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Here are the random thoughts that may occur in my head at any given time….ENJOY

USHER HOME ROBBED FOR $820,000 WORTH OF JEWERLY AND CASH! (INSIDE JOB)

Here’s the thing. If anything ever comes up missing in my house, I know for a fact that it had to be my ass cause don’t nobody come up in here! I hate company! But nonetheless just like I told Chris Brown, you need to watch who the fuck you let up in yo house. HOW THE HELL DID THESE PERPS KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YO STASH WAS AND YO JEWERLY USHER! THIS WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

Now the gag is after yo wife just recently filed for divorce, imma assume that she may or may not have had something to do with this. I bet she wanna get back at you for making her look like a damn fool with these allegations of herpes! But I’m just saying! Hopefully she wouldn’t stoop that low, shit you at least gone give her some alimony!

Anywho, Usher here’s some advice that I know you didn’t ask for but sis I think you should take it. CANCEL EVERYBODY! Start fresh. You could use a new team anyway cause ya music aint doing what it used to so, lets just do a little switch up. All new friends. Matter fact, who needs friends, just get a bunch of associates. Check em when they come in and check em when they leaving out! I mean cavity search! That goes for the women too cause they got creases and crevices they can stash almost anything in!

Nonetheless good luck Ush! We hope they find the perps and get yo shit back!

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN CHEATED ON BY TRISTAN THOMPSON WITH *ALLEGED* INSTAGRAM THOT DURING LAST MONTH OF PREGNANCY (KARMA ON LINE ONE)

Now listen. This baby aint got nothing to do with its disgusting ass parents, so imma leave the baby out and pray that it’s healthy and happy. Now with that being said, Khloe, and you know how I feel about you….there’s a phone call for you on line one!
Ya’ll remember I had a “BLOCK KHLOE” moment last year where I totally blocked her off ALL my social platforms after that little stunt she pulled with Lamar faking her fertility issues, I just was like FTB (clock) and i’m done. Now all at once you done went and got into this relationship with this sorry ass Cavaliers player, Tristan (whom of which allegedly cheated on his then pregnant girlfriend to be with you) AND NOW you getting cheated on with a IG Trollop during your finals days of your pregnancy.

I know that was a mouthful. But listen, allegedly Khloe got the whole Kardashian Klan rushing to Cleveland cause she having early contractions. I’d be having contractions too if I found out my baby daddy was cheating on me but sis lemme learn you something that I learned a long time ago! Karma don’t got no expiration date, she don’t come with no warning, the bitch is like a tacky ass friend that pop up to you house without calling. And sis all the dirty shit you put out into the universe, you’re getting back. It’s unfortunate that you just happen to be carrying a baby during the time that Karma came knocking but maybe that’ll learn ya!

So do I feel for Khloe? No! Do I feel sorry for that baby? YES! Tristan aint shit and accoding to my friends who actually give a damn about sports, he aint shit on the court either so you should’ve known better. Maybe we should just be single for a little while sis. Learn yaself and get to raising that baby. You got the money! You’ll be just fine. I still aint unblocking yo ass!

Let us know what ya’ll think about this entire satiation below!

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NEW MUSIC: CARDI B “INVASION OF PRIVACY” REVIEW

You listen to me and you listen good ok! I don’t give a damn about a baby bump cause we already threw her ass a shower so congratulations girl on coming out BUT SIS THIS ALBUM BOPZ LIKE NO THE FUCK OTHER!

When Cardi released this album, imma admit I was nervous. After hearing “Be Careful” and that “Drip” song I was hesitant. But when you weave them two songs into the ENTIRE finished product!!!! OKUUUUUURRRRTTTT!!!

Now of course I have some favorite. “Thru Your Phone” is a ratchet ass lullaby toned bop that I absolutely adore. And when I wanna revisit my HOE days, “BICKENHEAD” is where you can find me throwing it in a FULL circle.

I must not be the only one who bopping to the album cause in the first 24 hours the bitch went GOLD so sis you did something right with this album. Girl I had forgot how much I liked Bodak Yellow until the shit flowed right in and by then I was going AWF!

Now I know Cardi said there was no beef with her and Nicki *but the sublims can’t be denied* AND THERE ARE SEVERAL ALL THRU the album! Along with a bunch of mentioning of Beyoncé. Nonetheless for a debut album, listen i’m giving sis an 8 out of 10! SHE DID THE FUCK OUT OF THIS! And I will be bopping to this all summer and our IG captions will be FILLED with Cardi references! (You’ve been warned)

INVASION OF PRIVACY is available EVERYWHERE right now so when ya’ll check it out, let us know what ya’ll think BELOW!

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DON’T TELL TIFFANY YO GOLDFISH DIED CAUSE SHE GONE TELL IT! SANAA LATHAN NAMED BEYONCE’S FACE CHOMPER! *ALLEGEDLY*

I’m quite honestly sick of this got damn story but I’m glad the mystery has come to an end and we can move the dog fuck on. That is until Tiffany decides to open her mouth again about some other shit. Now listen when Tiffany came to use with this story about a “drug headed” actress BITING Beyoncé’s face, I looked sideways. But AHHHHH Never underestimate the power of the BeeHive cause I credit them with finding that Sanaa Lathan was INDEED the face chomper!

