Now listen! I’m not gloating in this woman’s downfall. But when you said, “YOU SAID WHAT YOU SAID” I assume you would think twice before you say what you say! So y’all girl Nene was the host of Tiffany Haddish comedy show in Oakland and I’m sure she was doing a fabulous job. However there was a wrench thrown in the game this night.
So there were hecklers doing what they do…. heckle! And Moose went LEFT! Verbatim I don’t remember what was said but know it was basically “I hope you get raped by your Uber driver” and something about a hello kitty! Now why the hell would you say that Nene!!!
So after the crowd did everything but grab their pitch forks and run her ass back to Atlanta, she just let Tiffany come out and that was it. Now as if Nene wasn’t in enough hot water since accusing Kim and her daughters of being racist now this!
A few days later, HEADLINE NENE COMEDY RUN OVER DUE TO RAPE COMMENTS!!! So then the next day WHAM NENE PULLED FROM THE GREAT XSCAPE TOUR!!! I was like DAMN!!! She loosing it ALL!!! Oh how I wish this would’ve been captured for this season of the RHOA! But the gag is, I wonder how this will affect her relationship with Kandi on the show?
Listen Nene and imma call you by ya name cause I got a little sympathy for you since I seen you on IG live crying. Listen, you can’t be going around talking slick as you wanna to people! Remember YOU’RE the celebrity! We ain’t gone care what the random nobody said to you, the headline will read only what YOU said. So with that in mind, you gotta choose those words wisely sis! Don’t cry over spilled milk, go get a bounty get the shit up and grab another cup!
One thing about Nene she’ll always find another way back into the spot light so she won’t be down for long.
Everything that glitter ain’t gold! And while she probably though, “oh yea lemme just guiche guiche ya ya DA DA” with superstar Usher, he ain’t gotta wrap it up!
Girl this post came across my phone while I was at lunch and I had to stop eating my damn sandwich for this! Usher done allegedly gave this woman herpes and paid her 1.1M for a slew of things. I guess ruining my sex life for the rest of my days has a price tag huh. My as well take ya itchy itchy to Neiman Marcus on a shopping spree-yah!
Now the gag is the woman says she noticed a green discharge from Usher’s….. this is a family blog…. DING DING. But he reassured her that he was “safe” and they continued to engage in unprotected sex. Why don’t these people get it. WRAP IT UP! Ain’t no….. DING DING in the world worth you catching something you can’t get rid of! And if he wasn’t trying to hear that, then you should’ve closed yo legs to married men and moved the hell on! Cause the gag is the woman was one of Tameka crazy ass bridesmaids in her and Usher’s wedding.
So now he cutting check and I’m just waiting on the floodgates to open with women who have had unprotected sex with Usher to come forward and say, “ME TOO ME TOO!!!” Hell he gone be paying out A WHOLE lot of women cause from what I hear, Usher ain’t too choosy….🍵
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THIS STORY REALLY JUST COOKED MY RICE!!! Now everybody knows i love my Kardashians and you can judge your mother! But i like them however Khloe, after this stunt you skallywag don’t be coming back bout round Cleveland no more!
So in the trailer for the next season of #KUWTK, Khloe admits to faking her fertility issues due to her “situation” with Lamar Odom, her ex husband for y’all who don’t keep up. That’s what I’m here for.
Now you remember back when the show was actually good Khloe and Lammy were cute and cuddly and happy and trying so hard to have a baby. The world was on this “we’re rooting for Baby Khlomar” kick, she illicited sympathy and everything and now you come out and say you were faking the treatments. And bitch this was your story line for at least 4 seasons!!! I’m just so disgusted!
It’s not even the fact that you lied about it cause hey it’s yo coo-coo if you wanna lie on it, that’s between you and it! But the fact that you sit up here and say “my situation with Lamar.” So does that mean the relationship was always bad. Cause you got married what 3 week after meeting? Flag number 1! And you wanna make a spinoff CONTINUING to perpetuate the fact that you couldn’t get pregnant! There are women out here who would KILL for the fertility treatment you alleged to have and you just playing with your uterus!
AND THEN BITCH WAIT!!! E! NEWS POSTED A STORY SAYING THAT YO NEW MAN TRISTAN THOMAS OR WHAT-THE-HELL-EVER WANTS YOU TO HAVE 5 KIDS!!! NOW I’M REALLY MAD! AND YOU GONE SIT YO RAGGEDY ASS IN OUR ARENA. NOW I SEE WHY CLEVELAND WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH YO ASS! SHE DONE FUCKED AROUND AND PISSED ME OFF AT 5 AM!
Anyway y’all can move Khloe down your list of favorite Kardashians and move her up on the most dispised!
