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READ OF THE WEEK: TOKYO TONI

Now as if you throwing yo 50 year old ass in a circle wasn’t enough down to the Gram, now you done went and started all this mess so now imma have to have a kiki with you sis!

Now for a while Tokyo and I were good Judys! I loved her for her ratchet ass antics and how she kept it 137% real on the way she felt about, hell EVERYTHING! This was back before Chyna and Rob. If you haven’t already seen the videos that she’s posted in the past few days go check em out. I’m not posting that mess on here! But I bet I talk about the shit though!

So allegedly Chyna hasn’t let Toni see her grandbabies in two year! Well for Dream it would only be one year and for King it would be two. So she goes on this Insta-rant about how Chyna has done her wrong. “YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MANY D***S I HAD TO SUCK TO FEED YOU!” is just one of the things she said in this 3 part video series of pity party. Toni listen to me! And this is coming from the realist place I can find in my spirit. GET OVER IT!

I WILL NEVER  KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A MOTHER but I will know what it’s like to be a fool. And Toni look like a damn fool. Listen I’ve learned we kids are dumb as shit! And we treat our parents like ass sometimes. Esepcially when we don’t know how to express ourselves. But I know this, after we make an ass of ourselves we comeback. She gone need you LONG BEFORE you need her….well you know what, in ya’ll case I aint sure. Cause aint it funny how money change the situation!

Now I don’t know why she aint letting you see them babies but as a parent you gotta respect her decision and keep it pumping. I’m sure it hurts but you do. There has to be a reason which only you and her know but there’s a reason! Maybe it’s because you was twerking yo ASS down to the internet! Or any other one of your antics that you be up to.

Now i’m never gone tear nobody down without extending a hand to help them up! Toni CALL IYANLA! And I know that’s probably something you don’t wanna do but sis if I know NOTHING about yo daughter, it’s that she love some attention. And getting on tv again is all she wants. It’s a two for two! You get some healing and she gets a check! And hey maybe you can see yo grandbabies again! Now I don’t wanna hear no more of it. I’ll tweet Iyanla too for you.

I love you for reading!

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READ OF THE WEEK! BLAC CHYNA….I DON’T EVEN WANNA COME UP WITH A CATCHY TITLE FOR THIS POST!

Listen! I said I wasn’t even gonna discuss Blac Chyna dumb ass but since she is now serisuly persuing LEGAL ACTION for this dumb ass sex tape that IF YOU ONLY ASK ME, she released herself I gotta read this trollop!

So by now I’m sure you’ve seen the videos of Chyna 304’n all over the twitter-verse. AND NO I WILL NOT BE POSTING IT HERE. The Library is a family place (lol) but Twitter was a place to be when this shit all hit the fan honey! Now here’s the thing, No we don’t know the gentlemen in the video yet but with Chyna’s track record that could be ANYBODY! My guess was the Ferrari guy that she was messing with a while back only due to skin tone and vocals. Nonetheless that Mechie fool says it’s him (mind you he light skinned as hell) plus if it was you DUMB ASS you just incriminated yourself cause you know Chyna thirsty ass gone take this to court and waste the citizens of LA tax dollars.

So while all of this is going on she’s trying toplay the victim just like she did when Rob released the titty pictures of her less than smart ass. Here’s my thing Chyna, WHY DO YOU KEEP LETTING PEOPLE FILM YO DUMB ASS AND OR TAKING PHOTOS THAT YOU “DON’T WANT ANYONE TO SEE!” Shit quite frankly we’ve seen every inch of yo build bad ass so what you even wasting time crying “OH MY BODY IS EXPOSED WHOA IS ME” for is beyond me!

She just can’t get over the fact that Kardashian train railroaded her ass. Yea you got baby Dream out of this situation so you don’t have much to worry about but be clear, THEY STILL WON! And you can’t just be a woman, take your L and keep it pumping. Instead you resort to leaking basic BJ’s and terrible sex just for a little shine! But I ain’t gone talk about this no more until Lisa Bloom thirsty ass come out the closet talking about “she has the right to share her body with who she wants but they can’t share it” BITCH BYE!

I LOVE YOU GUYS FOR READING leave a comment below on what you think about this entire mess!

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BLAC CHYNA DONE STOLE MY SWEET BABY RAYS AND BLUEBERRY EGGOS! Rob and Blac Chyna airing ALL THE DIRTY laundry DOWN TO THE INSTAGRAM!

GIRRRRLLLLL and BOOOYYYYY!!!! This shit is a complete devastation to the nation! Now there’s two parts to this story that I wanna tell ya’ll. The first is gone be if I didn’t know the Kardashians better and actually believed that this wasn’t more than a stunt for the birthing special that airs tonight on E! And then there is gone be the side that’s just READS THE DOGGGG FUCK OUT OF CHYNA! So, let’s get into it!

So yesterday which was Saturday Blac Chyna IG page was allegedly hacked and the hacker threatened to release text messages from Chyna to other men and other celebs. Included in those messages was her “plan” to leave Rob Kardashian after a year if he hasn’t gotten his life together. Also, her dogging his ass out, kinda like she did on that show of theirs so this isn’t a stretch! This damn baby aint hopped out the slab a good month yet and we already on some bullshit with these two! So, the messages hit the fan and so did the TEA!

