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READ OF THE WEEK!!! YOU LITTLE BISH!!! KHLOE KARDASHIAN ADMITS TO FAKING FERTILITY ISSUES ON NEW SEASON ON #KUWTK

THIS STORY REALLY JUST COOKED MY RICE!!! Now everybody knows i love my Kardashians and you can judge your mother! But i like them however Khloe, after this stunt you skallywag don’t be coming back bout round Cleveland no more! 

So in the trailer for the next season of #KUWTK, Khloe admits to faking her fertility issues due to her “situation” with Lamar Odom, her ex husband for y’all who don’t keep up. That’s what I’m here for. 

Now you remember back when the show was actually good Khloe and Lammy were cute and cuddly and happy and trying so hard to have a baby. The world was on this “we’re rooting for Baby Khlomar” kick, she illicited sympathy and everything and now you come out and say you were faking the treatments. And bitch this was your story line for at least 4 seasons!!! I’m just so disgusted! 

It’s not even the fact that you lied about it cause hey it’s yo coo-coo if you wanna lie on it, that’s between you and it! But the fact that you sit up here and say “my situation with Lamar.” So does that mean the relationship was always bad. Cause you got married what 3 week after meeting? Flag number 1! And you wanna make a spinoff CONTINUING to perpetuate the fact that you couldn’t get pregnant! There are women out here who would KILL for the fertility treatment you alleged to have and you just playing with your uterus! 

AND THEN BITCH WAIT!!! E! NEWS POSTED A STORY SAYING THAT YO NEW MAN TRISTAN THOMAS OR WHAT-THE-HELL-EVER WANTS YOU TO HAVE 5 KIDS!!! NOW I’M REALLY MAD! AND YOU GONE SIT YO RAGGEDY ASS IN OUR ARENA. NOW I SEE WHY CLEVELAND WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH YO ASS! SHE DONE FUCKED AROUND AND PISSED ME OFF AT 5 AM! 

Anyway y’all can move Khloe down your list of favorite Kardashians and move her up on the most dispised! 

I love you for reading! 

Xoxoxo

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ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF SHADE!!! TAYLOR SWIFT PULLS THE ULTIMATE STUNT UPLOADING HER ENTIRE CATALOG ONTO SPOTIFY THE DAY KATY PERRY’S NEW ALBUM IS RELEASED

Well i guess the bad blood is still brewing between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. Girl i woke up this morning at around 5 to get ready for my nine ta five and scrolling through Twitter and i see Taylor Swift is on Spotify now. So I’m like YAAASSS lemme make a playlist. Then i see Katy Perry new album too….i scream at 5 AM “SHADE!!!” 

Now the gag is had Taylor Swift music been available on Spotify, i wouldn’t have much of a story to tell y’all but the fact that it wasn’t until the day your nemesis new album comes out is just a shady stunt move worthy of my two cents! 

I guess when Katy did carpool karaoke and said how she’s over the beef situation, that was enough for Ms.Swift! And be clear, if i had to choose between Taylor’s catalog and Katy’s new album, I’m going with Taylor. So she knew what she was doing. This new Katy music i just can’t get with. The two singles she released i could have lived without and now that i can listen to “Blank Space” I’m kinda uninterested in anything else. 

We’re just waiting on Katy to say something about this entire situation because the internet it going NUTS about this and you know I’ll be watching to see what happens next!!! 

I love you for reading

Xoxoxo

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SALLIE MAE DON’T MIND!!! NICKI MINAJ PAYING OFF SOME DESERVING BARBZ STUDENTS LOANS AND TUITION. 

Girl I been minding my business and I know its been a while but I’m back with the jump off. I feel like I say that a lot, and I do but judge me not OK. Let’s judge Nicki Minaj cause that’s what I’m here for. 

Girlfriend ain’t gone have us thinking she a bully and decided to publicly show her Barbz just how much she supports their academic endeavors by paying off student loans, tuitions and anything addressed from Sallie Mae’s punk ass. 

Never in my days have I seen a celebrity do something of this caliber so publicly. It really speaks to the character of Onika that she would do this for her fans and according to them, she does this often. Now I know she always encouraging the kids to stay in school but paying for it too!!! Go head Nicki!!! I love it!!! 

Now what y’all think, out the kindness of her itty bitty piggy heart or “she did just release new music 🤔publicity Stunt?” I genuinely believe she did it out the kindness of her heart and the good press never hurt nobody! Leave us a comment and let us know what you think! 

I love you for reading! 