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Well i guess the bad blood is still brewing between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. Girl i woke up this morning at around 5 to get ready for my nine ta five and scrolling through Twitter and i see Taylor Swift is on Spotify now. So I’m like YAAASSS lemme make a playlist. Then i see Katy Perry new album too….i scream at 5 AM “SHADE!!!”
Now the gag is had Taylor Swift music been available on Spotify, i wouldn’t have much of a story to tell y’all but the fact that it wasn’t until the day your nemesis new album comes out is just a shady stunt move worthy of my two cents!
I guess when Katy did carpool karaoke and said how she’s over the beef situation, that was enough for Ms.Swift! And be clear, if i had to choose between Taylor’s catalog and Katy’s new album, I’m going with Taylor. So she knew what she was doing. This new Katy music i just can’t get with. The two singles she released i could have lived without and now that i can listen to “Blank Space” I’m kinda uninterested in anything else.
We’re just waiting on Katy to say something about this entire situation because the internet it going NUTS about this and you know I’ll be watching to see what happens next!!!
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RING THE GOT DAMN ALARM! REMY DONE SMACKED MY WIG RIGHT OFF MY HEAD!!!! And smacked Nicki’s off too quiet as it’s kept! GIIIRRRRLLL Lil Wayne, Drake and Safaree gone have to help get you out of this one girl.
After a bunch of back and forth, shady comments Remy said fuck this! I’m not about to keep playing with this girl lemme just end this chick. She released “sHeather” and when I say she BODIED Nicki! Check IT out below and then let’s kiki!
GIRL SHE GATHERED SIS!! PUT THAT BARBIE IN A BOX! Ok so lemme just get into this. Nicki is KNOWN for throwing rocks and hiding her hands and being subliminally shady but I guess where Remy is from, that shit don’t fly! Girl she said, “the only time you touched a trigga is when you fucked Trey Songz”!!!! I DIED AND I LIVE!!!!
This to me, is like back when Jay Z and Nas had that beef. Where Jay was more popular and he took that popularity vote and ran with it. Not to say he’s trash cause that would be a lie, he’s one of the greatest rappers alive but just in my opinion, Nas is better. Remy = Nas; Jay = Nicki Does that make sense?
Idk how yall feel but I tell you what, this is a battle imma be long forward to watch go down! I’ll be sipping my tea for the remainder of the weekend and keeping idk up. And as always
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Andrew “I’m Not Gay No More (allegedly)” Caldwell, come here sis! Cause I’m about to pull yo card! So y’all remember Andrew made a video last month after Kim Burrell mentioning his name in her anti-LGBTQ sermon (see prior post) claiming that Andrew was sent from the devil and making a mockery of the word of God. So Andrew decided to make a video claiming that he had served Burrell with paper and he’ll see her in court on January 23rd at 2:00 PM. Guess what today is, January 23!
So you know me right. I decided to go through the state of Missouri court dockets online, cause Andrew you DO KNOW that’s public information and guess what sis. Not only is there no court case against Kim, but I also didn’t find anything on his claim to sue Funky Dineva either! Ooh and don’t worry, I keep these kinds of receipts!
But the gag is, in the video he made he encouraged us to look it up. Did you think nobody would actually look it up?! You should know better by now Andrew. So the only thing I’m looking forward to today is the beginning of the New Edition biopic on BET! Andrew sis, PLEASE take this long over due chair, put yo ass in it and take a looooooooonnnnnnngggggg seat! Thank you!
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Girl Black Twitter was not about to let ya’ll ruin Michael Jackson legacy NO MORE! So ya’ll remember I told ya’ll a little while back about that episode of Urban Myths that would feature Michael Jackson and they went and cast this Caucasian man to play Michael! Joseph Fiennes is his name and sir lemme just talk directly to you for a second. I understand you took the job cause you saw a check coming but all money aint good money! “Work aint honest but it pays the bills” you say huh, well when social media gets a hold of this shit they took that job right the fuck away!
SO THE NETWORK work ended up pulling that shit before they even aired it girl the backlash was so serious! They had Paris, Jackson daughter, on twitter cheering that they network cancelled the shit. But not a full week into them pulling the plug on it, our good Judy’s at Lifetime announce a biopic! “Searching for Neverland” which I hope is a working title, will tell the story of the King’s final years from the perspective of his body guards.
They cast an actual Michael Jackson impersonator to do the job honey and thank God they did! Here he is!
Now that’s more like it damn it! Navi is his name and he’s been in the business of impersonating for 22 years. He’s even sipped tea with Michael on a few occasions and opened up for him. So, I give him a grade A on qualifications for the job! Now, if Lifetime has some respectable writers and production for this then I’ll be in! The film begins production next month. Will you guys be watching?
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