So now here’s the “I’m clueless” portion. I feel bad for Rob. He posted some videos on IG showing off the house that he and Chyna were supposed to be nursing their new bundle in. THIS BITCH DONE WENT AND CALL 1-800-GOTJUNK TO CLEAR THE HOUSE OUT! Sis she TOOK THE FOOD OUT THE REFRIDGERATOR. And she can’t even deny that because that is 300% PETTY and if I know NOTHING about Chyna, it’s that she suffers from Pettyitis!

She went and cleaned out the baby room, King’s room…can we just talk about the food again! SHE TOOK ROB’S SWEET BABY RAYS BBQ SAUCE! People FIGHT over that shit! ESPECIALLY people of color and shit the Kardashian are as black as they come! When he posted them memes of her, BITCH I LIKED TO DIED! And you know imma post em too cause I’m just as petty as she is!

Ok now that I’ve gotten the fakery out, can we be real! DID WE ALL NOT KNOW WHAT BLAC CHYNA HAD PLANNED FOR THE KARDASHIAN-KLAN FROM THE MOMENT WE FOUND OUT THAT HER AND ROB WERE DATING! Stevie and Ray eyesight put together could see that! This was all a part of a grand scheme to get back at Tyga for messing with that toddler Kylie and guess what, she won! She not only won BUT SHE GOT A PARTING GIFT. DREAM KARDASHIAN! The sole heir to the Kardashain name and all that comes with it! So now, she gone collect a Kardashian check for the next 18 years, and if they decide to get back together, she gone use that last name and fuck what ya’ll sisters heard!

Now Chyna done took this man’s bbq sauce, his waffles, his baby WHAT HE GOT LEFT! The one thing I will say is, i’m glad he didn’t just crawl back into the deep dark depressed hole he done came out of. He was just posting stuff yesterday ! I was like we’ll this is surprising but I’ll allow it!

The gag is, I believe this was a stunt for the show tonight. The timing was just too convenient for me to even ignore. And just a few weeks ago they revealed the new season of KUWTK was set to be filmed and if you believe they didn’t capture ALL THIS; run that by a fool. But not this one. Imma do a poll what ya’ll think? For publicity or FOR REAL! Leave a comment below and you know

I love you for reading!

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GIRL TYGA IS CHEATING ON KYLIE!!

You know what, when I grow up, I wanna be just like B.Scott because with the connections he got, when I say he get all the tea before anybody for some odd reason!!!! A young lady sent B a message claiming that he was cheating on Kylie with her and has been for almost a year and even going back 3 years to his relationship with Blac Chyna!!! And the message has the GOOD IN IT!!! NUDES!!! But allow me to thicken this plot just a little further. The women in question is TRANSSEXUAL!!!!! YAAAASSS GAWD NESSA GIRL (Funky Dineva voice) ITS ABOUT TO GET REAL IN CALABASSAS!!

This tea was literally served in the middle of last night because I awoke to my phone going AWF with hits about Tyga so i jump up like WHAT TYGA!!!! So apparently what we know about the woman is that she was a celebrity stylist “allegedly” and she was using that as her cover to becoming close to Tyga working on this alleged clothing line that he has! Now I haven’t seen any clothes and that’s probably for the best but i’m not one for judging! So Here’s some pics of the home-girl along with just a small amount of the text that she sent to B.Scott!

tyga transexualNow here is where I come in to help you Tyga! Cause apparently you’ve been caught with your pants down….(pun intended but if you wanna see sausage you won’t see it here. this is a family blog OK!!! lol) Tyga this could do you some good. Everybody is loving Trans-beauty right now thanks to Laverne and Caitlyn sashaying all over the world being fabulous so here’s what you do. Apparently Kylie wasn’t enough to save you career (i.e the 2,200 albums you sold) So go with this!! I guarantee you album sales will at minimum DOUBLE!!! So hat way your half way to 10k! I think he should just embrace what he likes because it’s clear, if she writes a book, YOUR DONE! So in the words of my girl Ariane from #LHHATL “EXPOSE YOURSELF BEFORE SHE EXPOSES YOU”!!!

Log onto LoveBScott to get a full cup of tea and see ALL the messages she spilled on our Pier One coffee table!!! And tweet #WhenTygaWakesUp for some laugh on IG and Twitter!

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CAITLYN REVEALED #CALLMECAITLYN

Be as mad, dry cleaned, vacuumed or swiffered as you will, GOODBYE BRUCE AND HELLO CAITLYN!!! When I got the alert about the photos of Caitlyn I was actually in the studios working on a project, I FELL OUT MY CHAIR!!! After i composed myself, I did a thorough look over and I said, WOW This was Bruce!!!! I told you guys a few weeks back that I was nervous about this entire transition thing because I just didn’t want her to look like him, but this is FLAWLESS!!! She did an interview where she stated that she absolutely wanted to make sure that she didn’t look like a guy dressed like a girl and when I say she absolutely did that!!! I can’t wait to see this docuseries on E! beginning on July 26 for 8 parts!!! With all the love and support Caitlyn has been receiving, of course there is some hate but tonight I’ll reveal my TOP 5 REASON CAITLYN JENNER IS NOT A PUBLICITY STUNT LIVE on air! So make sure your there for it! There’s so much more that came from this story that I don’t even feel like typing it all so i’ll just tell it to you all tonight!caitlyn jenner

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