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READ OF THE WEEK!!! YOU LITTLE BISH!!! KHLOE KARDASHIAN ADMITS TO FAKING FERTILITY ISSUES ON NEW SEASON ON #KUWTK

THIS STORY REALLY JUST COOKED MY RICE!!! Now everybody knows i love my Kardashians and you can judge your mother! But i like them however Khloe, after this stunt you skallywag don’t be coming back bout round Cleveland no more! 

So in the trailer for the next season of #KUWTK, Khloe admits to faking her fertility issues due to her “situation” with Lamar Odom, her ex husband for y’all who don’t keep up. That’s what I’m here for. 

Now you remember back when the show was actually good Khloe and Lammy were cute and cuddly and happy and trying so hard to have a baby. The world was on this “we’re rooting for Baby Khlomar” kick, she illicited sympathy and everything and now you come out and say you were faking the treatments. And bitch this was your story line for at least 4 seasons!!! I’m just so disgusted! 

It’s not even the fact that you lied about it cause hey it’s yo coo-coo if you wanna lie on it, that’s between you and it! But the fact that you sit up here and say “my situation with Lamar.” So does that mean the relationship was always bad. Cause you got married what 3 week after meeting? Flag number 1! And you wanna make a spinoff CONTINUING to perpetuate the fact that you couldn’t get pregnant! There are women out here who would KILL for the fertility treatment you alleged to have and you just playing with your uterus! 

AND THEN BITCH WAIT!!! E! NEWS POSTED A STORY SAYING THAT YO NEW MAN TRISTAN THOMAS OR WHAT-THE-HELL-EVER WANTS YOU TO HAVE 5 KIDS!!! NOW I’M REALLY MAD! AND YOU GONE SIT YO RAGGEDY ASS IN OUR ARENA. NOW I SEE WHY CLEVELAND WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH YO ASS! SHE DONE FUCKED AROUND AND PISSED ME OFF AT 5 AM! 

Anyway y’all can move Khloe down your list of favorite Kardashians and move her up on the most dispised! 

I love you for reading! 

Xoxoxo

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BYE 2016!!! Trey-Tonio’s FAVORITE STORIES OF 2016

So this year has been completely full of shit! I mean celebrity wise. I was OK for the most part but pop culture has been in shambles sis! So we’ve put together the top ten reads of 2016 straight from the librarian himself! So let’s get into it!!!

#10: Michel’le Drag Dr.Dre in Lifetime biopic, “Surviving Compton”

Girl if you didn’t see this movie, imma need you to find it somewhere on Google or Netflix! Hula-hoop or something cause the shit was good as hell! Now there was a bunch of legal shit that Dre was threatening ol’ squeaky with but clearly that didn’t go far cause she still tootsie rolling around without a care in the world. The movie was good as shit and made us all fall back in love with Michel’le. And even that voice of hers!

#9: Ciara and Russell Wilson finally sexing and having babies!

We was SOOOOOOO glad to finally see Ciara and Russell Wilson get married and have sex! I mean I know that’s frank but shit I hate to see sexy people just wasting they sexy! And they both are just sexy. Remember when we weren’t sure about Russell. Ciara brought a new kinda fine out of him I tell you what! Not only did the get hitched this year, Ciara is also expecting a little love muffin! (Future is still bitter btw) Congratulations again yall!!!

#8: Amber Rose Pulls Kanye West Hoe Card!

One thing you learned this year is NOT to come for Muva Rose or baby Rose. Amber Rose got down into details when Kanye decided to try her; alleging that Kanye is just mad that she’s not the one playing in his booty hole no more!!!! WHEN I SAY WE ALL TOOK COVER! WE DIDN’T KNOW WHO WAS NEXT SHE WAS GOING AWF!!!! She later apologized about her comments but let it be perfectly clear, DON’T COME FOR MUVA and we won’t have any problems.

#7: Twitter and the rest of the world DRAGS Lil Bow Wow as he “re-retires from rap”

Bow Wow makes my skin crawl everytime I have to mention his name. The clown had the nerve to tell us via twitter this year that he would be retiring and the whole world played ride Shad Moss RIDE! Not to mention he called himself crawling back to Cleveland when the Cavs took the ship and lets just say, he was checked at the door! We wanted Teyana Taylor not you Bow Wow!

#6: Chris Brown is the victim of the BIGGEST attention whore stunt of the year!

