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Watch “The Weeknd – Secrets” on YouTube

Well our homie in our head The Weeknd has a new video for Secrets off his latest album. Now don’t ask me what the hell is going on in the video cause i don’t know. I was just waiting on Selena Gomez to pop up. I do like the song though it’s one of my favorites off StarBoy. Check it out and let us know what you thought below. 

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HAPPY EASTER TO US FROM LADY GAGA! NEW MUSIC: LADY GAGA “THE CURE” 

GIIIIIIRRRRRLLLLLL!!!!! So y’all know Gaga headlined Coachelle last night. I heard she GAVE the kids A SHOW! But anyway while singing down to the stage, she debuted a new song called, “The Cure” then promptly put it on Spotify. 

Now listen to me, I’m here for the song! The song verse sound like that Chainsmokers song ummmmmm what’s the name of it…..CLOSER! And I tell you what, I’m sick of that song. I think that kinda music is in now so i guess that’s the route to go. But I really do like this song. 

I’m at work twerking down for Easter Sunday honey. Click the link below to check it out and let us know how you like it! 

I love you for reading! 

Xoxoxo

https://open.spotify.com/album/2yaSZnZhaxsbQ5xhgGbw3g

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NEW MUSIC: TREY SONGZ “ANIMAL”

…..girl just watch the video and we’ll talk afterwards!

😪 Imma try to make this post as respectful as possible but that was four minutes of my life I can’t get back so imma entitled to be slightly agitated! TREMAINE! WHAT THE HELL! Now Trey ain’t never been no vocal acrobat and he kinda….well I take that back, he absolutely does thrive on selling sex. Modern time R.Kelly, all yo songs about sex but mediocre vocals. (that’s my opinion on R.Kelly and I SAID WHAT I SAID!) But bro this video was just trash.

And it doesn’t help that the song isn’t even good! Like choose your struggle. I can deal with a bad song if the video is good but this is NSFW or anywhere else decent people may be. I guess living in the R&B shadows of Chris Brown is getting tired and that little stunt he pulled with KeeKee is wearing off so he gotta do something right!

Girl if I never hear this song again, I don’t mind. Where did the ol Trey Songz go. The “right after the hair cut” one. THAT Trey, I LIVE for but this “new age, how much porn can we literally put in this video to make the views go up faster” is what I can’t with. But hey, what y’all think? Leave us a comment and as always

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READ OF THE WEEK: NICKI MINAJ…. OR ROMAN…. MARTHA…. SOMEBODY!!!!

SOMEBODY PLEASE SUMMON ROMAN CAUSE NICKI AIN’T GOT IT IN HER NO MORE! Girl did you hear this new Nicki record featuring Turtle Neck and DragShow “No Frauds” Chile she could’ve kept that! As far as that song being a “response” to a now LEGENDARY diss record, honey you take another L! BUT!!! If you want something I can twerk to and they can play on the radio, sis you get a W for that. But we know that’s all you check for is numbers and things anyway so yea.

So Nicki took a while two weeks of my life, tootsie rolled around Paris looking like Futurama Lil Kim, shots some photos and then delivers this song with two other singles! Btw Beyoncé is the ONLY bitch that can release more than one single and get my attention, (just due to my own attention span so shade Nicki.) I couldn’t get through, “Changed It” cause y’all know how I feel about Lil Wayne. My tolerance is LOW. I’m actually listening to that “Regret In Your Tears” as I type this and she better drag Mickey Mouse (Meek Mills for y’all just joining us) in this song! I like this song! So I guess 1/3 ain’t bad. I can see myself bumping this in the car!

So all in all, Nicki sis I suggest you find Roman OOH and how the hell you gone give Remy 72 hours to reply and it took you a WHOLE PAY PERIOD to make a whack response!!! And somebody tell her to stop making that annoying ass bird noise! I’m done shit, Nicki honey I’m going to listen to Itty Bitty Piggy and reminisce on yester years. Let’s chat later. And y’all know

I love you for reading!!

X0X0X0

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MUSIC VIDEO REVIEW: ZAYN AND TAYLOR SWIFT “I DON’T WANNA LIVE FOREVER” VIDEO INSIDE

Now when I heard there was gone be a video for my JAM “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever” I jumped out the window! Since I heard the song on the radio a while ago I’ve LOVED the song. I think Zayn and Taylor Swift voices blend PERFECTLY in this sexy ballad. So imagine my excitement when I clicked to watch the video!

So I’m watching….. And I’m like OK. I wanna see some SEX!!! This is the lead single for the Fifty Shades Darker Soundtrack so my mind went right to a steamy love scene with Zayn and Taylor. But there was none of that! I mean they was breaking shit and throwing pillows! The sexist thing about this video was Taylor Swift outfit and Zayn’s eyes! I was like THIS MUST BE A PART ONE OF THE VIDEO!

