Here’s the thing. If anything ever comes up missing in my house, I know for a fact that it had to be my ass cause don’t nobody come up in here! I hate company! But nonetheless just like I told Chris Brown, you need to watch who the fuck you let up in yo house. HOW THE HELL DID THESE PERPS KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YO STASH WAS AND YO JEWERLY USHER! THIS WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
Now the gag is after yo wife just recently filed for divorce, imma assume that she may or may not have had something to do with this. I bet she wanna get back at you for making her look like a damn fool with these allegations of herpes! But I’m just saying! Hopefully she wouldn’t stoop that low, shit you at least gone give her some alimony!
Anywho, Usher here’s some advice that I know you didn’t ask for but sis I think you should take it. CANCEL EVERYBODY! Start fresh. You could use a new team anyway cause ya music aint doing what it used to so, lets just do a little switch up. All new friends. Matter fact, who needs friends, just get a bunch of associates. Check em when they come in and check em when they leaving out! I mean cavity search! That goes for the women too cause they got creases and crevices they can stash almost anything in!
Nonetheless good luck Ush! We hope they find the perps and get yo shit back!
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Now listen. This baby aint got nothing to do with its disgusting ass parents, so imma leave the baby out and pray that it’s healthy and happy. Now with that being said, Khloe, and you know how I feel about you….there’s a phone call for you on line one!
Ya’ll remember I had a “BLOCK KHLOE” moment last year where I totally blocked her off ALL my social platforms after that little stunt she pulled with Lamar faking her fertility issues, I just was like FTB (clock) and i’m done. Now all at once you done went and got into this relationship with this sorry ass Cavaliers player, Tristan (whom of which allegedly cheated on his then pregnant girlfriend to be with you) AND NOW you getting cheated on with a IG Trollop during your finals days of your pregnancy.
I know that was a mouthful. But listen, allegedly Khloe got the whole Kardashian Klan rushing to Cleveland cause she having early contractions. I’d be having contractions too if I found out my baby daddy was cheating on me but sis lemme learn you something that I learned a long time ago! Karma don’t got no expiration date, she don’t come with no warning, the bitch is like a tacky ass friend that pop up to you house without calling. And sis all the dirty shit you put out into the universe, you’re getting back. It’s unfortunate that you just happen to be carrying a baby during the time that Karma came knocking but maybe that’ll learn ya!
So do I feel for Khloe? No! Do I feel sorry for that baby? YES! Tristan aint shit and accoding to my friends who actually give a damn about sports, he aint shit on the court either so you should’ve known better. Maybe we should just be single for a little while sis. Learn yaself and get to raising that baby. You got the money! You’ll be just fine. I still aint unblocking yo ass!
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You listen to me and you listen good ok! I don’t give a damn about a baby bump cause we already threw her ass a shower so congratulations girl on coming out BUT SIS THIS ALBUM BOPZ LIKE NO THE FUCK OTHER!
When Cardi released this album, imma admit I was nervous. After hearing “Be Careful” and that “Drip” song I was hesitant. But when you weave them two songs into the ENTIRE finished product!!!! OKUUUUUURRRRTTTT!!!
Now of course I have some favorite. “Thru Your Phone” is a ratchet ass lullaby toned bop that I absolutely adore. And when I wanna revisit my HOE days, “BICKENHEAD” is where you can find me throwing it in a FULL circle.
I must not be the only one who bopping to the album cause in the first 24 hours the bitch went GOLD so sis you did something right with this album. Girl I had forgot how much I liked Bodak Yellow until the shit flowed right in and by then I was going AWF!
Now I know Cardi said there was no beef with her and Nicki *but the sublims can’t be denied* AND THERE ARE SEVERAL ALL THRU the album! Along with a bunch of mentioning of Beyoncé. Nonetheless for a debut album, listen i’m giving sis an 8 out of 10! SHE DID THE FUCK OUT OF THIS! And I will be bopping to this all summer and our IG captions will be FILLED with Cardi references! (You’ve been warned)
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I’m quite honestly sick of this got damn story but I’m glad the mystery has come to an end and we can move the dog fuck on. That is until Tiffany decides to open her mouth again about some other shit. Now listen when Tiffany came to use with this story about a “drug headed” actress BITING Beyoncé’s face, I looked sideways. But AHHHHH Never underestimate the power of the BeeHive cause I credit them with finding that Sanaa Lathan was INDEED the face chomper!
Now let’s discuss these alleged rumors cause Sanaa gone have to clear up a FEW things, thanks to loud mouf Tiffany! One being, are you indeed a drug head?! Not really our business but those are some pretty strong allegations that can possible sway your career in the wrong direction. The gag is Tiffany passed the buck to Queen Bey on spilling the beans about Sanaa’s alleged habits. Here’s what Tiffanys say’s Bey told her when she was about to go jump on Lathan! AND I QUOTE
“Tiffany, no. Don’t do that. That bitch is on drugs. She’s not even drunk. The bitch is on drugs. She’s not like that all the time. Just chill” END QUOTE!