When we reported this stories it had more holes in it than a block of Swiss cheese so you know I was keeping up with it. So a TROLLOP who will remain nameless and be called TROLLOP decided to set Chris Brown up this summer with an elaborate scheme that I believe his tacky ass baby mama put her up to. The Trollop was in Chris house for a party, she started acting stupid, Chris pulled a gun allegedly, she was kicked out, the police were called and a FULL STAND OFF ENSUED!!! It was a bunch of bullshit though, come to find out the TROLLOP and Nia Guzzman (Brown’s baby mama) are friends! See that’s what I said too!

#5: Kim K robbed in Paris

Speaking of stunts. Let me take that back cause it hasn’t been proven that Kim’s robbery in Paris was a complete and utter sham. But she’s literally not posted on social media since, so if this was a scheme, it’s a damn good one and she’s keeping it up quite well. The details are a little sketchy but the basis is, she was robbed at gun point in her private apartment in Paris. Nobody was injured or hurt and the robbers got away with 18M worth of jewelry including her ring which was about 3/4 of that 18. I know this, WE MISS YOU KIMMY!!! PLEASE COME BACK SOON!

4: Kanye MELTDOWN

This is starting to get in chronological order! So after Kim was robbed, Kanye went into a complete tailspin! First he calling out Beyoncé and Jay Z for not setting up a playdate with Blue and North. He also alleged that Beyoncé buys awards and he was shocked and appalled! Mid show, just walks off stage, cancels the remaining of his Saint Pablo tour and less than a week later is taken to the PSYCH WARD HONEY! Some people are saying because around this time his mom passed, you know it was the anniversary however if you ask me, Kanye should’ve BEEN got into therapy A LONG TIME AGO!! But as of today he’s running around with Trump and probably planning a performance for his inauguration.

#3: Trump wins presidency

Girl we all sat in front of our TVs all night waiting. The sheer fact that Donald Trump was even running for president was laughable, but girl when they announced that he had WON! The entire country took a gasp. Now some was gasping for other reasons but EVERYBODY was shocked! With absolutely NO political experience Donald Trump is our….. Your next president. Social media began the #NotMyPresident hashtag and I’m still in! He ain’t no president of mine! The Lord is my Shepard!!!! I don’t want NOTHING OK!

#2: Beyoncé serves lemonade, Adele says hello and Justin Bieber is sorry.

The soundtrack of 2016 was one for the books. Beyoncé released the messiest album of her career and it was AMAZING! With singles like Sorry, Hold Up and of course Formation was definitely one of the albums of the year. Adele reemerged with her new album 25 and said hello to EVERYBODY! She snatched wigs with her lead single Hello that’s still being played like no other. Bieber had his most successful album with Purpose. Girl he had them Beliebers on 10. Even though he decided to cancel ALL the meet and greets and threw a t-shirt at a fan out the window, they still ride with the Beibs. And I’ll admit the album was really good!

OK SIS YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS THE #1 GAG OF 2016 CAUSE IT’S WHAT EVERYBODY AND I MEAN EVERYBODY EVEN IF YOU DON’T CARE YOU CARED ABOUT THIS SHIT! LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT!

#1: BLAC CHYNA AND ROB KARDASHIAN WELCOME BABY GIRL “DREAM” and then BLAC CHYNA STEALS CHRISTMAS!!!!

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH THIS STORY! It all started with that special they had on E! Rob and Chyna where we found out that Chyna aint got much sense and Rob is still a push over. So, from there, they were given the birthing special where we saw Chyna give birth to baby Dream, who is a splitting image of her grandfather the late Robert Kardashian Sr. NOT EVEN 6 MONTHS AFTER THE BABY IS BORN, A FEW WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS CHYNA DONE STOLE EVERYTHING OUT THE DAMN HOUSE! Girl she took the baby furniture, the baby food, the adult food and the baby and got the hell out of dodge. So, Rob gets on Snap Chat crying about how Chyna stole Christmas from him and his Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce! He then followed up with an apology and says whatever happened was his fault and he is sorry and going to get help! Girl I liked to died, everything must be alright though cause just yesterday he was posting little pictures of him and the baby and Chyna is Christmas elves outfits twerking so I guess they doing ok!

MAN, this year has been a MESS! I tell you what with all the foolishness that went down in 2016, I can’t WAIT to see what 2017 has in store for us. You know we LOVE YOU FOR READING and we’ll be reading with you ALL YEAR LONG. HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!

