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BYE 2016!!! Trey-Tonio’s FAVORITE STORIES OF 2016

So this year has been completely full of shit! I mean celebrity wise. I was OK for the most part but pop culture has been in shambles sis! So we’ve put together the top ten reads of 2016 straight from the librarian himself! So let’s get into it!!!

#10: Michel’le Drag Dr.Dre in Lifetime biopic, “Surviving Compton”

Girl if you didn’t see this movie, imma need you to find it somewhere on Google or Netflix! Hula-hoop or something cause the shit was good as hell! Now there was a bunch of legal shit that Dre was threatening ol’ squeaky with but clearly that didn’t go far cause she still tootsie rolling around without a care in the world. The movie was good as shit and made us all fall back in love with Michel’le. And even that voice of hers!

#9: Ciara and Russell Wilson finally sexing and having babies!

We was SOOOOOOO glad to finally see Ciara and Russell Wilson get married and have sex! I mean I know that’s frank but shit I hate to see sexy people just wasting they sexy! And they both are just sexy. Remember when we weren’t sure about Russell. Ciara brought a new kinda fine out of him I tell you what! Not only did the get hitched this year, Ciara is also expecting a little love muffin! (Future is still bitter btw) Congratulations again yall!!!

#8: Amber Rose Pulls Kanye West Hoe Card!

One thing you learned this year is NOT to come for Muva Rose or baby Rose. Amber Rose got down into details when Kanye decided to try her; alleging that Kanye is just mad that she’s not the one playing in his booty hole no more!!!! WHEN I SAY WE ALL TOOK COVER! WE DIDN’T KNOW WHO WAS NEXT SHE WAS GOING AWF!!!! She later apologized about her comments but let it be perfectly clear, DON’T COME FOR MUVA and we won’t have any problems.

#7: Twitter and the rest of the world DRAGS Lil Bow Wow as he “re-retires from rap”

Bow Wow makes my skin crawl everytime I have to mention his name. The clown had the nerve to tell us via twitter this year that he would be retiring and the whole world played ride Shad Moss RIDE! Not to mention he called himself crawling back to Cleveland when the Cavs took the ship and lets just say, he was checked at the door! We wanted Teyana Taylor not you Bow Wow!

#6: Chris Brown is the victim of the BIGGEST attention whore stunt of the year!

When we reported this stories it had more holes in it than a block of Swiss cheese so you know I was keeping up with it. So a TROLLOP who will remain nameless and be called TROLLOP decided to set Chris Brown up this summer with an elaborate scheme that I believe his tacky ass baby mama put her up to. The Trollop was in Chris house for a party, she started acting stupid, Chris pulled a gun allegedly, she was kicked out, the police were called and a FULL STAND OFF ENSUED!!! It was a bunch of bullshit though, come to find out the TROLLOP and Nia Guzzman (Brown’s baby mama) are friends! See that’s what I said too!

#5: Kim K robbed in Paris

Speaking of stunts. Let me take that back cause it hasn’t been proven that Kim’s robbery in Paris was a complete and utter sham. But she’s literally not posted on social media since, so if this was a scheme, it’s a damn good one and she’s keeping it up quite well. The details are a little sketchy but the basis is, she was robbed at gun point in her private apartment in Paris. Nobody was injured or hurt and the robbers got away with 18M worth of jewelry including her ring which was about 3/4 of that 18. I know this, WE MISS YOU KIMMY!!! PLEASE COME BACK SOON!

4: Kanye MELTDOWN

This is starting to get in chronological order! So after Kim was robbed, Kanye went into a complete tailspin! First he calling out Beyoncé and Jay Z for not setting up a playdate with Blue and North. He also alleged that Beyoncé buys awards and he was shocked and appalled! Mid show, just walks off stage, cancels the remaining of his Saint Pablo tour and less than a week later is taken to the PSYCH WARD HONEY! Some people are saying because around this time his mom passed, you know it was the anniversary however if you ask me, Kanye should’ve BEEN got into therapy A LONG TIME AGO!! But as of today he’s running around with Trump and probably planning a performance for his inauguration.