Xoxoxo

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HAPPY EASTER TO US FROM LADY GAGA! NEW MUSIC: LADY GAGA “THE CURE” 

GIIIIIIRRRRRLLLLLL!!!!! So y’all know Gaga headlined Coachelle last night. I heard she GAVE the kids A SHOW! But anyway while singing down to the stage, she debuted a new song called, “The Cure” then promptly put it on Spotify. 

Now listen to me, I’m here for the song! The song verse sound like that Chainsmokers song ummmmmm what’s the name of it…..CLOSER! And I tell you what, I’m sick of that song. I think that kinda music is in now so i guess that’s the route to go. But I really do like this song. 

I’m at work twerking down for Easter Sunday honey. Click the link below to check it out and let us know how you like it! 

I love you for reading! 

Xoxoxo

https://open.spotify.com/album/2yaSZnZhaxsbQ5xhgGbw3g

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Janet “The Scammer” Jackson just pulled a 500M scam on soon to be Ex-Husband FILES FOR DIVORCE!

Just when I thought it’s gone be a slow news week, Janet Jackson goes and pulls an EPIC scam on her husband Wissam Al Mana! Now listen to me, this baby ain’t even got the cord cut and Janet done said I’M OUT, filing for divorce after 5 years.

Now get ready to gag cause this is why this is the most iconic scam of the century. There’s a clause in Janet and Wissam prenuptial agreement that states if the marriage last 5 years, she’ll receive 500M!!! Guess how long she stayed, 5 years and 60 days bitch!!!!

Janet done came up in the biggest way. Not only did you just scam this multimillionaire out of 500M, THAT DON’T EVEN INCLUDE CHILD SUPPORT SHE BOUT TO GET FOR THAT BABY!!! AUNTIE JANET CAN I BORROW A FEW DOLLARS?!

Girl the internet is calling her “Janet The Scammer” and even Joanne couldn’t pull a scam this iconic. She ain’t gotta work for the rest of her, her baby (both the one we know and the one we ain’t supposed to know about) , they ain’t gotta work and shit they kids ain’t gone have to work. She struck gold over there in the middle east! Is the bus still running cause I need to catch a flight! Anyway lemme see if I can find me a cheap flight to wherever her husband is from, I’ll check on a buddy pass too if y’all wanna come too.

I love you for reading!

X0X0X0

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I NEED A REUP ON MY 32 FLAVORS!!! CRIME MOB IS MAKING A COMEBACK!!

My 32 flavors have depleted to about 16 solid at this age honey. I’m not Knuckin and Buckin and ready to fight NOBODY no more! However if Crime Mob wanna make a come back, hell these new millennial kids ain’t about shit but showing they assess anyway so this should be right up they alley!

The early 2000s hip hop group from the A reveled over the weekend that they’re working on a new studio album to be released this year. Plus Diamond and Princess are back being friends and doing a joint project. Y’all remember this wasn’t the most civilized split we’ve seen. Remember that video of Diamond and Princess about to fight at Soulja Boy party from back in the day!

So if you like me and could do without new Crime Mob music, leave us a comment. Imma listen thought cause you know us Gemini gotta stay young and hip honey so imma be down to the club Rockin My Hips and waving and sip with the young folks.

And as always

I love you for reading!

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*MISSY ELLIOT VOICE* I CAN’T STAND THE B**** NOWAY! TOMI LAHREN “THE BLAZE” PULLED FOR A WEEK AMIDST PRO CHOICE REMARKS

One thing I know for sure, having an opinion ain’t always what it’s cracked up to be! Especially if you’re ANYTHING like Tomi Lahren! BTW why her parents spell her name like that young baby mama who wants their childs name to be “unique!” Girl your name is Tommy Lauren!!!!

Anyway yall favorite nighttime blonde done got pulled off the air for a week for biting the hand that fed her (allegedly in more than one way but you know I don’t start no rumors here in The Library but I’ll spread one all day). She stated her opinion on abortion and the fact that she was pro-choice saying, “as someone who supports limited government, it would be hypocritical of me to believe the government should decide what  women do with their bodies.” Well Tommy, I commend you for not wanting to be hypocritical and standing in your truth. Lord knows I do, but honey you been, excuse me, BEEN the “YES MAN” for MAN for years. Don’t go having an opinion all of a sudden! God forbid you have to use that college education for something other than throwing darts at the #BLACKLIVESMATTER campaign and BeyoncĂ©! “yall know she can’t STAND BeyoncĂ© honey”

So the big wigs gave yo ass a whole week to get back on board with the way “THEY” feel. You got some time on your hands. Maybe Charlamagne can find you something to do. Y’all remember they was looking friendly for a little while. Idk how Angela gone feel about another woman in the studio for a week but I’m sure she’ll oblige. And if push comes to shove, girl Netflix is always an option.

I love you for reading

X0X0X0

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