Now listen. This baby aint got nothing to do with its disgusting ass parents, so imma leave the baby out and pray that it’s healthy and happy. Now with that being said, Khloe, and you know how I feel about you….there’s a phone call for you on line one!
Ya’ll remember I had a “BLOCK KHLOE” moment last year where I totally blocked her off ALL my social platforms after that little stunt she pulled with Lamar faking her fertility issues, I just was like FTB (clock) and i’m done. Now all at once you done went and got into this relationship with this sorry ass Cavaliers player, Tristan (whom of which allegedly cheated on his then pregnant girlfriend to be with you) AND NOW you getting cheated on with a IG Trollop during your finals days of your pregnancy.
I know that was a mouthful. But listen, allegedly Khloe got the whole Kardashian Klan rushing to Cleveland cause she having early contractions. I’d be having contractions too if I found out my baby daddy was cheating on me but sis lemme learn you something that I learned a long time ago! Karma don’t got no expiration date, she don’t come with no warning, the bitch is like a tacky ass friend that pop up to you house without calling. And sis all the dirty shit you put out into the universe, you’re getting back. It’s unfortunate that you just happen to be carrying a baby during the time that Karma came knocking but maybe that’ll learn ya!
So do I feel for Khloe? No! Do I feel sorry for that baby? YES! Tristan aint shit and accoding to my friends who actually give a damn about sports, he aint shit on the court either so you should’ve known better. Maybe we should just be single for a little while sis. Learn yaself and get to raising that baby. You got the money! You’ll be just fine. I still aint unblocking yo ass!
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I’m quite honestly sick of this got damn story but I’m glad the mystery has come to an end and we can move the dog fuck on. That is until Tiffany decides to open her mouth again about some other shit. Now listen when Tiffany came to use with this story about a “drug headed” actress BITING Beyoncé’s face, I looked sideways. But AHHHHH Never underestimate the power of the BeeHive cause I credit them with finding that Sanaa Lathan was INDEED the face chomper!
Now let’s discuss these alleged rumors cause Sanaa gone have to clear up a FEW things, thanks to loud mouf Tiffany! One being, are you indeed a drug head?! Not really our business but those are some pretty strong allegations that can possible sway your career in the wrong direction. The gag is Tiffany passed the buck to Queen Bey on spilling the beans about Sanaa’s alleged habits. Here’s what Tiffanys say’s Bey told her when she was about to go jump on Lathan! AND I QUOTE
“Tiffany, no. Don’t do that. That bitch is on drugs. She’s not even drunk. The bitch is on drugs. She’s not like that all the time. Just chill” END QUOTE!
Also Sanaa just needs to come out and either say you did or didn’t snack on Beyoncé! Listen ain’t nobody gone blame you. Beyoncé is BEYONCE so shit if you got close enough, I don’t blame you for being entranced by her goddessness! Say you did it and you live for her like the rest of us and move on! But these drug rumors are what I’m most concerned about!
So now that we’ve solved that, what are we gone do about YA’LL cousin Tiffany! Cause she can’t come to the cookout this year! I’m trying to bring a bae and I don’t need her telling my business to everybody! Leave us a comment on what ya’ll think we should do!
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Now I have my own theory about Chyna and this “boyfriend” of hers but you gotta tune into The Library Live for that tea. But lemme just tell yall about these two krusty the clown ass fools fighting down to the Six Flags! And Rob if you listening, I suggest you take this document to ya lawyer and get yo baby!
So Listen here’s the story I believe as it happened. And most of it matches up with what the victim says. She is claiming that Chyna’s nanny rolled up on her with Baby Dream in a wagon and like MOST people do when they see a baby, they do that little “AWWWW WHAT A CUTE LITTLE BABY” maybe shake their hand you know with the baby voice that I despise! Anyway then they rolled away. That SHOULD’VE BEEN IT!
But no gangsta baby mama had to go there and yell out “HEY DON’T TOUCH THE KID”! Now stranger girl didn’t know any of this until her friend comes by and says she overheard that Chyna was talking greasy about she gone beat her ass and this that typa nonsense! So stranger girl decides to go ask Chyna whats the tea sis?! HELL BREAKS LOOSE!
