Chris Rock ROCKS the Oscars Crowd with opening monologue

SOOOOOOOOO The Oscars were last night. Did you guys watch? Good tell me what I missed down in the comment section cause I didn’t watch. No I wasn’t boycotting, I never watch the Oscars! They’re just not my speed of award shows. You know I need some ratchet in my life. The Oscars are a little too dignified for my tacky spirit. But you know Messy Me was looking for some drama when I woke up this morning.

So the one part of the show I was definitely looking for was the opening monologue from our homeboy Chris Rock! Now I was anticipating a bunch a brass humor and completely uncensored shade without a filter in sight but Chris delivered WAAAAYYYY more than I was even anticipating. Check out the full monologue below!

Now as if that wasn’t enough, there was a Stacey Dash shot that she actually partook in! Now I couldn’t tell you if this part of the show was serious cause if Stacey Dash is out here wishing black folk happy black history month DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH I get a little suspicious. But one thing I guarantee is this will be her last year at the Oscars! Check that out below!

So yea that was awkward right? fWell what wasn’t so awkwrd was the fact that Leonardo

Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio accepts the award for best actor in a leading role for “The Revenant” at the Oscars on Sunday, Feb. 28, 2016, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP)

FINALLY won an Oscar! Now I was sitting here like, “He didn’t win nothing for Titanic because I still to this day call him Jack?” and the Titanic references never end. But I guess he slayed this last movie he was in (I don’t go to the movie much so I didn’t see it)

But from what I read online, we didn’t miss much unless your sophiscated and make more then 100k a year but for us who don’t the best part of the show was the shade that was Chris Rock! And Maybe Lady Gaga’s performance but other than that, what did ya’ll think of the show, if you watched. And more importantly, what did you think of the opening monologue. Some were seriously offended and said Chris went WAAAAAYYYYYY to far.

To those people I say this, your use to Kevin Hart humor. Chris Rock is one of the last dying age of stand up comedians and in the OG stand up, your skin better tough as nails cause they say EXACLTY what they want, how it is, with a twist of humor. Its tequila shot. You take the burn, then you suck the lime to help it go down easy. And speaking of Kevin Hart did ya’ll catch the shade. QUALITY OVER QUANTITY KEVIN!

Leave us a comment below on your thoughts on the entire night! We love you for reading!





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