X0X0X0

Trey-Tonio

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Kim Kardashian ROBBED: The Library Weighs In!

Now that I done gathered as much information as I possibly could, I’ll weigh in on this entire Kim Kardashian being robbed situation. Now ya’ll know Kim is my girlfriend, longtime girlfriend that is but that will not make this a bias post. I had to check on her and make sure she was ok before I did anything! But let’s get into the facts.

So Kim was down to Paris Fashion Week and she had left an event. Her sister Kendall and Kourtney decided to go to the club house and Kim said fuck this shit I’m going home. Home as in her private apartment in Paris. So it’s about 2 AM and her lover wouldn’t answer so some THUGS decided they were gone get her ass.

So the robbers went and stuck up the concierge and forced him to let them into Kim’s room. Once they got in, they got Kim ass threw her in the bathtub, tied her ass up and taped her mouth shut. They then commenced to steal 10M in jewelry including a ring worth 4.9M so it probably wasn’t an immense amount of jewelry. Oh and they took two of her cell phone. Now the reason I don’t care about the cell phone is cause aint nothing in it that we haven’t seen before.

Now some more details done came about. Apparently one of Kim’s makeup artist was also in the room. This hussy heard what was going on and went and hid in one of the bathrooms. Talk about a punk ass! Now they had guns but hell you couldn’t call nobody for help or nothing shit! I would fire her ass RIGHT AWAY!

So at this point, nothing has been said by the Kardashian Krew at this point. They on LOCK DOWN HONEY! But I tell you what, Imma need somebody to tell me something cause these reports aren’t enough. Kim was reportedly shaken up BADLY but not physically harmed. So I’ll be keeping you guys up on this story as we get more details. Kim, I love you and I’ll talk to you soon. And you guys know,

I love you for reading!

X0x0x0

P.S

I was thinking when I first heard this story that it was a publicity thing for the new season of KUWTK but then I found out there were no cameras on sight when the shit went down. Which leads me to believe this was an inside job! But that’s just my opinion.

P.GOT DAMN.S

As of yesterday, Kim has said she is taking a month off from work due to the situation that went down. Also KUWTK has been shut down-indefinitely as of Wednesday. So after 12 seasons, some of ya’ll finally got what you wanted. Keeping Up With The Kardashians is finally cancelled.

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Rob and Chyna Premiers on E!

So tonight was the damn night that I don’t know about yall but I’ve had on my calendar for MONTHS! Rob and Chyna finally premiered on E! and it was cute or whatever! Lemme tell ya’ll the good, then I’ll get into the bad…

So the show is gonna follow Rob Kardashian and his now fiancé Blac Chyna during her pregnancy and his weight lost. You know just another Kardashian show. But the gag is, there was just something extremely ghetto about this show. Did ya’ll notice it or was it just me. Like the intro was all sketchy, and the little scene shifts just was like graffiti and grungy looking. I might just be nit-picking but I was offended, Khloe and Lamar had a cute little title sequence and Rob and Chyna get this South Central ass intro! Moving on!

They did bring the most dramatic scene from the trailers to the first episode which I could appreciate. Chyna has an underlined issue with Rob being a mama’s boy and not a full grown man. Which we’ve all know since, shit since we’ve know him. He still has breast milk in his fridge so I don’t know what Chyna was expecting but a little boy. Not to mention his self-esteem isn’t fully repaired due to his weight. He looks great though because HONEY!!!! Before he was blimp, now he’s like a baby blimp.

We were introduced to Chyna’s ratchet ass friends that I love. I forgot the girls with the big booty name but I like her. Her son is so cute; you know the one with that good for nothing typa brotha Tyga. The show seems more like it’s gonna be an introduction to Chyna more so than anything else and how she interacts with the Kardashian Klan! (Which I’ll allow)

Oh and did I mention they revealed that they are having a girl. And Rob looked like somebody pee’d in his frosted flakes.

All in all, I liked the episode. I will be tuned in every Sunday to kiki with yall for it. 9/8 c on E! And as always

 

I love you for reading

 

X0x0x

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Rob and Chyna SNEAK PEEK

OH WHEN I SAY SEPTEMBER 11TH I WILL BE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY TV! DON’T CALL ME BEEP ME IF, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME IT BETTER BE ON TWITTER CAUSE WHEN ROB AND CHYNA PREMIERES I DON’T WANNA BE DISTURBED!

