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READ OF THE WEEK!!! YOU LITTLE BISH!!! KHLOE KARDASHIAN ADMITS TO FAKING FERTILITY ISSUES ON NEW SEASON ON #KUWTK

THIS STORY REALLY JUST COOKED MY RICE!!! Now everybody knows i love my Kardashians and you can judge your mother! But i like them however Khloe, after this stunt you skallywag don’t be coming back bout round Cleveland no more! 

So in the trailer for the next season of #KUWTK, Khloe admits to faking her fertility issues due to her “situation” with Lamar Odom, her ex husband for y’all who don’t keep up. That’s what I’m here for. 

Now you remember back when the show was actually good Khloe and Lammy were cute and cuddly and happy and trying so hard to have a baby. The world was on this “we’re rooting for Baby Khlomar” kick, she illicited sympathy and everything and now you come out and say you were faking the treatments. And bitch this was your story line for at least 4 seasons!!! I’m just so disgusted! 

It’s not even the fact that you lied about it cause hey it’s yo coo-coo if you wanna lie on it, that’s between you and it! But the fact that you sit up here and say “my situation with Lamar.” So does that mean the relationship was always bad. Cause you got married what 3 week after meeting? Flag number 1! And you wanna make a spinoff CONTINUING to perpetuate the fact that you couldn’t get pregnant! There are women out here who would KILL for the fertility treatment you alleged to have and you just playing with your uterus! 

AND THEN BITCH WAIT!!! E! NEWS POSTED A STORY SAYING THAT YO NEW MAN TRISTAN THOMAS OR WHAT-THE-HELL-EVER WANTS YOU TO HAVE 5 KIDS!!! NOW I’M REALLY MAD! AND YOU GONE SIT YO RAGGEDY ASS IN OUR ARENA. NOW I SEE WHY CLEVELAND WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH YO ASS! SHE DONE FUCKED AROUND AND PISSED ME OFF AT 5 AM! 

Anyway y’all can move Khloe down your list of favorite Kardashians and move her up on the most dispised! 

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ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF SHADE!!! TAYLOR SWIFT PULLS THE ULTIMATE STUNT UPLOADING HER ENTIRE CATALOG ONTO SPOTIFY THE DAY KATY PERRY’S NEW ALBUM IS RELEASED

Well i guess the bad blood is still brewing between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. Girl i woke up this morning at around 5 to get ready for my nine ta five and scrolling through Twitter and i see Taylor Swift is on Spotify now. So I’m like YAAASSS lemme make a playlist. Then i see Katy Perry new album too….i scream at 5 AM “SHADE!!!” 

Now the gag is had Taylor Swift music been available on Spotify, i wouldn’t have much of a story to tell y’all but the fact that it wasn’t until the day your nemesis new album comes out is just a shady stunt move worthy of my two cents! 

I guess when Katy did carpool karaoke and said how she’s over the beef situation, that was enough for Ms.Swift! And be clear, if i had to choose between Taylor’s catalog and Katy’s new album, I’m going with Taylor. So she knew what she was doing. This new Katy music i just can’t get with. The two singles she released i could have lived without and now that i can listen to “Blank Space” I’m kinda uninterested in anything else. 

We’re just waiting on Katy to say something about this entire situation because the internet it going NUTS about this and you know I’ll be watching to see what happens next!!! 

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REMY DONE BODIED NICKI!!!! “sHeather” RELEASED!!!

RING THE GOT DAMN ALARM! REMY DONE SMACKED MY WIG RIGHT OFF MY HEAD!!!! And smacked Nicki’s off too quiet as it’s kept! GIIIRRRRLLL Lil Wayne, Drake and Safaree gone have to help get you out of this one girl.

After a bunch of back and forth, shady comments Remy said fuck this! I’m not about to keep playing with this girl lemme just end this chick. She released “sHeather” and when I say she BODIED Nicki! Check IT out below and then let’s kiki!

GIRL SHE GATHERED SIS!! PUT THAT BARBIE IN A BOX! Ok so lemme just get into this. Nicki is KNOWN for throwing rocks and hiding her hands and being subliminally shady but I guess where Remy is from, that shit don’t fly! Girl she said, “the only time you touched a trigga is when you fucked Trey Songz”!!!! I DIED AND I LIVE!!!!

