to leave Rob Kardashian after a year if he hasn’t gotten his life together. Also, her dogging his ass out, kinda like she did on that show of theirs so this isn’t a stretch! This damn baby aint hopped out the slab a good month yet and we already on some bullshit with these two! So, the messages hit the fan and so did the TEA!

So now here’s the “I’m clueless” portion. I feel bad for Rob. He posted some videos on IG showing off the house that he and Chyna were supposed to be nursing their new bundle in. THIS BITCH DONE WENT AND CALL 1-800-GOTJUNK TO CLEAR THE HOUSE OUT! Sis she TOOK THE FOOD OUT THE REFRIDGERATOR. And she can’t even deny that because that is 300% PETTY and if I know NOTHING about Chyna, it’s that she suffers from Pettyitis!

She went and cleaned out the baby room, King’s room…can we just talk about the food again! SHE TOOK ROB’S SWEET BABY RAYS BBQ SAUCE! People FIGHT over that shit! ESPECIALLY people of color and shit the Kardashian are as black as they come! When he posted them memes of her, BITCH I LIKED TO DIED! And you know imma post em too cause I’m just as petty as she is!

Ok now that I’ve gotten the fakery out, can we be real! DID WE ALL NOT KNOW WHAT BLAC CHYNA HAD PLANNED FOR THE KARDASHIAN-KLAN FROM THE MOMENT WE FOUND OUT THAT HER AND ROB WERE DATING! Stevie and Ray eyesight put together could see that! This was all a part of a grand scheme to get back at Tyga for messing with that toddler Kylie and guess what, she won! She not only won BUT SHE GOT A PARTING GIFT. DREAM KARDASHIAN! The sole heir to the Kardashain name and all that comes with it! So now, she gone collect a Kardashian check for the next 18 years, and if they decide to get back together, she gone use that last name and fuck what ya’ll sisters heard!

Now Chyna done took this man’s bbq sauce, his waffles, his baby WHAT HE GOT LEFT! The one thing I will say is, i’m glad he didn’t just crawl back into the deep dark depressed hole he done came out of. He was just posting stuff yesterday ! I was like we’ll this is surprising but I’ll allow it!

The gag is, I believe this was a stunt for the show tonight. The timing was just too convenient for me to even ignore. And just a few weeks ago they revealed the new season of KUWTK was set to be filmed and if you believe they didn’t capture ALL THIS; run that by a fool. But not this one. Imma do a poll what ya’ll think? For publicity or FOR REAL! Leave a comment below and you know

I love you for reading!

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GIRL TYGA IS CHEATING ON KYLIE!!

You know what, when I grow up, I wanna be just like B.Scott because with the connections he got, when I say he get all the tea before anybody for some odd reason!!!! A young lady sent B a message claiming that he was cheating on Kylie with her and has been for almost a year and even going back 3 years to his relationship with Blac Chyna!!! And the message has the GOOD IN IT!!! NUDES!!! But allow me to thicken this plot just a little further. The women in question is TRANSSEXUAL!!!!! YAAAASSS GAWD NESSA GIRL (Funky Dineva voice) ITS ABOUT TO GET REAL IN CALABASSAS!!

This tea was literally served in the middle of last night because I awoke to my phone going AWF with hits about Tyga so i jump up like WHAT TYGA!!!! So apparently what we know about the woman is that she was a celebrity stylist “allegedly” and she was using that as her cover to becoming close to Tyga working on this alleged clothing line that he has! Now I haven’t seen any clothes and that’s probably for the best but i’m not one for judging! So Here’s some pics of the home-girl along with just a small amount of the text that she sent to B.Scott!

tyga transexualNow here is where I come in to help you Tyga! Cause apparently you’ve been caught with your pants down….(pun intended but if you wanna see sausage you won’t see it here. this is a family blog OK!!! lol) Tyga this could do you some good. Everybody is loving Trans-beauty right now thanks to Laverne and Caitlyn sashaying all over the world being fabulous so here’s what you do. Apparently Kylie wasn’t enough to save you career (i.e the 2,200 albums you sold) So go with this!! I guarantee you album sales will at minimum DOUBLE!!! So hat way your half way to 10k! I think he should just embrace what he likes because it’s clear, if she writes a book, YOUR DONE! So in the words of my girl Ariane from #LHHATL “EXPOSE YOURSELF BEFORE SHE EXPOSES YOU”!!!

Log onto LoveBScott to get a full cup of tea and see ALL the messages she spilled on our Pier One coffee table!!! And tweet #WhenTygaWakesUp for some laugh on IG and Twitter!

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CAITLYN REVEALED #CALLMECAITLYN

Be as mad, dry cleaned, vacuumed or swiffered as you will, GOODBYE BRUCE AND HELLO CAITLYN!!! When I got the alert about the photos of Caitlyn I was actually in the studios working on a project, I FELL OUT MY CHAIR!!! After i composed myself, I did a thorough look over and I said, WOW This was Bruce!!!! I told you guys a few weeks back that I was nervous about this entire transition thing because I just didn’t want her to look like him, but this is FLAWLESS!!! She did an interview where she stated that she absolutely wanted to make sure that she didn’t look like a guy dressed like a girl and when I say she absolutely did that!!! I can’t wait to see this docuseries on E! beginning on July 26 for 8 parts!!! With all the love and support Caitlyn has been receiving, of course there is some hate but tonight I’ll reveal my TOP 5 REASON CAITLYN JENNER IS NOT A PUBLICITY STUNT LIVE on air! So make sure your there for it! There’s so much more that came from this story that I don’t even feel like typing it all so i’ll just tell it to you all tonight!caitlyn jenner

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