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GEOSTORM IS WAAAAAYYYY TO CLOSE FOR COMFORT!!! IN THEATERS TODAY!!!

LISTEN!!!! One thing I never claimed to be is a movie critic! Cause quite frankly I don’t go to the movies enough but doing this Library gig has its perks right. So I got passes to screen GEOSTORM on Wednesday so I grabbed a friend and we went. 

Now before I went, I watched the trailer and was instantly intrigued. Somebody conspiracy theory about this summers CRAZY hurricane weather has been intensified and thrown on the big screen! 

The story line was actually good but for me the best part of the movie was watching nature completely and totally destroy the Earth. What had happened without telling you too much was to prevent natural disasters and dangerous weather, the government decided to build a satellite situation in space that’ll essentially stop any unprecedented situation from going down. The gag is, the shit went left and the Earth became Mother Nature’s personal punching bag! 

There’s a whole other plot line involved but I’m not gonna give that away because I talk too much and I might spill the tea. There’s also a cute little love story involved too cause who doesn’t love a good love story right! 

Anyway, I really enjoyed the movie and I absolutely think if you’re one of the following you will too. A nature freak who wants us to never use aerosol cans, a conspiracy theorist who is convinced that the government is nothing more than crooks, or like me a curious cat who lives for the drama!! GEOSTORM hits theaters TODAY!!! If you go watch, let us know what you thought about it! 

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“FIFTY SHADES DARKER”COULD’VE BEEN DARKER! REVIEW INSIDE

So over the weekend, I went to see the Fifty Shades Darker movie right! Now the movie was GOOD and whatever but either I’m the freak of the week, or them sex scenes was more appealing on the commercial than they were in the film!
Now I read the book, seen the first movie but I don’t remember much of it. Quite frankly I was just excited to hear my song that Zayn and Taylor Swift sing. Ooh and that Nicki Minaj and Jonas boy song was OK too. The book gave me more fever than the second part. If you gone sell this kinky lifestyle, SELL IT SIS! I want full out. There wasn’t anything in that movie I ain’t never seen done before or for that matter done! But that’s enough about me.
When they explored that story of Christian’s ex sub, I wish they would’ve either left that out or went full out horror movie with it. It was a little underdeveloped for me. Look at me sounding like a real movie critic! But anyway besides that one point, the movie was good. AND ABOUT THING! One of the best things they did was let Christian grow that beard! It just made his character so much more….. rough and sexy. Ok that’s IT! If this was rotten tomatoes I would give the movie a 84%. I know this, they better do a part three cause that ending definitely left me with questions. But I won’t spoil it for you.
If you guys seen the movie, what you think of it? Leave us a read below and as always
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