Also Sanaa just needs to come out and either say you did or didn’t snack on Beyoncé! Listen ain’t nobody gone blame you. Beyoncé is BEYONCE so shit if you got close enough, I don’t blame you for being entranced by her goddessness! Say you did it and you live for her like the rest of us and move on! But these drug rumors are what I’m most concerned about!
So now that we’ve solved that, what are we gone do about YA’LL cousin Tiffany! Cause she can’t come to the cookout this year! I’m trying to bring a bae and I don’t need her telling my business to everybody! Leave us a comment on what ya’ll think we should do!
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Now listen! I done had to make an index card with all the tea on this read! Got damn (in my Joseline voice) Them women who are protesting R.Kelly’s shows must really be doing a hell of a job cause they damn sure been canceling shows left and right and now the proof is in the pissy pudding! Ok I promise that’s the last urine joke cause it’s distasteful. Anywho lets get down into this story shall we.
So the ATL Journal Constitution is reporting that as of February 13th ya’ll uncle owes well over $31,000 to SB Property Management Global for two separate properties less than walking distance away from each other. *catch* So for house number one he allegedly pays $3,000/month and for the second $11,542/month.
Now I aint one to gloat in somebodies misery but listen I still believe that homeboy is a pedo (IN MY OPINION) but some of ya’ll who have attachments to his music are able to look past all of those allegations and the evident video of him having an encounter with a minor but I’M NOT! And then with the 2017 allegations of a “sex cult” going on in one of his homes which it doesn’t specify if one of these properties is where the cult-ation is going down, I will forever side eye R.Kelly! AND WHERE IS THESE GIRLS ABOUT TO LIVE NOW!?
So catch the teas in this post and leave us a comment on what you think!
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Listen! I said I wasn’t even gonna discuss Blac Chyna dumb ass but since she is now serisuly persuing LEGAL ACTION for this dumb ass sex tape that IF YOU ONLY ASK ME, she released herself I gotta read this trollop!
So by now I’m sure you’ve seen the videos of Chyna 304’n all over the twitter-verse. AND NO I WILL NOT BE POSTING IT HERE. The Library is a family place (lol) but Twitter was a place to be when this shit all hit the fan honey! Now here’s the thing, No we don’t know the gentlemen in the video yet but with Chyna’s track record that could be ANYBODY! My guess was the Ferrari guy that she was messing with a while back only due to skin tone and vocals. Nonetheless that Mechie fool says it’s him (mind you he light skinned as hell) plus if it was you DUMB ASS you just incriminated yourself cause you know Chyna thirsty ass gone take this to court and waste the citizens of LA tax dollars.
So while all of this is going on she’s trying toplay the victim just like she did when Rob released the titty pictures of her less than smart ass. Here’s my thing Chyna, WHY DO YOU KEEP LETTING PEOPLE FILM YO DUMB ASS AND OR TAKING PHOTOS THAT YOU “DON’T WANT ANYONE TO SEE!” Shit quite frankly we’ve seen every inch of yo build bad ass so what you even wasting time crying “OH MY BODY IS EXPOSED WHOA IS ME” for is beyond me!
She just can’t get over the fact that Kardashian train railroaded her ass. Yea you got baby Dream out of this situation so you don’t have much to worry about but be clear, THEY STILL WON! And you can’t just be a woman, take your L and keep it pumping. Instead you resort to leaking basic BJ’s and terrible sex just for a little shine! But I ain’t gone talk about this no more until Lisa Bloom thirsty ass come out the closet talking about “she has the right to share her body with who she wants but they can’t share it” BITCH BYE!
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I really didn’t even wanna talk about this because I really don’t wanna believe this to be true. However our girl Cardi B might be pregnant with that boy from the Migos Quavo. Now all of this is according to someone in her camp which leads me to believe that it may be true!
Here’s why I have beef with Cardi being pregnant or for that matter being engaged to this boy. Cardi is 25 whole years old. Poppin career that’s taking off in more ways than one. She don’t need to be tied down with no man at this point in her life. IN MY OPINION! This is only my opinion and that goes for ANYBODY 25 years old!
Not to mention if you ask me. I think this man is leeching onto Cardi. Lemme just be honest. Most of these rappers now a days sound exactly the damn same. All the songs on the radio sound the same. I wouldn’t know a Migo from a seagull walking down the street. Because to be honest they all look alike too! Cardi has given this man a name because before he was just another Migo now he’s the one with Cardi! Now that’s not to say this man ain’t talented cause i’m sure he is but Cardi star is brighter on the terms that’s she’s a solo artist! Plus her large following.
I just don’t want all that Cardi done worked for, struggled for and fought for to be tainted and ruined by some bullshit, snot noised ass boy! (as everybody mama has told them at least once) But if the news is true, congratulations I guess. uh huh! Leave Cardi some congratulations below.