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All the ratchet of Reality TV right here for your sippin’ enjoyment!


Now listen! I’m not gloating in this woman’s downfall. But when you said, “YOU SAID WHAT YOU SAID” I assume you would think twice before you say what you say! So y’all girl Nene was the host of Tiffany Haddish comedy show in Oakland and I’m sure she was doing a fabulous job. However there was a wrench thrown in the game this night. 

So there were hecklers doing what they do…. heckle! And Moose went LEFT! Verbatim I don’t remember what was said but know it was basically “I hope you get raped by your Uber driver” and something about a hello kitty! Now why the hell would you say that Nene!!! 

So after the crowd did everything but grab their pitch forks and run her ass back to Atlanta, she just let Tiffany come out and that was it. Now as if Nene wasn’t in enough hot water since accusing Kim and her daughters of being racist now this! 

A few days later, HEADLINE NENE COMEDY RUN OVER DUE TO RAPE COMMENTS!!! So then the next day WHAM NENE PULLED FROM THE GREAT XSCAPE TOUR!!! I was like DAMN!!! She loosing it ALL!!! Oh how I wish this would’ve been captured for this season of the RHOA! But the gag is, I wonder how this will affect her relationship with Kandi on the show? 

Listen Nene and imma call you by ya name cause I got a little sympathy for you since I seen you on IG live crying. Listen, you can’t be going around talking slick as you wanna to people! Remember YOU’RE the celebrity! We ain’t gone care what the random nobody said to you, the headline will read only what YOU said. So with that in mind, you gotta choose those words wisely sis! Don’t cry over spilled milk, go get a bounty get the shit up and grab another cup! 

One thing about Nene she’ll always find another way back into the spot light so she won’t be down for long. 


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Real Housewives of Atlanta S9E1 REVIEW “Chateau Sheree vs. MooreWork Manor”#RHOA


So, season 9 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta just went off and you know we was in The Library kiki The Library Twitter So let’s just get right into it cause this is gone be a quickie review cause didn’t much happen tonight.

So, the basis is the first episode was Chateau Sheree vs. Moore Manor. If you ask me I’d much rather stay with Sheree! Kenya’s house look like a glorified condo. It’s cute don’t get me wrong but it aint nobody’s manor honey! So, she threw a housewarming party but they didn’t know the house was little gone be warm! Girl the people was down to the house sweating like pigs before bedtime. And leave it up to Sheree to be the one to point out EVERY little thing that was out of place in the manor. Sis she said her invitations should’ve came with a hard hat and a fan! I LIKED TO DIED!

But other than that, Librarians, OH CHYTNIA FINALLY DIVORCING PETER ASS! THANK GOD! Uncle Ben aint shit, aint been shit, aint never gone be shit so I suggest that she just gone ahead and take her Trey Songz braids down to the attorney office and get it done. Her and Phaedra! Maybe they can get a two for one deal.

And why is Porsha in anger management? Cause ya’ll know I didn’t watch last season! The last time I seen her angry was when she dragged Kenya LITERALLY down to the reunion and if they still talking about that situations, GET THE HELL OVER IT! None the less she must be making good with my future boss Rickey Smiley, cause that car phat, cakes is phat, she thicka than a snicka!

I’m glad Moose aint coming back and I can’t wait for my girl Marlo to come through with her mixing spoon and stir this pot up. The new tag lines were cute too. Fav is Sheree’s. But that’s about it yall. Catch us in the Library every Sunday 8/7 c and kiki with us for the show. And you know

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“BITCH YOU DON’T KNOW BEYONCE?!” Love and Hip Hop Hollywood Episode 6 REVIEW

You know what forget the rest of the episode because I just need to fire off on Brandi psychopathic ass! Well you know what lemme go ahead and tell ya’ll about the rest of the show.

Oh btw if you missed the title this is the Love and Hip Hop Hollywood episode 6 REVIEW. Now for the reads. GIRL SAFAREE IS A DAMN CLOWN! Girl he done allowed the shows creep squad leader Ray J to convince him that he has what it takes to demand basically a threesome with my girl Ms. Nikki Baby and her little swirly girlfriend whose name escapes me. Bitch when I say they shut his ass down so hard! Safaree why would you EVER take relationship advice from Ray J?! Shit for that matter everybody who you was getting advice from was having relationship problems or not in one at all! Except for that dirty looking man A1. He and his WIFE seem to be doing well and even thought she lied about writing that song for Beyoncé she seems nice.

Anyway Willie wife is leaving his ass, as she should because he aint shit! Oh speaking of Ray J, he been ducking and dodging Princess like she got the Zika virus. I actually felt something for Princess and I don’t say that often. Ok now lemme fire off on Brandi crazy ass!

Now Masika I commend you for having that baby and getting back to work. I didn’t know you were a singer too but I guess. Now Masika minding her business trying to work with Max which is Brandi husband and this psycho ass skally wag come barging into their session?! Slinging accusations that Masika was sleeping with one of her friend’s husbands. Just shit that she didn’t even know was true but she starting throwing shots and acting a plum FOOL!

THEN SHE GOT THE NERVE TO SAY SHE’S FRIENDS WITH BEYONCE! BITCH FIRST LYRICA WROTE JEALOUS AND NOW YOU AND BEYONCE ARE BESTIES! GIRL HAVE A SEAT! I need receipts and I don’t mean no screenshots from the Formation tour cause honey I can google that! But Brandi has really been rubbing me the wrong way ever since she took that babies money. IDGAF if you had the intentions of putting it back or not, it’s the fact that you went behind your husband back and risk money that didn’t even belong to you on a business that I ain’t sure is still opened or not but I’ll find out just you wait.

