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Janet “The Scammer” Jackson just pulled a 500M scam on soon to be Ex-Husband FILES FOR DIVORCE!

Just when I thought it’s gone be a slow news week, Janet Jackson goes and pulls an EPIC scam on her husband Wissam Al Mana! Now listen to me, this baby ain’t even got the cord cut and Janet done said I’M OUT, filing for divorce after 5 years.

Now get ready to gag cause this is why this is the most iconic scam of the century. There’s a clause in Janet and Wissam prenuptial agreement that states if the marriage last 5 years, she’ll receive 500M!!! Guess how long she stayed, 5 years and 60 days bitch!!!!

Janet done came up in the biggest way. Not only did you just scam this multimillionaire out of 500M, THAT DON’T EVEN INCLUDE CHILD SUPPORT SHE BOUT TO GET FOR THAT BABY!!! AUNTIE JANET CAN I BORROW A FEW DOLLARS?!

Girl the internet is calling her “Janet The Scammer” and even Joanne couldn’t pull a scam this iconic. She ain’t gotta work for the rest of her, her baby (both the one we know and the one we ain’t supposed to know about) , they ain’t gotta work and shit they kids ain’t gone have to work. She struck gold over there in the middle east! Is the bus still running cause I need to catch a flight! Anyway lemme see if I can find me a cheap flight to wherever her husband is from, I’ll check on a buddy pass too if y’all wanna come too.

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READ OF THE WEEK! BITTER ASS AUNT VIV #1 JANET HUBERT

As I sit on this Read Of The Week and try to find witty puns and things to say, this hefer is such an easy read she’s making this easy. Now for all my new millennia’s lemme give y’all some background then we gone get to reading. The woman you see above is Janet Hubert also known as Aunt Viv #1 from the very popular 90 sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel Air staring Will Smith. So back in the day Janet was recasted due to her BIG MOUTH and trying to start a revolt against Will Smith all in the name of some extra coins! So, in comes light skinned and if you ask me, substantially less funny Aunt Viv! So there’s your history lesson for today. Now lets reads!

So the  picture was posted by Alfonso Ribeiro on Facebook of the cast of the Fresh Prince in their current state. Everybody looks great btw. But of course bitter betty Janet Hubert was not having it. And I blame social media to an extent cause had some of us not been sending her this photo constantly asking her what she thinks about it, she might’ve kept her mouth shut and avoided this read but since she didn’t, let’s go.

She said, and this isn’t verbatim but imma sum it up. “There can’t be a reunion without any UNION” and then goes on to READ THE DOG FUCK OUT OF CARLTON saying he was stuck to Will’s ass light glue in the sun and kissing more ass than a little bit! So my gag is, why is Carlton the only one you called out?

The fact that you take no spite with the chick who actually replaced yo ass is just laughable to me. And you have grounds because you were the better of the two Aunt Vivs but SIS this bitter, shit 40+ year old feud is TIRED, THROUGH AND DELAYED!!! You more pressed than a rented tuxedo in May! And I probably wouldn’t be so into this read had you not tried to drag my girl Lovelyti from YouTube the way you did when she did that video about you a while back; yea I don’t forget shit!

Now she talmbout she wants to truth to come out about what went down with the show. GIRL WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED TO KNOW. YOU BIT THE HAND THAT FED YOU, SO THEY GAVE YO FOOD TO SOMEBODY ELSE! It’s Hollywood honey, shit happens everyday! LET IT GO ELSA!!! You 61 years old! I imagine you have grandkids and hell the way kids having kids nowadays you might even have great grandkids! Go let them enjoy your legacy and quit making these kids down to the schoolhouse tease them about they bitter Grandma Janet that can’t catch a break with a glove the size of Pluto! OK! Now I’m not gone talk to you no more sis!

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I NEED A REUP ON MY 32 FLAVORS!!! CRIME MOB IS MAKING A COMEBACK!!

My 32 flavors have depleted to about 16 solid at this age honey. I’m not Knuckin and Buckin and ready to fight NOBODY no more! However if Crime Mob wanna make a come back, hell these new millennial kids ain’t about shit but showing they assess anyway so this should be right up they alley!

The early 2000s hip hop group from the A reveled over the weekend that they’re working on a new studio album to be released this year. Plus Diamond and Princess are back being friends and doing a joint project. Y’all remember this wasn’t the most civilized split we’ve seen. Remember that video of Diamond and Princess about to fight at Soulja Boy party from back in the day!

So if you like me and could do without new Crime Mob music, leave us a comment. Imma listen thought cause you know us Gemini gotta stay young and hip honey so imma be down to the club Rockin My Hips and waving and sip with the young folks.