The wait is finally over and I got a little sneak peak of E! newest and I predict the highest rated Kardashian branch off yet “Rob and Chyna” for you below! Check it out!

http://www.eonline.com/videos/embed/251481

Will you be watching? Leave us a comment and as always

I love you for reading!

X0X0X

(Photo creds to PerezHilton.com)

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Work ain’t honest and it still ain’t paying Tyga bills! Warrant issued for the tired rappers arrest in LA!

Shits getting old and so am I so let’s just get right into it. I’m sick of Tyga broke ass! So this mickey fickey was supposed to be down to the court house on Tuesday with his ex-landlord (I know you’re like which one cause he’s allegedly a squatter) but this the one he owes $480,000 in back rent and damages to. Shit Tyga been not paying rent long before I was blogging so just know he been in money trouble. But the gag is, the nigga is on some island with his Toddler in a tiara Kylie and the rest of them young girls for her birthday. So Judge Joe Brown said ISSUE A WARRANT FOR HIS ASS!

For the life of me I don’t understand celebrity finances. Granted Tyga aint made a hit song since…. lemme run to google cause I believe it was Rack City just need the year. Please hold on the line while I transfer your call. Ok 2011! But even then don’t yall hire accountants and financial consultant to pay ya bills and shit on time. I just feel like if I was in a position of that sort I hire me a nice early thirties Asian with swag to make sure my bills are paid every month on time!

Now I just read on People Magazine, that a source is claiming that Tyga, Kylie and Kendall are all unbothered by this and he KNEW he had to go to court but decided to go down to the island any damn way. So you can imagine the frustration of the landlord sitting there waiting on his money and this nigga is somewhere swimming in warm milk! Ok I promise that was the last age joke. AND THEN HE JUST LEASED KYLIE A NEW MAYBACH FOR $200,000!!!! Where is Lisa Left Eye Lopez when I need her cause we about to do some math.

So the car you just brought/leased/Kris paid for was $200,000. Last years present was a Ferrari totaling $260,000. So you’re up to $460,000 which is just $2,000 less than you owe your ex-landlord and Kim can loan you that. WHY WON’T YOU PAY THIS MAN! AND THE REST OF THE PEOPLE YOU OWE MONEY TO! This what blows me, if I owe you some money, imma have this ass sitting in the house not doing shit, you aint gone see me out to boogie ass brunch, buying no fancy ass soap cause I know I owe some money! But this clown out buying/leasing/laundering exotic cars and shit!

I must be living wrong but anyway I guess when he come back from the island the LAPD should just meet his ass at LAX and slap the cuffs on his ass! He been thumbing his nose at the law for some time robbing Kourtney to pay Khloe! Yall better get his finances in order for we start thinking yall frauds too Kardashian Klan.

Leave us a comment is you owe somebody money! And as always

I love you for reading!

X0X0X

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Kim K done pulled Taylor Swift’s card and she got her number!!!

BITCH THE CAT IS OUT THE BAG AND RUNNING LOOSE ALL OVER THE INTERNET!!!! Remind me to NEVER fuck with somebody who keeps a camera in they face 99.7% of their life OK cause Kim done exposed Taylor Swift as a snake in the grass!!!

Now listen to me. (In my Durand Bernarr voice) It’s 4 AM and I’m wide awake because my phone was blowing UP with notifications. Normally I glance then go back to sleep but this was worth getting this ass up for! So remember that song on Kanye album where he references having sex with Taylor and he said she gave him well wishes to use the line. Then she told us “through her team” that she had no clue that the line was being used. WELL ALLOW THE LIBRARY COURT TO INTRODUCE OUR FIRST WITNESS MS. KIM KARDASHIAN WEST and she has a receipt with her purchase so to the front of the line you go!

In the clip you see Kanye on the phone discussing the lyrics with Swift and she says the shit was a compliment sort of!

Taylor I don’t even know what to say or do right now to possibly help you. I was rooting for you as you all probably remember from my prior post in regards to this situation. Her PR is probably in shambles right now trying to figure this shit out! All I know is this, when “Blank Space” comes on, imam still jam but believe it’s gone be with a side eye and a tea cup!

Leave a comment and let me know what you guys think about this entire situation and as always

I love you for reading

X0x0x

P.GOT DAMN.S

THERES A #KIMEXPOSEDTAYLORPARTY GOING ON RIGHT NOW ON TWITTER I CAN’T BREATHE!!! USE THE # AND HAVE FUN!!!

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