Now let’s discuss these alleged rumors cause Sanaa gone have to clear up a FEW things, thanks to loud mouf Tiffany! One being, are you indeed a drug head?! Not really our business but those are some pretty strong allegations that can possible sway your career in the wrong direction. The gag is Tiffany passed the buck to Queen Bey on spilling the beans about Sanaa’s alleged habits. Here’s what Tiffanys say’s Bey told her when she was about to go jump on Lathan! AND I QUOTE

“Tiffany, no. Don’t do that. That bitch is on drugs. She’s not even drunk. The bitch is on drugs. She’s not like that all the time. Just chill” END QUOTE!

Also Sanaa just needs to come out and either say you did or didn’t snack on Beyoncé! Listen ain’t nobody gone blame you. Beyoncé is BEYONCE so shit if you got close enough, I don’t blame you for being entranced by her goddessness! Say you did it and you live for her like the rest of us and move on! But these drug rumors are what I’m most concerned about!

So now that we’ve solved that, what are we gone do about YA’LL cousin Tiffany! Cause she can’t come to the cookout this year! I’m trying to bring a bae and I don’t need her telling my business to everybody! Leave us a comment on what ya’ll think we should do!

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AALIYAH MAC COSMETICS IS COMING!DO YA’LL CARE OR NAH?

I’m not about to make this a four page letter! But I will enclose it with a kiss! I love Aaliyah, maybe not as much as them super fans but enough for me to have cried when she was unfortunately taking away from us back in 2001. Nonetheless there have been a string of things that went down since her passing, like the fact that NONE of her music beyond her first album is on Spotify?! *Yea i’m a little bitter about that* The trashy Lifetime movie *don’t wanna talk about*

But nonetheless we’ve heard about this MAC cosmetic line for a while now but it’s finally coming to fruition this summer. So my question to ya’ll is, do we care or nah? I just wanna know what exactly are we doing with this line. One thing I don’t like is for our people who have passed on to be capitalized on. Now paying homage is different. THIS IS COMING FROM A PLACE OF LOVE! I just don’t care! GET HER MUSIC ON SPOTIFY I KNOW THAT!

The line will be released June 20th online and 21st in stores so I guess I’ll give it a shot. I mean clearly I won’t be wearing any of the products but what I will do is maybe buy a couple of products and do a giveaway. What are we doing with these funds? Does she have like an Aaliyah Foundation that we are donating proceeds to? I’m actually surprised that her family is allowing this! Anywho ya’ll lemme know what ya’ll think below!

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NEW MUSIC: “DRIP” – CARDI B FT. MIGOS

……I’m trying really hard….and I mean REALLY HARD to like this song because ya’ll know I love me some Cardi. But listen, it sounds just like that last song she just released a video for. Imma just keep it greasy as I always do! Cardi may as well go and join the Migos at this point and they can do like The Black Eyed Peas did with Fergie. At this point, we aint gone get another Bodak Yellow, we aint getting a song without Offset or one of them other rappers that look alike! Nonetheless, take a listen below!

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I don’t care for that other song, “Be Careful” either! Just saying!

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BLAC CHYNA AND TODDLER BOYFRIEND DOWN TO THE AMUSEMENT PARKING FIGHTING STRANGERS!

Now I have my own theory about Chyna and this “boyfriend” of hers but you gotta tune into The Library Live for that tea. But lemme just tell yall about these two krusty the clown ass fools fighting down to the Six Flags! And Rob if you listening, I suggest you take this document to ya lawyer and get yo baby!

So Listen here’s the story I believe as it happened. And most of it matches up with what the victim says. She is claiming that Chyna’s nanny rolled up on her with Baby Dream in a wagon and like MOST people do when they see a baby, they do that little “AWWWW WHAT A CUTE LITTLE BABY” maybe shake their hand you know with the baby voice that I despise! Anyway then they rolled away. That SHOULD’VE BEEN IT!

But no gangsta baby mama had to go there and yell out “HEY DON’T TOUCH THE KID”! Now stranger girl didn’t know any of this until her friend comes by and says she overheard that Chyna was talking greasy about she gone beat her ass and this that typa nonsense! So stranger girl decides to go ask Chyna whats the tea sis?! HELL BREAKS LOOSE!

Allegedly the toddler boyfriend swings on the stranger girl to which her sister then jumps in, and then he begins to fight both of them. Cue the video you see where Chyna is trying to throw the got damn wagon at the girls. To which I question, where the hell did Dream go cause she was in the wagon!

Now lemme fire off on that punk ass little toddler for putting his hands on a woman! Now I know you twelve years old but bitch you don’t hit no woman! I don’t care if you was defending yo mama! That’s what she has security for! And Chyna who the fuck gets in a fight for somebody admiring their child!? Girl bye with yo terrible oral skills!

Now Robert you and yo lawyer friends have ALL the evidence you should ever need to rid yourself of child support because yes you may say you broke *which we know is a damn lie* I much rather have Dream with you then trollop ass toddler peddling Chyna! That’s all!

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