YAL BETTER LEAVE MY BROTHER CHRIS BROWN ALONE AND I MEAN RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! Now I know we haven’t seen eye to eye in the past all the time but since 2005 Chris been my brother in my head and ya’ll not gone drag him like he aint the only male artist from his era that’s still selling albums and actually got talent!
Ok now that I’ve got that off my chest….Chris tweeted that Rihanna, Bruno, Beyoncé and himself should go on this Crazy World Tour. Now here’s the thing Chris and I’m talking directly to you. Who the hell is paying for all that star power in one room. I’m over here in a lease that I’m trynna break to move the fuck out. Lets do some simple math!
According to our good Judy’s over at CelebrityNetWorth.com Beyoncé is worth a smooth 500M…Rihanna 245M….Chris Brown 35M….and Bruno 110M. That’s damn near $900M in One arena. For shits and giggles lets find the largest arena in the US. Rupp in Lexington, KY holds 24,500. So if we fill all of those seats and I mean EVERY SEAT…We still owe yall asses 855M! So hypothetically speaking we’ll start tickets at 1,000. 24,500×1,000=245M. THATS NOT EVEN HALF CHRIS! THIS WILL NEVER WORK!
Maybe ya’ll can convince an award show to let yall all perform We are The World or something like that! A little more tangible cause Chris it aint gone work! I’m sorry bro! Is ya’ll about to take out another mortgage on ya’ll house to see this once in a fairytale lifetime show?
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