So I still LOVE the song but as far as the video, it fell a little flat from what I was expecting. It’s a nice video, just not what I believed it should’ve been. Anyway you guys can check out out below and judge as we always do! And as always

I love you for reading!

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THE GHOST OF WHITNEY PAST DONE STOLE MARIAH CAREY VOCALS! TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES DURING NEW YEARS EVE PERFORMANCE THROWS CAREY OFF THE STAGE!

CRYSTAL BENN COME GET YO GIRL!!!! SHE DONE SHOWED HER ASS IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE AND IM ABOUT TO GUT HER LIKE A FISH!!!! Girl did ya’ll see Mariah Carey on the Dick Clark NYE special last night! You might’ve seen her but what we haven’t seen are her vocals cause they damn sure was MIA last night! Watch this shit and meet me on the other side!

https://www.facebook.com/fluffyfriendstv/videos/1855071628110347/

GIIIIIIIIRRRRRRLLLLLLL! I watched that shit this morning at about 7, turned my tea kettle on, fixed my ginger honey crystals tea and had a nice large GULP! I don’t wanna fry my vocal cords like Mariah done did! The ghost of Whitney past must’ve come back and snatched them vocals cause sis I don’t even know how to explain to my Librarians what had happened was!? It looks like she couldn’t hear the music in her headset so she just tootsie rolled back and forth on the stage. Girl the crowd is shivering cause they standing in some ol NEW YORK CITY COLD waiting on yo ass to give them life.

Girl I guess that little E! Special gassed you back up. I got a couple of suggestions on what you could’ve done.

  1. CUT THE MUSIC AND GO ACCAPELLA: Now yo vocals aint what they used to be so all them whistle tones and really high notes, just let the audience do that part. But you did “Emotions” and “We Belong Together”. Those aren’t the most challenging Mariah Carey vocal songs so I think you could’ve managed.
  2. SAID CUT AND LET’S FIX THIS SHIT AND TRY AGAIN: Remember you are MARIAH CAREY! You are 1/3 of the vocal trinity! If you say CUT mother fuckas will CUT! And just because you’re Mariah Carey, they would’ve fixed that shit and let you put on a show that we know you’re capable of!
  3. BRING OUT MISSY ELLIOT: Nothing turns a crowd like Missy Elliot. IDGAF what’s going on, if Missy Elliot hits a stage everything TURNS! IDK where she was yesterday but she could’ve been your ace in the hole.

Ok I never kick nobody when they down without extending a hand to lift them up. Mariah, I still love you. I’m laughing with you cause you was laughing on stage! We all know Mariah can sing so that’s not even up for discussion. Technical difficulties happen and we get it. I’m not gone write you off, yet cause I still believe (plug)!

I love you for reading!!!
X0X0X0

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BYE 2016!!! Trey-Tonio’s FAVORITE STORIES OF 2016

So this year has been completely full of shit! I mean celebrity wise. I was OK for the most part but pop culture has been in shambles sis! So we’ve put together the top ten reads of 2016 straight from the librarian himself! So let’s get into it!!!

#10: Michel’le Drag Dr.Dre in Lifetime biopic, “Surviving Compton”

Girl if you didn’t see this movie, imma need you to find it somewhere on Google or Netflix! Hula-hoop or something cause the shit was good as hell! Now there was a bunch of legal shit that Dre was threatening ol’ squeaky with but clearly that didn’t go far cause she still tootsie rolling around without a care in the world. The movie was good as shit and made us all fall back in love with Michel’le. And even that voice of hers!

#9: Ciara and Russell Wilson finally sexing and having babies!

We was SOOOOOOO glad to finally see Ciara and Russell Wilson get married and have sex! I mean I know that’s frank but shit I hate to see sexy people just wasting they sexy! And they both are just sexy. Remember when we weren’t sure about Russell. Ciara brought a new kinda fine out of him I tell you what! Not only did the get hitched this year, Ciara is also expecting a little love muffin! (Future is still bitter btw) Congratulations again yall!!!

#8: Amber Rose Pulls Kanye West Hoe Card!

One thing you learned this year is NOT to come for Muva Rose or baby Rose. Amber Rose got down into details when Kanye decided to try her; alleging that Kanye is just mad that she’s not the one playing in his booty hole no more!!!! WHEN I SAY WE ALL TOOK COVER! WE DIDN’T KNOW WHO WAS NEXT SHE WAS GOING AWF!!!! She later apologized about her comments but let it be perfectly clear, DON’T COME FOR MUVA and we won’t have any problems.

