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I’M NOT GOING TO NO CHRIS BROWN PARTY EVA!! WOMAN CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN RAPED AT CHRIS BROWNS HOUSE PARTY!

LISTEN!!! More shit goes down at these Hollywood House Parties than in any hood across America OK! I feel safer on Kinsman! Now Chris done landed himself in some hot water again thanks to a Jane Doe who is claiming to have been raped at a party down to his house! Ya’ll just keep giving Lisa Bloom and Gloria ass business huh!!

Now listen to this story! Jane Doe claims that back in February 2017 she attended a party at Brown Manor where the following drugs were passed out like it was trick or treat; cocaine, ecstasy and marijuana! She claims that a female friend of Browns forced her and a few other Judys into a room, blocked the door with a couch and forced her to perform oral on another woman WHO ALSO was on her cycle. (I know too many details but that’s what she is claiming)

She also names Lowell Grissom as an accomplice due to the fact this friend of Chris forced other girls to have sex with him and Brown! This is just getting real Brazzer Orgy-ish for me! She also alleged that Lowell raped her SEVERAL times that evening; one in the bathroom and another time on a washing machine…..which now I’m curious? Is the washing machine in the bedroom that you were locked in? Because after the first rape-ation, I’d think you’d GET OUT! She also would like to note that her cell phone was taken upon entering the party.

Nonetheless she says she went to the police to do a rape kit and they weren’t able to conclude whether this was rape or consensual. Not saying I agree but I see a few holes in this story. But Gloria i’m sure will find a way to fill them in. She’s suing for 17M and my wig is on crooked just typing 17M on this report.

Anywho, I WILL NOT BE ATTENDING ANY HOLLYWOOD PARTIES EVER! CAUSE BITCHES IS GETTING DRUGGED, (ALLEGEDLY) RAPED, (ALLEGEDLY) BEAT DOWN (ALLEGEDLY) DING DINGS SHOVED DOWN THEY THROATS (ALLEGEDLY) and I don’t want any parts! Ya’ll leave a comment and let us know what ya’ll think!

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USHER HOME ROBBED FOR $820,000 WORTH OF JEWERLY AND CASH! (INSIDE JOB)

Here’s the thing. If anything ever comes up missing in my house, I know for a fact that it had to be my ass cause don’t nobody come up in here! I hate company! But nonetheless just like I told Chris Brown, you need to watch who the fuck you let up in yo house. HOW THE HELL DID THESE PERPS KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YO STASH WAS AND YO JEWERLY USHER! THIS WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

Now the gag is after yo wife just recently filed for divorce, imma assume that she may or may not have had something to do with this. I bet she wanna get back at you for making her look like a damn fool with these allegations of herpes! But I’m just saying! Hopefully she wouldn’t stoop that low, shit you at least gone give her some alimony!

Anywho, Usher here’s some advice that I know you didn’t ask for but sis I think you should take it. CANCEL EVERYBODY! Start fresh. You could use a new team anyway cause ya music aint doing what it used to so, lets just do a little switch up. All new friends. Matter fact, who needs friends, just get a bunch of associates. Check em when they come in and check em when they leaving out! I mean cavity search! That goes for the women too cause they got creases and crevices they can stash almost anything in!

Nonetheless good luck Ush! We hope they find the perps and get yo shit back!

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CHRIS BROWN DRAGGED THROUGH TWITTER HELL FOR TRYING TO GET THIS BAG! SUGGEST “CRAZY WORLD” TOUR WITH BEYONCE, RIHANNA AND BRUNO MARS!

YAL BETTER LEAVE MY BROTHER CHRIS BROWN ALONE AND I MEAN RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! Now I know we haven’t seen eye to eye in the past all the time but since 2005 Chris been my brother in my head and ya’ll not gone drag him like he aint the only male artist from his era that’s still selling albums and actually got talent!

Ok now that I’ve got that off my chest….Chris tweeted that Rihanna, Bruno, Beyoncé and himself should go on this Crazy World Tour. Now here’s the thing Chris and I’m talking directly to you. Who the hell is paying for all that star power in one room. I’m over here in a lease that I’m trynna break to move the fuck out. Lets do some simple math!