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*MISSY ELLIOT VOICE* I CAN’T STAND THE B**** NOWAY! TOMI LAHREN “THE BLAZE” PULLED FOR A WEEK AMIDST PRO CHOICE REMARKS

One thing I know for sure, having an opinion ain’t always what it’s cracked up to be! Especially if you’re ANYTHING like Tomi Lahren! BTW why her parents spell her name like that young baby mama who wants their childs name to be “unique!” Girl your name is Tommy Lauren!!!!

Anyway yall favorite nighttime blonde done got pulled off the air for a week for biting the hand that fed her (allegedly in more than one way but you know I don’t start no rumors here in The Library but I’ll spread one all day). She stated her opinion on abortion and the fact that she was pro-choice saying, “as someone who supports limited government, it would be hypocritical of me to believe the government should decide what  women do with their bodies.” Well Tommy, I commend you for not wanting to be hypocritical and standing in your truth. Lord knows I do, but honey you been, excuse me, BEEN the “YES MAN” for MAN for years. Don’t go having an opinion all of a sudden! God forbid you have to use that college education for something other than throwing darts at the #BLACKLIVESMATTER campaign and Beyoncé! “yall know she can’t STAND Beyoncé honey”

So the big wigs gave yo ass a whole week to get back on board with the way “THEY” feel. You got some time on your hands. Maybe Charlamagne can find you something to do. Y’all remember they was looking friendly for a little while. Idk how Angela gone feel about another woman in the studio for a week but I’m sure she’ll oblige. And if push comes to shove, girl Netflix is always an option.

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Tyson “Toxic” Beckford calls Chris “Cuss Out Ya Mama” Brown a drug user On WWHL *RECEIPTS INSIDE*

It’s 2 AM EST and before 3 AM EST I can almost guarantee Christopher is gone blow his snack!

Tyson Beckford was on WWHL tonight with Kenya Moore and when asked by host Andy Cohen “what you would do if trapped in an elevator with Chris Brown” THIS IS WHAT HE HAD TO SAY!

Now yall remember they had that spat ALL over the WWW about that picture Tyson took with Chris ex girlfriend Karrueche. (she always in something) so thanks Tyson for reigniting this flame. I’ll be watching from under my desk!

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NEW MUSIC: TREY SONGZ “ANIMAL”

…..girl just watch the video and we’ll talk afterwards!

😪 Imma try to make this post as respectful as possible but that was four minutes of my life I can’t get back so imma entitled to be slightly agitated! TREMAINE! WHAT THE HELL! Now Trey ain’t never been no vocal acrobat and he kinda….well I take that back, he absolutely does thrive on selling sex. Modern time R.Kelly, all yo songs about sex but mediocre vocals. (that’s my opinion on R.Kelly and I SAID WHAT I SAID!) But bro this video was just trash.

And it doesn’t help that the song isn’t even good! Like choose your struggle. I can deal with a bad song if the video is good but this is NSFW or anywhere else decent people may be. I guess living in the R&B shadows of Chris Brown is getting tired and that little stunt he pulled with KeeKee is wearing off so he gotta do something right!

Girl if I never hear this song again, I don’t mind. Where did the ol Trey Songz go. The “right after the hair cut” one. THAT Trey, I LIVE for but this “new age, how much porn can we literally put in this video to make the views go up faster” is what I can’t with. But hey, what y’all think? Leave us a comment and as always

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READ OF THE WEEK: NICKI MINAJ…. OR ROMAN…. MARTHA…. SOMEBODY!!!!

SOMEBODY PLEASE SUMMON ROMAN CAUSE NICKI AIN’T GOT IT IN HER NO MORE! Girl did you hear this new Nicki record featuring Turtle Neck and DragShow “No Frauds” Chile she could’ve kept that! As far as that song being a “response” to a now LEGENDARY diss record, honey you take another L! BUT!!! If you want something I can twerk to and they can play on the radio, sis you get a W for that. But we know that’s all you check for is numbers and things anyway so yea.

So Nicki took a while two weeks of my life, tootsie rolled around Paris looking like Futurama Lil Kim, shots some photos and then delivers this song with two other singles! Btw Beyoncé is the ONLY bitch that can release more than one single and get my attention, (just due to my own attention span so shade Nicki.) I couldn’t get through, “Changed It” cause y’all know how I feel about Lil Wayne. My tolerance is LOW. I’m actually listening to that “Regret In Your Tears” as I type this and she better drag Mickey Mouse (Meek Mills for y’all just joining us) in this song! I like this song! So I guess 1/3 ain’t bad. I can see myself bumping this in the car!

So all in all, Nicki sis I suggest you find Roman OOH and how the hell you gone give Remy 72 hours to reply and it took you a WHOLE PAY PERIOD to make a whack response!!! And somebody tell her to stop making that annoying ass bird noise! I’m done shit, Nicki honey I’m going to listen to Itty Bitty Piggy and reminisce on yester years. Let’s chat later. And y’all know

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