#3: Trump wins presidency

Girl we all sat in front of our TVs all night waiting. The sheer fact that Donald Trump was even running for president was laughable, but girl when they announced that he had WON! The entire country took a gasp. Now some was gasping for other reasons but EVERYBODY was shocked! With absolutely NO political experience Donald Trump is our….. Your next president. Social media began the #NotMyPresident hashtag and I’m still in! He ain’t no president of mine! The Lord is my Shepard!!!! I don’t want NOTHING OK!

#2: Beyoncé serves lemonade, Adele says hello and Justin Bieber is sorry.

The soundtrack of 2016 was one for the books. Beyoncé released the messiest album of her career and it was AMAZING! With singles like Sorry, Hold Up and of course Formation was definitely one of the albums of the year. Adele reemerged with her new album 25 and said hello to EVERYBODY! She snatched wigs with her lead single Hello that’s still being played like no other. Bieber had his most successful album with Purpose. Girl he had them Beliebers on 10. Even though he decided to cancel ALL the meet and greets and threw a t-shirt at a fan out the window, they still ride with the Beibs. And I’ll admit the album was really good!

OK SIS YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS THE #1 GAG OF 2016 CAUSE IT’S WHAT EVERYBODY AND I MEAN EVERYBODY EVEN IF YOU DON’T CARE YOU CARED ABOUT THIS SHIT! LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT!

#1: BLAC CHYNA AND ROB KARDASHIAN WELCOME BABY GIRL “DREAM” and then BLAC CHYNA STEALS CHRISTMAS!!!!

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH THIS STORY! It all started with that special they had on E! Rob and Chyna where we found out that Chyna aint got much sense and Rob is still a push over. So, from there, they were given the birthing special where we saw Chyna give birth to baby Dream, who is a splitting image of her grandfather the late Robert Kardashian Sr. NOT EVEN 6 MONTHS AFTER THE BABY IS BORN, A FEW WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS CHYNA DONE STOLE EVERYTHING OUT THE DAMN HOUSE! Girl she took the baby furniture, the baby food, the adult food and the baby and got the hell out of dodge. So, Rob gets on Snap Chat crying about how Chyna stole Christmas from him and his Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce! He then followed up with an apology and says whatever happened was his fault and he is sorry and going to get help! Girl I liked to died, everything must be alright though cause just yesterday he was posting little pictures of him and the baby and Chyna is Christmas elves outfits twerking so I guess they doing ok!

MAN, this year has been a MESS! I tell you what with all the foolishness that went down in 2016, I can’t WAIT to see what 2017 has in store for us. You know we LOVE YOU FOR READING and we’ll be reading with you ALL YEAR LONG. HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!

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Trey-Tonio

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BLAC CHYNA DONE STOLE MY SWEET BABY RAYS AND BLUEBERRY EGGOS! Rob and Blac Chyna airing ALL THE DIRTY laundry DOWN TO THE INSTAGRAM!

GIRRRRLLLLL and BOOOYYYYY!!!! This shit is a complete devastation to the nation! Now there’s two parts to this story that I wanna tell ya’ll. The first is gone be if I didn’t know the Kardashians better and actually believed that this wasn’t more than a stunt for the birthing special that airs tonight on E! And then there is gone be the side that’s just READS THE DOGGGG FUCK OUT OF CHYNA! So, let’s get into it!

So yesterday which was Saturday Blac Chyna IG page was allegedly hacked and the hacker threatened to release text messages from Chyna to other men and other celebs. Included in those messages was her “plan” to leave Rob Kardashian after a year if he hasn’t gotten his life together. Also, her dogging his ass out, kinda like she did on that show of theirs so this isn’t a stretch! This damn baby aint hopped out the slab a good month yet and we already on some bullshit with these two! So, the messages hit the fan and so did the TEA!

So now here’s the “I’m clueless” portion. I feel bad for Rob. He posted some videos on IG showing off the house that he and Chyna were supposed to be nursing their new bundle in. THIS BITCH DONE WENT AND CALL 1-800-GOTJUNK TO CLEAR THE HOUSE OUT! Sis she TOOK THE FOOD OUT THE REFRIDGERATOR. And she can’t even deny that because that is 300% PETTY and if I know NOTHING about Chyna, it’s that she suffers from Pettyitis!