Allegedly the toddler boyfriend swings on the stranger girl to which her sister then jumps in, and then he begins to fight both of them. Cue the video you see where Chyna is trying to throw the got damn wagon at the girls. To which I question, where the hell did Dream go cause she was in the wagon!
Now lemme fire off on that punk ass little toddler for putting his hands on a woman! Now I know you twelve years old but bitch you don’t hit no woman! I don’t care if you was defending yo mama! That’s what she has security for! And Chyna who the fuck gets in a fight for somebody admiring their child!? Girl bye with yo terrible oral skills!
Now Robert you and yo lawyer friends have ALL the evidence you should ever need to rid yourself of child support because yes you may say you broke *which we know is a damn lie* I much rather have Dream with you then trollop ass toddler peddling Chyna! That’s all!
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Now listen I’m putting all my feelings aside because as a REAL and not just a recent Bruno Mars fan, I know he doesn’t appropriate black culture. But these most recent claims will open up a dialogue that I would like to have with yall about this “WOKE CULTURE” that has been going on for a while now!
For you guys living under the rock or just simply minding yo business lemme fill yall in. So Bruno Mars received NUMBEROUS Grammys this season for his work, 24K MAGIC which in my opinion was well deserved and quite frankly over due! So a young lady decided to post a video from a debate….I use that term loosly cause it seemed more like an argument stating that Bruno Mars has appropriated black culture and why doesn’t Bobby Brown have a Grammy? She said a bunch more but it’s not important because for me she is engulfed in that “fictional woke culture” and i’ll explain what I mean by that.
To be conscious of you black-ness and aware of your heritage and ancerstry is a beautiful thing. Then you have people who have taken that and BLOWN that shit to smithereens and called it “BEING WOKE”. I made a post a while ago about how some of these woke ass people need to take a nap cause CLEARLY they too damn woke! (yes that’s a thing) These are the people who cant separate appropriation and appreciation. I would like to direct your attention to the dictionary definition of “appropriation”
noun: appropriation; plural noun: appropriations.
the action of taking something for one’s own use, typically without the owner’s permission or acknowledgment.
So with this new found knowledge, I would like to direct your attention to an interview Bruno did back in 2017 for Latina Magazine.
“When you say “black music” understand that you are talking about rock, jazz, R&B, reggae, funk, doo-wop, hip-hop and Motown. Black people started it all. Being Puerto Rican, even salsa music stems back to the Mother Land [Africa]”
So I can just leave this blog here cause my point is proven and quite frankly has been proven since Bruno Mars first album where you can hear these genres in his music! But I just wanna fire off on the WOKE PEOPLE for about one paragraph.
YALL ALWAYS WANNA PULL THE APPRORPATION CARD BUT DON’T WANNA GO SUPPORT THE ARTIST WHO MAKE THIS BLACK MUSIC YOU SPEAK OF! WHY YOUR FAVORITE R&B SINGERS FLOPPING! I’LL TELL YOU WHY CAUSE BITCH YOU AINT BUYING THEY ALBUMS! YOU MAD CAUSE SOMEBODY WHITE, MIXED OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT AINT BLACK AIN’T SELLING OUT AND THE FIRST THING YOU WANNA YELL IS APPROIATION OR RACISM!
Ok lemme un-caps lock cause I was pissed. Listen I support all music. Brandy is one of my favorite vocalist but guess what, she can’t sell a album to save her life and it’s fucked up. That doesn’t make her any less talented, any less capable it just means mother fuckers aint buying her music. THATS NOT HER FAULT.
What would make ya’ll feel better. If Bruno Mars got a tan? Do ya’ll want him on the next Black Panther soundtrack? I know ya’ll would flip if he did black face! I just wanna know what ya’ll expect for him to do? If you one of those people, leave a comment and let us know. But I want Bruno and the Hooligans who have been apart of his life from the beginning, WE GOT YO BACK BRUNO!