Anywho the episode was cute or whatever. Next Week Teairra is going to jail. I mean we don’t know that but you remember that incident she had with the uber driver. Well they got that footage covered on this season so we’ll be watching. We’ll see you next week in The Library!

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“Lies and Lace Fronts” LOVE AND HIP HOP S3E2 REVIEW

I know this. If I didn’t like Moniece before, I definitely don’t like her ass now. But I’ll talk about her punk ass in detail a little later. Anyway the second episode of Love and Hip Hop Hollywood just went off and no I’m not watching the after show cause I don’t care about Masika Wapp! Let’s get into this episode shall we.

The episode started where we left off last week with Shanda dragging Willie ass through the mud and him denying it for his life. Here’s the gag, I believe every single word that Keshia girl was saying. I believe he be hitting her up, I believe she was pregnant, I believe it all! I don’t know why but I just do. However, Willie wants us to believe she just lying about all this. Nigga please and Shanda know it. That’s why she jumped across that table on her ass! Moving on!

Brandi crazy ass and her husband is setting up a trust fund for their son in the amount of $27,000. Now why the hell he brought this money in a ol target feux leather satchel in all 5’s I don’t know but that some ol Phaedra Parks legal team shit! That’s 54,000 bills yall rolling around in! Fraudulent!

Yall home girl Masika is back. I still say to this day Fetty Wapp was her ticket back on the show. But she’s back, nothing I can do now. And she’s taking Fetty down to the child support to get her rightful coins. Yall remember when he was draggin her for filth on the IG and Tweet Tweet. If she keeps hanging with that Moniece character though I don’t know if Imma be able to rock with her.

Ray J and Princess has their engagement party and there will be no prenup! Ray J pulled an extravagant stunt with a speech and all. BTW I love Brandy! Did I mention THE VOCAL BIBLE! Was so glad to see her on this episode. But that’s all and mama Sonya is PISSED!

Moniece dropped some tea this week that she slept with Ray J 10 years ago. Not that anyone hasn’t hell I slept with ray j too! We all have! (sex tape wise not literally) But the way she using that as leverage over Princess is what completely turned me off from her for good. And I hope and pray Princess bite is tough as her bark cause I want her to whoop Moniece ASS!

So that’s all the important teas from this week. Be sure to follow us on Twitter for live tweets every week and catch Love and Hip Hop Hollywood every Monday 8/7 c only on VH1 and as always

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Ok so for those of you who didn’t get cable like I did and missed the season premiere of Love and Hip Hop Hollywood, you know I got you covered! So let’s get right down into the mess of it all!

The episode opened up with Sonja (Mama Norwood) reading DOWN! She wants Ray J to get a prenup with his then fiancé, now wife; Princess Love. And of course she wasn’t having it! The gag is, Ray J been spending Brandy’s money since the 90’s so it aint like he swimming in the duckets but who are me to judge. Moving on to some people more entertaining.

MY GIRL MISS. NIKKI BABY!! I absolutely love her. I remember when the show first started I couldn’t stand her ass but now I live for her. And she got Lil Fizz punk Gumby head ass together ok! So Lil Fizz allegedly had to move out of his home to go live with Moniece because of a gas leak that I don’t remember reporting on but I aint calling him no liar. Anyway as any woman would be Nikki is like, “why the hell can’t you just go get your own place instead of living with your baby mama who is clearly psycho and plotting to get sperm from your?” GIRL NIKKI BROUGHT HIS ASS A ONSIE!

I don’t like Nia! Since last season but I’ll give her a chance this season so I’ll tolerate her for now. She had a Mommy and Me brunch and had the nerve to invite Moniece crazy ass and Brandi. Now last season Brandi started that shit with Moniece and then wanted to act like she was owed an apology. I don’t like either of them hoes! Brandi is boring and so is her story line and Moniece just annoys me! They done went and tore up this event and Nia was looking like she aint know this shit was in the script!

Willie and his girlfriend are boring but they might get a little spicy this season with this alleged 12-year fling Willie had. Let’s just put something out there. Shanda is the wife, you know the stripper. She done found out that some lady from Chi-Raq was allegedly boning Willie and from what she says for 12 years on and off. AND HONEY SHE HAD RECEIPTS. Now mind you, we done all seen Willie and what he has to offer (google it) so anybody can pull those up! But she had text messages and shit so she got the tea. They’ll be meeting up to have words and throw hands next episode.

So since we got cable now, we’ll be live tweeting every Monday at live at 8/7 C. I’ll see ya’ll next week and as always

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Next week we’ll be introduced to Safree, some other people, Masikah and Fetty!

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Rob and Chyna SNEAK PEEK


The wait is finally over and I got a little sneak peak of E! newest and I predict the highest rated Kardashian branch off yet “Rob and Chyna” for you below! Check it out!

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I didn’t check for Love and Hip Hop ATL this season. It just was a little extra for me and all those extra ass people I was just like keep this shit. However HOLLYWOOD BABY IS BACK and VH1 just revealed new cast photos and THANK GOD HAZEL ASS IS NOT APART OF THEM! Just over her in every way, shape and form. However get into them below!! (Scroll over the image for a brief read of the cast)

A new season begins this month, Monday, August 15 at 8/7c on VH1 and as always,

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There’s a super trailer on VH1 website…i’ll just leave the link below so ya’ll can GAG!!!

Masika Returns with Fetty Wap, Ray J’s Getting Married, and Safaree’s Falling for a New Nikki in the Love & Hip Hop Hollywood Season Three Supertrailer

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