According to our good Judy’s over at CelebrityNetWorth.com Beyoncé is worth a smooth 500M…Rihanna 245M….Chris Brown 35M….and Bruno 110M. That’s damn near $900M in One arena. For shits and giggles lets find the largest arena in the US. Rupp in Lexington, KY holds 24,500. So if we fill all of those seats and I mean EVERY SEAT…We still owe yall asses 855M! So hypothetically speaking we’ll start tickets at 1,000. 24,500×1,000=245M. THATS NOT EVEN HALF CHRIS! THIS WILL NEVER WORK!

Maybe ya’ll can convince an award show to let yall all perform We are The World or something like that! A little more tangible cause Chris it aint gone work! I’m sorry bro! Is ya’ll about to take out another mortgage on ya’ll house to see this once in a fairytale lifetime show?

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Tyson “Toxic” Beckford calls Chris “Cuss Out Ya Mama” Brown a drug user On WWHL *RECEIPTS INSIDE*

It’s 2 AM EST and before 3 AM EST I can almost guarantee Christopher is gone blow his snack!

Tyson Beckford was on WWHL tonight with Kenya Moore and when asked by host Andy Cohen “what you would do if trapped in an elevator with Chris Brown” THIS IS WHAT HE HAD TO SAY!

Now yall remember they had that spat ALL over the WWW about that picture Tyson took with Chris ex girlfriend Karrueche. (she always in something) so thanks Tyson for reigniting this flame. I’ll be watching from under my desk!

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SO YOU FIGHTING KARRUECHE ASS NOW HUH?! KARRUECHE GRANTED TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST CHRIS BROWN!!!

CHRISTOPHER!!! COME HERE BOY!!!! Now this don’t make no got damn monkey fucking sense! You wanna explain to me, why the hell Karrueche was granted a temporary restraining order against yo yellow ass?! I’ll tell you what she said! She said you whooped her ass, kicked her down some steps, and threatened to kill her ass! The worst part about it is, I have NO choice but to believe her. You wanna know why Christopher, because you posted that FUCKING SNAP last month about how if the woman you love move on you gone stalk them and make they life miserable and if you can’t have her nobody can!!! You’re a walking lifetime story!

But wait this story gets deeper. So some chick who allegedly lived next door to these two road lizards is backing up Karrueche saying she used to hear her screaming for her life and being beaten. She also claims that she had an altercation with Chris when he was being loud and woke up her kid and Chris probably told her where to go and how to get there! I’m not sure if I believe her yet or if she’s just a random trying to get attention.
And then to add insult to injury, girl Chris had to the nerve to bow out the Soulja Boy fight, talmbout it’s petty and the wrong people you involved and made it all about money. BOY IF YOU DON’T GET IN THAT RING AND FIGHT LIKE YOU FIGHTING THESE WOMEN.
SERIOUSLY, lock his ass up. If these things are true he needs to be in jail. It ain’t like he making no quality music anymore. Chris you done pissed me off! Like I wanna see yo little fan club get you out of this one. But I know them little thirsty ass chicken head are all over Karrueche page throwing shade.

I’m not fucking with Chris “cuss yo mama out” Brown ass no more. Do you believe Karrueche or Chris on this one. Leave us a comment and as always

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HE GONE CRY IN THE CAR! SOULJA BOY DONE BIT OFF MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW; CHARITY BOXING MATCH AGAINST CHRIS BROWN IS A GO!

I had absolutely no intentions on discussing this foolery but since this has been a slow news week I decided to oblige and give a little kiki on the Chris Brown and Soulja Boy situations. So, it’s been a little under a week since the shit started hitting the fan with these two and I’ll try my best to fill ya’ll in for the ones who been waiting to hear what I had to say.

So, the foolishness allegedly got started when Soulja left some heart eye emoji’s under Karruche, Chris Brown’s ex, photo on IG! I know petty right. Well Soulja then made a video saying that Chris called him threatening him and checking him on liking her photos and leaving little cute ass emoji’s and shit. This in turn made him start talking out the side of his neck. Now had he just let it go here, we probably wouldn’t be where we are now!