This to me, is like back when Jay Z and Nas had that beef. Where Jay was more popular and he took that popularity vote and ran with it. Not to say he’s trash cause that would be a lie, he’s one of the greatest rappers alive but just in my opinion, Nas is better. Remy = Nas; Jay = Nicki Does that make sense?

Idk how yall feel but I tell you what, this is a battle imma be long forward to watch go down! I’ll be sipping my tea for the remainder of the weekend and keeping idk up. And as always

I love you for reading!!!

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HE MIGHT NOT BE GAY NO MORE BUT HE DAMN SURE IS A LIAR! ATTENTION WHORE ANDREW CALDWELL AINT SUING NO DAMN BODY! (RECEIPTS INSIDE)

Andrew “I’m Not Gay No More (allegedly)” Caldwell, come here sis! Cause I’m about to pull yo card! So y’all remember Andrew made a video last month after Kim Burrell mentioning his name in her anti-LGBTQ sermon (see prior post) claiming that Andrew was sent from the devil and making a mockery of the word of God. So Andrew decided to make a video claiming that he had served Burrell with paper and he’ll see her in court on January 23rd at 2:00 PM. Guess what today is, January 23!

So you know me right. I decided to go through the state of Missouri court dockets online, cause Andrew you DO KNOW that’s public information and guess what sis. Not only is there no court case against Kim, but I also didn’t find anything on his claim to sue Funky Dineva either! Ooh and don’t worry, I keep these kinds of receipts!

But the gag is, in the video he made he encouraged us to look it up. Did you think nobody would actually look it up?! You should know better by now Andrew. So the only thing I’m looking forward to today is the beginning of the New Edition biopic on BET! Andrew sis, PLEASE take this long over due chair, put yo ass in it and take a looooooooonnnnnnngggggg seat! Thank you!

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JOSEPH FIENNES DRAGGED BACK DOWN TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE + LIFETIME ANNOUNCES MICHAEL JACKSON BIOPIC

Girl Black Twitter was not about to let ya’ll ruin Michael Jackson legacy NO MORE! So ya’ll remember I told ya’ll a little while back about that episode of Urban Myths that would feature Michael Jackson and they went and cast this Caucasian man to play Michael! Joseph Fiennes is his name and sir lemme just talk directly to you for a second. I understand you took the job cause you saw a check coming but all money aint good money! “Work aint honest but it pays the bills” you say huh, well when social media gets a hold of this shit they took that job right the fuck away!

SO THE NETWORK work ended up pulling that shit before they even aired it girl the backlash was so serious! They had Paris, Jackson daughter, on twitter cheering that they network cancelled the shit. But not a full week into them pulling the plug on it, our good Judy’s at Lifetime announce a biopic! “Searching for Neverland” which I hope is a working title, will tell the story of the King’s final years from the perspective of his body guards.

They cast an actual Michael Jackson impersonator to do the job honey and thank God they did! Here he is!

30028a0Now that’s more like it damn it! Navi is his name and he’s been in the business of impersonating for 22 years. He’s even sipped tea with Michael on a few occasions and opened up for him. So, I give him a grade A on qualifications for the job! Now, if Lifetime has some respectable writers and production for this then I’ll be in! The film begins production next month. Will you guys be watching?

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HE GONE CRY IN THE CAR! SOULJA BOY DONE BIT OFF MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW; CHARITY BOXING MATCH AGAINST CHRIS BROWN IS A GO!

I had absolutely no intentions on discussing this foolery but since this has been a slow news week I decided to oblige and give a little kiki on the Chris Brown and Soulja Boy situations. So, it’s been a little under a week since the shit started hitting the fan with these two and I’ll try my best to fill ya’ll in for the ones who been waiting to hear what I had to say.

So, the foolishness allegedly got started when Soulja left some heart eye emoji’s under Karruche, Chris Brown’s ex, photo on IG! I know petty right. Well Soulja then made a video saying that Chris called him threatening him and checking him on liking her photos and leaving little cute ass emoji’s and shit. This in turn made him start talking out the side of his neck. Now had he just let it go here, we probably wouldn’t be where we are now!