She went and cleaned out the baby room, King’s room…can we just talk about the food again! SHE TOOK ROB’S SWEET BABY RAYS BBQ SAUCE! People FIGHT over that shit! ESPECIALLY people of color and shit the Kardashian are as black as they come! When he posted them memes of her, BITCH I LIKED TO DIED! And you know imma post em too cause I’m just as petty as she is!

Ok now that I’ve gotten the fakery out, can we be real! DID WE ALL NOT KNOW WHAT BLAC CHYNA HAD PLANNED FOR THE KARDASHIAN-KLAN FROM THE MOMENT WE FOUND OUT THAT HER AND ROB WERE DATING! Stevie and Ray eyesight put together could see that! This was all a part of a grand scheme to get back at Tyga for messing with that toddler Kylie and guess what, she won! She not only won BUT SHE GOT A PARTING GIFT. DREAM KARDASHIAN! The sole heir to the Kardashain name and all that comes with it! So now, she gone collect a Kardashian check for the next 18 years, and if they decide to get back together, she gone use that last name and fuck what ya’ll sisters heard!

Now Chyna done took this man’s bbq sauce, his waffles, his baby WHAT HE GOT LEFT! The one thing I will say is, i’m glad he didn’t just crawl back into the deep dark depressed hole he done came out of. He was just posting stuff yesterday ! I was like we’ll this is surprising but I’ll allow it!

The gag is, I believe this was a stunt for the show tonight. The timing was just too convenient for me to even ignore. And just a few weeks ago they revealed the new season of KUWTK was set to be filmed and if you believe they didn’t capture ALL THIS; run that by a fool. But not this one. Imma do a poll what ya’ll think? For publicity or FOR REAL! Leave a comment below and you know

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Prom Night Pressed! Blac Chyna DRAGS Wendy Williams over comments we done ALL said about her ass before!

Now I don’t like to do this cause I genuinely like Blac Chyna and I watched her cuss Rob out and kick his ass out 27 times on their special Rob and Chyna on E! So I’m not bias in this commentary this is just how the hell I feel OK!

So on Fridays Wendy Williams Show, Wendy discussed the possibility of a Rob and Chyna’s baby delivery special. During her kiki she in so many words said that Chyna is taking advantage of Rob and milking this for all it’s worth. Check out her exact words below and then let’s talk.

So I guess it’s Saturday and Chyna caught wind of the gossip queens commentary and decided to get pressed like she ain’t never heard this shit about herself before and DRAG WENDY FOR FILTH! Here’s the post!

6tag-1245946604-1377053918932857216_1245946604.jpgOK so let’s read. 📚📚📚📚📚 Chyna honey, I’ve heard worst about you than this. Why did you decide to go after Wendy? Cause I know a BUNCH of other people who have BEEN dragging you for this relationship with Rob but for some reason today, Wendy was your target. I think I know why, easy target. She’s not gonna respond to it. And she’s the one person most celebrities’ decide to pick a fight with because it’s easy!

The gag of this all for me is, Wendy showed you and your mother love on her show and this isn’t her first time discussing you and your relationship. Though I commend you for having to take a stand for your family and unborn child, I feel like the attack was kinda pointless.

As previously stated, she’s not gonna respond, she probably won’t even see this shit. But I guess therapist are going out of style so you needed to vent on social media.

Ok this is me live! I typed the above portion of this mess while I was at work but get into this development! Tokyo Toni got something to say too! Girl read this shit!

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YOU FOOL! Now Tokyo you know I like you more than I like your daughter. But sis do you REALLY believe you about to tie up the NYC Court system with this foolishness and a judge will actually sit and hear you. Do us all a favor and have SEVERAL!

 

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Rob and Chyna Premiers on E!

