I’m not going easy, I’m not reading light. Justin knew what he was getting into when he came off the first leg of the Purpose tour BUT NO Justin decided he’s gonna do A STADIUM tour. Now all of a sudden for “unforseen circumstances” he’s canceling the remainder of his shows.
Listen to me. Is it me, or does Justin Bieber remind you of the little privileged white boy who works at Target who decided he didn’t need this, his parents are rich and he’s quit! Just me….oh. Well the day before he announced this tomfoolery he was damn sure looking just fine and tan coming out the 7/11 with a slurpee and prolly some Doritos! And then the next day, BOOM get cho money back.
As expect some Beliebers is PISSED and quit frank, they mamas is really pissed cause they gone have to hear about this shit until the end of the year. And the gag is TMZ ran into him and asked what’s the tea. He gone say, “he wanna rest and ride bikes!” If you going cancel 12 dates THE LEAST you gone do is give these kids a respectable reason why! Tell me anything!
Justin if you ask me is riding high off the success of my SONG “Despacito” and he ain’t got a care in the world. Must be nice!!!
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NOW LISTEN TO ME! I, like most of America was a little skeptical when our girl Raven Symone up and quit her 9-5 at the View and said Raven Baxter is coming back. Especially after all the drama she kept up during her stay. But as a longtime “That’s so Raven” fan, i was willing to overlook the foolishness in anticipation of this new project “Raven’s Home”
THE SHOW IS EVERYTHING! It’s the perfect transition from childhood to adulthood where some shows fuck up, Disney did this RIGHT! The show follows grown Raven who now has twins, a boy and a girl living with Chelsea and her son! The gag is the son has inherited Raven’s psychic powers and he tries to save the situation then he ends up misbehaving (WHOA WHOA WHOA) I SWEAR THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST LIT THEME SONGS IN HISTORY!
Anywho the first episode was so cute I’m linking it below so you guys can watch it. This is perfect for adults who are my age with kids. Its kid friendly but its still adult entertaining to us cause we know Raven Baxter OK!!!
Check it out below and let us know what you think!
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Just when I thought it’s gone be a slow news week, Janet Jackson goes and pulls an EPIC scam on her husband Wissam Al Mana! Now listen to me, this baby ain’t even got the cord cut and Janet done said I’M OUT, filing for divorce after 5 years.
Now get ready to gag cause this is why this is the most iconic scam of the century. There’s a clause in Janet and Wissam prenuptial agreement that states if the marriage last 5 years, she’ll receive 500M!!! Guess how long she stayed, 5 years and 60 days bitch!!!!
Janet done came up in the biggest way. Not only did you just scam this multimillionaire out of 500M, THAT DON’T EVEN INCLUDE CHILD SUPPORT SHE BOUT TO GET FOR THAT BABY!!! AUNTIE JANET CAN I BORROW A FEW DOLLARS?!
Girl the internet is calling her “Janet The Scammer” and even Joanne couldn’t pull a scam this iconic. She ain’t gotta work for the rest of her, her baby (both the one we know and the one we ain’t supposed to know about) , they ain’t gotta work and shit they kids ain’t gone have to work. She struck gold over there in the middle east! Is the bus still running cause I need to catch a flight! Anyway lemme see if I can find me a cheap flight to wherever her husband is from, I’ll check on a buddy pass too if y’all wanna come too.
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As I sit on this Read Of The Week and try to find witty puns and things to say, this hefer is such an easy read she’s making this easy. Now for all my new millennia’s lemme give y’all some background then we gone get to reading. The woman you see above is Janet Hubert also known as Aunt Viv #1 from the very popular 90 sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel Air staring Will Smith. So back in the day Janet was recasted due to her BIG MOUTH and trying to start a revolt against Will Smith all in the name of some extra coins! So, in comes light skinned and if you ask me, substantially less funny Aunt Viv! So there’s your history lesson for today. Now lets reads!
So the picture was posted by Alfonso Ribeiro on Facebook of the cast of the Fresh Prince in their current state. Everybody looks great btw. But of course bitter betty Janet Hubert was not having it. And I blame social media to an extent cause had some of us not been sending her this photo constantly asking her what she thinks about it, she might’ve kept her mouth shut and avoided this read but since she didn’t, let’s go.