Soulja then proceeds to post a bunch of videos talking BIG MAN SHIT about Chris and how when he sees him he gone beat his ass! He even went back to the Rihanna days and mentioned that situations that I told yall a long time ago I will never talk about again cause I’m over it! This is when I start looking at him like, “really Soulja Boy like aint nobody scared of yo little 110 lb. soaking wet ass!” So, Chris took the high road for a little while then he said fuck it. He then began returning videos and issued a boxing challenge to Soulja and the proceeds will go to charity.

So maybe a day or so later, Soulja FOOL issues this weak ass half way house apology that quite frankly he could’ve kept! He claims that his mother was sick and he was going through some stuff and he wants to make music with Chris and the other clowns that he recently started shit with. I don’t know their names cause to be straight and blunt, they aint that damn important to the story line! Chris is like no, fuck that we gone fight, you gone get this ass beating and that’ll teach you to start talking out the side of your neck. SOULJA EVEN WENT SO FAR AS TO CALL CHRIS PERSONALLY AND TRY TO CALL OFF THE FIGHT! LMFAO

So, the fights on! Soulja Boy has been posting pics and videos of him and that bird chest training with Floyd “can’t spell” Mayweather! Chris will be trained by Mike Tyson on the other hand. And as of yesterday, Monkey Man 50 cent decided to throw himself into the mess of it all. He posted the photo above on his IG yesterday and I just wanna know, “sir who invited you into this event. You aint necessarily a boxing guru, hell you hardly rap so why are you here again?”

Anyway, I’ll be watching if they air this on TV with a snack! As a matter of fact, this is gonna be a reason to throw a party! Now ya’ll know I don’t know NOTHING about no boxing. Honestly, I think it’s one of the most over paid sports of them all! But that’s just my opinion. Will you guys be tuning in to see Soulja Boy get beat down? Leave a comment below and as always

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I HOPE YOU AINT ALLERGIC TO BEE STINGS! Kanye West DRAGS Beyonce and Jay Z for Not setting up a Playdate with North and Blue!

Ok I had no intentions on talking about this but the homies insisted so lemme break it down like UGGHHH! (Bruno Mars pun) Ok so yall other favorite rapper, Kanye done fell and bumped his damn head. So as per usual, he was doing a show in Sacramento and he decided to go on an abrupt rant. But sis he done took his antics to a whole new level this time. Get into the clip of foolishness below and then let’s have a kiki!

Ooooook. So, first lemme just say as a card holder in the Gemini club for 26 years, 5 months and a day, WE NO LONGER ARE CLAIMING THIS FOOL! Secondly after this rant, HE ENDED THE SHOW!!!! CRAZY ASS BASTARD!

The first thing I wanna point out is, the same fool who stormed on stage and told Taylor Swift that Beyoncé had the greatest video of all time and should’ve won the award over her…. but in the next breath you tell us “FUCK WINNING!” If Beyoncé wanna tell somebody she aint showing up unless she wins an award, then so be it! Shit quite frankly if you watch these shows enough, you know that already. If Beyoncé shows up, you better be giving her an award and she gone get on that stage. It’s just protocol.

And another thing; JAY Z PLEASE CALL THIS MAN!!!! Hell, have Blue call North cause if you ask me that’s all he really wants! Nori needs a playdate and Royalty is busy being cute and fabulous! He is really hurt that apparently, him and Jay haven’t talked in a significant amount of time but I just can’t deal with this man at this point. I haven’t been a Kanye fan since his first album. Since Stacey Dash left his ass at the airport!

He also discussed how if he voted, he would’ve voted for Trump but that’s his business and yall know I don’t drag people for their political views. What’s good for the goose aint always good for the gander honey and that’s all imma say about that! HAKUNA MATA!!!!

Kanye please go find a seat. Quite frankly the Beyhive is gone find you a SLEW of seats. Cause I know this when you shade the QUEEN, the Hive comes immediately after! And if you’ve seen his IG page, you know this to be true!

So lemme know what yall think about this fool below and you know,

I love you for reading!

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