#7: Twitter and the rest of the world DRAGS Lil Bow Wow as he “re-retires from rap”

Bow Wow makes my skin crawl everytime I have to mention his name. The clown had the nerve to tell us via twitter this year that he would be retiring and the whole world played ride Shad Moss RIDE! Not to mention he called himself crawling back to Cleveland when the Cavs took the ship and lets just say, he was checked at the door! We wanted Teyana Taylor not you Bow Wow!

#6: Chris Brown is the victim of the BIGGEST attention whore stunt of the year!

When we reported this stories it had more holes in it than a block of Swiss cheese so you know I was keeping up with it. So a TROLLOP who will remain nameless and be called TROLLOP decided to set Chris Brown up this summer with an elaborate scheme that I believe his tacky ass baby mama put her up to. The Trollop was in Chris house for a party, she started acting stupid, Chris pulled a gun allegedly, she was kicked out, the police were called and a FULL STAND OFF ENSUED!!! It was a bunch of bullshit though, come to find out the TROLLOP and Nia Guzzman (Brown’s baby mama) are friends! See that’s what I said too!

#5: Kim K robbed in Paris

Speaking of stunts. Let me take that back cause it hasn’t been proven that Kim’s robbery in Paris was a complete and utter sham. But she’s literally not posted on social media since, so if this was a scheme, it’s a damn good one and she’s keeping it up quite well. The details are a little sketchy but the basis is, she was robbed at gun point in her private apartment in Paris. Nobody was injured or hurt and the robbers got away with 18M worth of jewelry including her ring which was about 3/4 of that 18. I know this, WE MISS YOU KIMMY!!! PLEASE COME BACK SOON!

4: Kanye MELTDOWN

This is starting to get in chronological order! So after Kim was robbed, Kanye went into a complete tailspin! First he calling out Beyoncé and Jay Z for not setting up a playdate with Blue and North. He also alleged that Beyoncé buys awards and he was shocked and appalled! Mid show, just walks off stage, cancels the remaining of his Saint Pablo tour and less than a week later is taken to the PSYCH WARD HONEY! Some people are saying because around this time his mom passed, you know it was the anniversary however if you ask me, Kanye should’ve BEEN got into therapy A LONG TIME AGO!! But as of today he’s running around with Trump and probably planning a performance for his inauguration.

#3: Trump wins presidency

Girl we all sat in front of our TVs all night waiting. The sheer fact that Donald Trump was even running for president was laughable, but girl when they announced that he had WON! The entire country took a gasp. Now some was gasping for other reasons but EVERYBODY was shocked! With absolutely NO political experience Donald Trump is our….. Your next president. Social media began the #NotMyPresident hashtag and I’m still in! He ain’t no president of mine! The Lord is my Shepard!!!! I don’t want NOTHING OK!

#2: Beyoncé serves lemonade, Adele says hello and Justin Bieber is sorry.

The soundtrack of 2016 was one for the books. Beyoncé released the messiest album of her career and it was AMAZING! With singles like Sorry, Hold Up and of course Formation was definitely one of the albums of the year. Adele reemerged with her new album 25 and said hello to EVERYBODY! She snatched wigs with her lead single Hello that’s still being played like no other. Bieber had his most successful album with Purpose. Girl he had them Beliebers on 10. Even though he decided to cancel ALL the meet and greets and threw a t-shirt at a fan out the window, they still ride with the Beibs. And I’ll admit the album was really good!

OK SIS YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS THE #1 GAG OF 2016 CAUSE IT’S WHAT EVERYBODY AND I MEAN EVERYBODY EVEN IF YOU DON’T CARE YOU CARED ABOUT THIS SHIT! LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT!

#1: BLAC CHYNA AND ROB KARDASHIAN WELCOME BABY GIRL “DREAM” and then BLAC CHYNA STEALS CHRISTMAS!!!!

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH THIS STORY! It all started with that special they had on E! Rob and Chyna where we found out that Chyna aint got much sense and Rob is still a push over. So, from there, they were given the birthing special where we saw Chyna give birth to baby Dream, who is a splitting image of her grandfather the late Robert Kardashian Sr. NOT EVEN 6 MONTHS AFTER THE BABY IS BORN, A FEW WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS CHYNA DONE STOLE EVERYTHING OUT THE DAMN HOUSE! Girl she took the baby furniture, the baby food, the adult food and the baby and got the hell out of dodge. So, Rob gets on Snap Chat crying about how Chyna stole Christmas from him and his Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce! He then followed up with an apology and says whatever happened was his fault and he is sorry and going to get help! Girl I liked to died, everything must be alright though cause just yesterday he was posting little pictures of him and the baby and Chyna is Christmas elves outfits twerking so I guess they doing ok!

MAN, this year has been a MESS! I tell you what with all the foolishness that went down in 2016, I can’t WAIT to see what 2017 has in store for us. You know we LOVE YOU FOR READING and we’ll be reading with you ALL YEAR LONG. HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!

X0X0X0

Trey-Tonio

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