She said, and this isn’t verbatim but imma sum it up. “There can’t be a reunion without any UNION” and then goes on to READ THE DOG FUCK OUT OF CARLTON saying he was stuck to Will’s ass light glue in the sun and kissing more ass than a little bit! So my gag is, why is Carlton the only one you called out?
The fact that you take no spite with the chick who actually replaced yo ass is just laughable to me. And you have grounds because you were the better of the two Aunt Vivs but SIS this bitter, shit 40+ year old feud is TIRED, THROUGH AND DELAYED!!! You more pressed than a rented tuxedo in May! And I probably wouldn’t be so into this read had you not tried to drag my girl Lovelyti from YouTube the way you did when she did that video about you a while back; yea I don’t forget shit!
Now she talmbout she wants to truth to come out about what went down with the show. GIRL WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED TO KNOW. YOU BIT THE HAND THAT FED YOU, SO THEY GAVE YO FOOD TO SOMEBODY ELSE! It’s Hollywood honey, shit happens everyday! LET IT GO ELSA!!! You 61 years old! I imagine you have grandkids and hell the way kids having kids nowadays you might even have great grandkids! Go let them enjoy your legacy and quit making these kids down to the schoolhouse tease them about they bitter Grandma Janet that can’t catch a break with a glove the size of Pluto! OK! Now I’m not gone talk to you no more sis!
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My 32 flavors have depleted to about 16 solid at this age honey. I’m not Knuckin and Buckin and ready to fight NOBODY no more! However if Crime Mob wanna make a come back, hell these new millennial kids ain’t about shit but showing they assess anyway so this should be right up they alley!
The early 2000s hip hop group from the A reveled over the weekend that they’re working on a new studio album to be released this year. Plus Diamond and Princess are back being friends and doing a joint project. Y’all remember this wasn’t the most civilized split we’ve seen. Remember that video of Diamond and Princess about to fight at Soulja Boy party from back in the day!
So if you like me and could do without new Crime Mob music, leave us a comment. Imma listen thought cause you know us Gemini gotta stay young and hip honey so imma be down to the club Rockin My Hips and waving and sip with the young folks.
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One thing I know for sure, having an opinion ain’t always what it’s cracked up to be! Especially if you’re ANYTHING like Tomi Lahren! BTW why her parents spell her name like that young baby mama who wants their childs name to be “unique!” Girl your name is Tommy Lauren!!!!
Anyway yall favorite nighttime blonde done got pulled off the air for a week for biting the hand that fed her (allegedly in more than one way but you know I don’t start no rumors here in The Library but I’ll spread one all day). She stated her opinion on abortion and the fact that she was pro-choice saying, “as someone who supports limited government, it would be hypocritical of me to believe the government should decide what women do with their bodies.” Well Tommy, I commend you for not wanting to be hypocritical and standing in your truth. Lord knows I do, but honey you been, excuse me, BEEN the “YES MAN” for MAN for years. Don’t go having an opinion all of a sudden! God forbid you have to use that college education for something other than throwing darts at the #BLACKLIVESMATTER campaign and Beyoncé! “yall know she can’t STAND Beyoncé honey”
So the big wigs gave yo ass a whole week to get back on board with the way “THEY” feel. You got some time on your hands. Maybe Charlamagne can find you something to do. Y’all remember they was looking friendly for a little while. Idk how Angela gone feel about another woman in the studio for a week but I’m sure she’ll oblige. And if push comes to shove, girl Netflix is always an option.
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It’s 2 AM EST and before 3 AM EST I can almost guarantee Christopher is gone blow his snack!
Tyson Beckford was on WWHL tonight with Kenya Moore and when asked by host Andy Cohen “what you would do if trapped in an elevator with Chris Brown” THIS IS WHAT HE HAD TO SAY!
Now yall remember they had that spat ALL over the WWW about that picture Tyson took with Chris ex girlfriend Karrueche. (she always in something) so thanks Tyson for reigniting this flame. I’ll be watching from under my desk!
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