Soulja then proceeds to post a bunch of videos talking BIG MAN SHIT about Chris and how when he sees him he gone beat his ass! He even went back to the Rihanna days and mentioned that situations that I told yall a long time ago I will never talk about again cause I’m over it! This is when I start looking at him like, “really Soulja Boy like aint nobody scared of yo little 110 lb. soaking wet ass!” So, Chris took the high road for a little while then he said fuck it. He then began returning videos and issued a boxing challenge to Soulja and the proceeds will go to charity.

So maybe a day or so later, Soulja FOOL issues this weak ass half way house apology that quite frankly he could’ve kept! He claims that his mother was sick and he was going through some stuff and he wants to make music with Chris and the other clowns that he recently started shit with. I don’t know their names cause to be straight and blunt, they aint that damn important to the story line! Chris is like no, fuck that we gone fight, you gone get this ass beating and that’ll teach you to start talking out the side of your neck. SOULJA EVEN WENT SO FAR AS TO CALL CHRIS PERSONALLY AND TRY TO CALL OFF THE FIGHT! LMFAO

So, the fights on! Soulja Boy has been posting pics and videos of him and that bird chest training with Floyd “can’t spell” Mayweather! Chris will be trained by Mike Tyson on the other hand. And as of yesterday, Monkey Man 50 cent decided to throw himself into the mess of it all. He posted the photo above on his IG yesterday and I just wanna know, “sir who invited you into this event. You aint necessarily a boxing guru, hell you hardly rap so why are you here again?”

Anyway, I’ll be watching if they air this on TV with a snack! As a matter of fact, this is gonna be a reason to throw a party! Now ya’ll know I don’t know NOTHING about no boxing. Honestly, I think it’s one of the most over paid sports of them all! But that’s just my opinion. Will you guys be tuning in to see Soulja Boy get beat down? Leave a comment below and as always

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BYE 2016!!! Trey-Tonio’s FAVORITE STORIES OF 2016

So this year has been completely full of shit! I mean celebrity wise. I was OK for the most part but pop culture has been in shambles sis! So we’ve put together the top ten reads of 2016 straight from the librarian himself! So let’s get into it!!!

#10: Michel’le Drag Dr.Dre in Lifetime biopic, “Surviving Compton”

Girl if you didn’t see this movie, imma need you to find it somewhere on Google or Netflix! Hula-hoop or something cause the shit was good as hell! Now there was a bunch of legal shit that Dre was threatening ol’ squeaky with but clearly that didn’t go far cause she still tootsie rolling around without a care in the world. The movie was good as shit and made us all fall back in love with Michel’le. And even that voice of hers!

#9: Ciara and Russell Wilson finally sexing and having babies!

We was SOOOOOOO glad to finally see Ciara and Russell Wilson get married and have sex! I mean I know that’s frank but shit I hate to see sexy people just wasting they sexy! And they both are just sexy. Remember when we weren’t sure about Russell. Ciara brought a new kinda fine out of him I tell you what! Not only did the get hitched this year, Ciara is also expecting a little love muffin! (Future is still bitter btw) Congratulations again yall!!!

#8: Amber Rose Pulls Kanye West Hoe Card!

One thing you learned this year is NOT to come for Muva Rose or baby Rose. Amber Rose got down into details when Kanye decided to try her; alleging that Kanye is just mad that she’s not the one playing in his booty hole no more!!!! WHEN I SAY WE ALL TOOK COVER! WE DIDN’T KNOW WHO WAS NEXT SHE WAS GOING AWF!!!! She later apologized about her comments but let it be perfectly clear, DON’T COME FOR MUVA and we won’t have any problems.

#7: Twitter and the rest of the world DRAGS Lil Bow Wow as he “re-retires from rap”

Bow Wow makes my skin crawl everytime I have to mention his name. The clown had the nerve to tell us via twitter this year that he would be retiring and the whole world played ride Shad Moss RIDE! Not to mention he called himself crawling back to Cleveland when the Cavs took the ship and lets just say, he was checked at the door! We wanted Teyana Taylor not you Bow Wow!

#6: Chris Brown is the victim of the BIGGEST attention whore stunt of the year!