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OK so the fact that she done went and mention the #METOO movement makes me side eye this chick even more. But nonetheless imma tell yall this story anyway! So I talked to yall last week about this whole situation with Trey Songz WHOOPING A NAMELESS TRICK! Well the trick has now been named, Andrea Buera and her attorney is guess the fuck who but the spawn of satin himself LISA BLOOM!
Now listen this girl done said she went down to an after party that Trey was throwing and at this party she was attacked by the goat! Now the most tea I done found about this entire situation is this! Apparently her and Trey had something going on because she says that before he pounced on her ass he stated not verbatim but in so many words, “OH YOU TRYNNA FUCK WITH MY BOY U HOE?!” Like I said not verbatim but that’s basically what he said!
So sis says, he knocked her ass down to the ground, choked her ass, was punching her all in the head and things. She even got photos! Now look at these ok!
Now look, if I just got my ass beat bet not nobody be in the hospital taking no pictures of my ass! You take the photos that the police take and that’s it because anything more than that, now I’m looking at you with the side eye sis! But you can’t deny SOMETHING ATTACKED YO ASS! Whether it was a goat (Trey), or a raccoon I don’t know.
Sis says all she wants is an apology from Trey but we all know that she wants some coins too so you can save that narrative sis. Lisa Bloom aint no cheap thrill and you gone have to pay that trollop! Leave the money on the nightstand style! OK!
So do ya’ll think this is gone go down to the court house, or will they settle this out of court like Trey’s last domestic violence case. (But you didn’t hear that last sentence from me)
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Now listen! I done had to make an index card with all the tea on this read! Got damn (in my Joseline voice) Them women who are protesting R.Kelly’s shows must really be doing a hell of a job cause they damn sure been canceling shows left and right and now the proof is in the pissy pudding! Ok I promise that’s the last urine joke cause it’s distasteful. Anywho lets get down into this story shall we.
So the ATL Journal Constitution is reporting that as of February 13th ya’ll uncle owes well over $31,000 to SB Property Management Global for two separate properties less than walking distance away from each other. *catch* So for house number one he allegedly pays $3,000/month and for the second $11,542/month.
Now I aint one to gloat in somebodies misery but listen I still believe that homeboy is a pedo (IN MY OPINION) but some of ya’ll who have attachments to his music are able to look past all of those allegations and the evident video of him having an encounter with a minor but I’M NOT! And then with the 2017 allegations of a “sex cult” going on in one of his homes which it doesn’t specify if one of these properties is where the cult-ation is going down, I will forever side eye R.Kelly! AND WHERE IS THESE GIRLS ABOUT TO LIVE NOW!?
So catch the teas in this post and leave us a comment on what you think!
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OK I’m going into Wendy Watcher Rehab because this is gonna be the longest month! So for the past couple of months if you’ve been watching Auntie show, she’s been in and out lately. First from the October fainting situation, then most recently she almost fell down to the audience but the camera cut before we could actually see it. But one thing us who watched daily on YouTube, we’ve noticed she’s been a little more eye buggy and just not herself. Well today she confirmed it and now we gone be in the repeat dog house for the next month. Check out this clip below where she spills the tea!
So of course this came at terrible timing. Two shows ago while discussing Fergie’s All Star mess, she mentioned a few singers she believed needed autotune for their vocals and she mentioned the Queen Bey. So for the past forty-eight hours you know the Bey Hive have been dropping bee emojis all over her IG (which btw I find to be HILARIOUS when they do this to anybody but mostly people who actually control their social media and get all spazzed and turn the comments off and stuff! HILARIOUS).
So you can imagine they’re thinking a job well done. But the gag is sis we’ve…known about Auntie’s condition for a while now. And she talks about it openly. And ya’ll know she aint letting nobody sit in her purple chair so we’re stuck with encore performances. Which I’ll allow cause her encores are actually good. I just hope she get’s better and actually takes the rest. That’s something we have in common, we don’t take days off unless we ABSOLUTELY have to!
We here are sending our positive energy and love to Jersey while she gets better and we’ll have a party for you when you get back Auntie!