So tonight was the damn night that I don’t know about yall but I’ve had on my calendar for MONTHS! Rob and Chyna finally premiered on E! and it was cute or whatever! Lemme tell ya’ll the good, then I’ll get into the bad…

So the show is gonna follow Rob Kardashian and his now fiancé Blac Chyna during her pregnancy and his weight lost. You know just another Kardashian show. But the gag is, there was just something extremely ghetto about this show. Did ya’ll notice it or was it just me. Like the intro was all sketchy, and the little scene shifts just was like graffiti and grungy looking. I might just be nit-picking but I was offended, Khloe and Lamar had a cute little title sequence and Rob and Chyna get this South Central ass intro! Moving on!

They did bring the most dramatic scene from the trailers to the first episode which I could appreciate. Chyna has an underlined issue with Rob being a mama’s boy and not a full grown man. Which we’ve all know since, shit since we’ve know him. He still has breast milk in his fridge so I don’t know what Chyna was expecting but a little boy. Not to mention his self-esteem isn’t fully repaired due to his weight. He looks great though because HONEY!!!! Before he was blimp, now he’s like a baby blimp.

We were introduced to Chyna’s ratchet ass friends that I love. I forgot the girls with the big booty name but I like her. Her son is so cute; you know the one with that good for nothing typa brotha Tyga. The show seems more like it’s gonna be an introduction to Chyna more so than anything else and how she interacts with the Kardashian Klan! (Which I’ll allow)

Oh and did I mention they revealed that they are having a girl. And Rob looked like somebody pee’d in his frosted flakes.

All in all, I liked the episode. I will be tuned in every Sunday to kiki with yall for it. 9/8 c on E! And as always

 

I love you for reading

 

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Rob and Chyna SNEAK PEEK

OH WHEN I SAY SEPTEMBER 11TH I WILL BE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY TV! DON’T CALL ME BEEP ME IF, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME IT BETTER BE ON TWITTER CAUSE WHEN ROB AND CHYNA PREMIERES I DON’T WANNA BE DISTURBED!

The wait is finally over and I got a little sneak peak of E! newest and I predict the highest rated Kardashian branch off yet “Rob and Chyna” for you below! Check it out!

http://www.eonline.com/videos/embed/251481

Will you be watching? Leave us a comment and as always

I love you for reading!

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(Photo creds to PerezHilton.com)

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BLAC CHYNA CONFIRMS PREGNANCY WITH ROB KARDASHIAN

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS SITUATION BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THIS IS MY CHILD OK! So there was speculations for the past maybe month or two that Blac Chyna was pregnant with her fiance Rob Kardashian. After pictures came out that Kim took Chyna and Rob to an OBGYN appointment, rumors were really flying. But you know I don’t buy everything that’s on sale especially when it comes to anything Kardashian but with this situations that Chyna done dropped FUCK THIS I’M REPORTING! AND I’M HERE FOR IT!

So with that, lets start a name train. What do you think we should name this baby! Leave us a comment below!

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#CHYRO ENGAGED? Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna Engaged!?

IT’S 4 AM AND MY LOVE WONT ANSWER!!! But apparently Blac Chyna answered and the answer was YES! I’m currently planning this extravagant wedding for Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian! Chyna took to IG like 20 minutes ago with this picture below and the internet is going AWF!

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Now I had to google which hand engagement rings go on and it is indeed the left and that is indeed her left hand, ring finger! Not to mention her mama, Mama Tokyo also took to IG to congratulate the two on their engagement. Now let’s just get messy!

If this ain’t how you spite a whole entire family! Both parties love each other that’s quite clear but lemme just be messy for a second. Rob I’m sure has had it up to here with his family dogging his ass out for being huge for so long so he wants some get back and what better way than with the ex-family enemy. And Chyna need to get back at Tyga for treating her like a dog and ditching her for an infant. It works out for EVERYBODY! And we get a love story to go with it!

Now listen Chyna, you’re gonna be a Kardashian now so you own some rights to that name honey! We in the money now! You get on that show, you get them ratings up (cause Lord know when you step on the scene, the ratings will go through the roof) and you stir that got damn pot! I’m so excited to plan your wedding. No, you didn’t ask and you don’t have to! That’s what friends are for. Me and Muva Amber Rose will handle it all. You just worry about getting pregnant and having the first heir to the Kardashian name!!

I’m so excited leave us a comment and let us know what you think about this entire situation!

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