When we reported this stories it had more holes in it than a block of Swiss cheese so you know I was keeping up with it. So a TROLLOP who will remain nameless and be called TROLLOP decided to set Chris Brown up this summer with an elaborate scheme that I believe his tacky ass baby mama put her up to. The Trollop was in Chris house for a party, she started acting stupid, Chris pulled a gun allegedly, she was kicked out, the police were called and a FULL STAND OFF ENSUED!!! It was a bunch of bullshit though, come to find out the TROLLOP and Nia Guzzman (Brown’s baby mama) are friends! See that’s what I said too!

#5: Kim K robbed in Paris

Speaking of stunts. Let me take that back cause it hasn’t been proven that Kim’s robbery in Paris was a complete and utter sham. But she’s literally not posted on social media since, so if this was a scheme, it’s a damn good one and she’s keeping it up quite well. The details are a little sketchy but the basis is, she was robbed at gun point in her private apartment in Paris. Nobody was injured or hurt and the robbers got away with 18M worth of jewelry including her ring which was about 3/4 of that 18. I know this, WE MISS YOU KIMMY!!! PLEASE COME BACK SOON!

4: Kanye MELTDOWN

This is starting to get in chronological order! So after Kim was robbed, Kanye went into a complete tailspin! First he calling out Beyoncé and Jay Z for not setting up a playdate with Blue and North. He also alleged that Beyoncé buys awards and he was shocked and appalled! Mid show, just walks off stage, cancels the remaining of his Saint Pablo tour and less than a week later is taken to the PSYCH WARD HONEY! Some people are saying because around this time his mom passed, you know it was the anniversary however if you ask me, Kanye should’ve BEEN got into therapy A LONG TIME AGO!! But as of today he’s running around with Trump and probably planning a performance for his inauguration.

#3: Trump wins presidency

Girl we all sat in front of our TVs all night waiting. The sheer fact that Donald Trump was even running for president was laughable, but girl when they announced that he had WON! The entire country took a gasp. Now some was gasping for other reasons but EVERYBODY was shocked! With absolutely NO political experience Donald Trump is our….. Your next president. Social media began the #NotMyPresident hashtag and I’m still in! He ain’t no president of mine! The Lord is my Shepard!!!! I don’t want NOTHING OK!

#2: Beyoncé serves lemonade, Adele says hello and Justin Bieber is sorry.

The soundtrack of 2016 was one for the books. Beyoncé released the messiest album of her career and it was AMAZING! With singles like Sorry, Hold Up and of course Formation was definitely one of the albums of the year. Adele reemerged with her new album 25 and said hello to EVERYBODY! She snatched wigs with her lead single Hello that’s still being played like no other. Bieber had his most successful album with Purpose. Girl he had them Beliebers on 10. Even though he decided to cancel ALL the meet and greets and threw a t-shirt at a fan out the window, they still ride with the Beibs. And I’ll admit the album was really good!

OK SIS YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS THE #1 GAG OF 2016 CAUSE IT’S WHAT EVERYBODY AND I MEAN EVERYBODY EVEN IF YOU DON’T CARE YOU CARED ABOUT THIS SHIT! LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT!

#1: BLAC CHYNA AND ROB KARDASHIAN WELCOME BABY GIRL “DREAM” and then BLAC CHYNA STEALS CHRISTMAS!!!!

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH THIS STORY! It all started with that special they had on E! Rob and Chyna where we found out that Chyna aint got much sense and Rob is still a push over. So, from there, they were given the birthing special where we saw Chyna give birth to baby Dream, who is a splitting image of her grandfather the late Robert Kardashian Sr. NOT EVEN 6 MONTHS AFTER THE BABY IS BORN, A FEW WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS CHYNA DONE STOLE EVERYTHING OUT THE DAMN HOUSE! Girl she took the baby furniture, the baby food, the adult food and the baby and got the hell out of dodge. So, Rob gets on Snap Chat crying about how Chyna stole Christmas from him and his Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce! He then followed up with an apology and says whatever happened was his fault and he is sorry and going to get help! Girl I liked to died, everything must be alright though cause just yesterday he was posting little pictures of him and the baby and Chyna is Christmas elves outfits twerking so I guess they doing ok!

MAN, this year has been a MESS! I tell you what with all the foolishness that went down in 2016, I can’t WAIT to see what 2017 has in store for us. You know we LOVE YOU FOR READING and we’ll be reading with you ALL YEAR LONG. HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!

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