APARTMENT 218-TAE AND NESSA CHAPTER 2: WHAT’S REALLY GOIN’ ON?!

Vanessa

First day down! Only a whole 8 months to go! I made a few new friends including late ass Tracey who finally made her way through the door when homeroom was over! As we walked home we talked about our days.

Tracey: So what I miss from homeroom girl?

Nessa: If you was there, I wouldn’t have had to take on these two clowns by myself. But you know a sista held her own!

Tracey: WHO BEST FRIEND CAUSE WE CAN GO BACK!?

Tracey had turned around and began walking back to the school ready to rumble. That’s my bitch always ready at the drop of a dime.

Nessa: No Tee, it’s cool. They’re definitely not worth a ten day suspension!

Tracey: So who are they cause I can remind them tomorrow and TRACAY-DON’T-PLAY!

Nessa: *laughing* Girl you know you crazy! I think ones name was Ivan but they call him Skunk!

Tracey: IVAN!!! BITCH THAT NAME ITSELF IS A JOKE! I can go at least 5 minutes just off his name! Was he at least cute?

Nessa: I mean he wasn’t ugly but his friend, equally an asshole as well, but he was! His name was Devontae.

Tracey: WAIMINET! Carmel skinned with the waves, short and skinny with them big ass earrings? He in my Geography class. Oh wait till I see that ass tomorrow!

Nessa: I’m not even gone attempt in talking you out of this cause I know you gone say something anyway! *laughs*

Tracey: But since he cute and I see that look on your face, I won’t go too hard on em cause he might be yo future baby daddy!

Nessa: I think the fuck not!

We laughed some more. Tracey lived two houses down from me and has since we were in Middle school. So we hugged and went our separate ways. Now to go in here and deal with this.

I opened the door to a empty house, as usual. My sisters haven’t gotten home yet so I got maybe a hour to myself before I have to play mother dearest. I’ll get dinner done, do a little cleaning up and then when the girls get in, we can do homework. Ok Ness, let’s get this started.

 

Devontae

Skunk decided to cut out early. I knew he wouldn’t spend the whole day in school. He made it to maybe 3rd block before he was gone! My high ass Uncle Charles was late picking me up as always. When Moms find out she gone fuck him up.

Uncle Charles: COME ON HERE BOY I GOT SHIT TO DO!

Tae: Man you driving my momma car and you gone tell me to hurry up and you late. School let out at 2:30! It’s 3:15!

Uncle Charles: Listen here mother fucka. I had a little situation I had to attend to.

Tae: You bet not be selling that shit out my mama car again Unc! Dead ass!

Uncle Charles: you don’t know what I’m doing cause you busy trynna get a EDUCATION!!

Tae: Yea you don’t know nothing about that right?!

Uncle Charles: I get my credentials from the streets!

Tae: alright let’s see how far that takes you! Just get me home man. Have you been to check on Ma since you been out trolling in her car all day?

Uncle Charles: You know yo mama don’t want nobody “checking” on her. I let her ass be until I drop this car back. Speaking of that, we gotta make a quick stop before we drop you off Nephew.

Tae: HELL NAH! The last time I made a “quick stop” with you, they carted yo ass off to jail and I had to tell mom about that shit. Naw man let me out!

Uncle Charles: SHUT YO PUNK ASS UP! This aint like that time. I just gotta grab some money from a bitch over here. In and out.

Tae: Yea right.

Imma just sit back and shut the fuck up but if Momma ask, imma damn sure tell her. We pull up on the corner of Broadway and 55th to some ol store front apartment.

Uncle Charles: I’ll be back Nephew. Gimmie 5 minutes.

Tae: if you aint back in 4, i’m driving this bitch home myself!

Five minutes turn into ten, ten turns into fifteen! I done seen more people go in this place than come out. Man this nigga always on some bullshit! I grab my bookbag from the back seat and start looking over some papers from school that day.

*POW POW POW*

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YAAAASSSS SOMETHING IS GOING DOWN HONEY! But you’ll have to wait till next week to find out! I love you for reading!!!

X0X0X0

Trey Tonio!

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ALESSIA CARA ADDRESSES THE HATERS SAYING SHE DOESN’T DESERVE THE GRAMMY FOR BEST NEW ARTIST

Now ya’ll know I love me some Alessia Cara! She my good Judy and if ya’ll remember I got the opportunity to meet her a while ago back when she was doing promo for her album. And she’s a sweet muffin! I got the pictures but I don’t feel like finding it. Anywho, MY GIRL won Best New Artist on Sunday at the Grammys and people were ALL UP AND THROUGH they feelings!

Mostly the people who are mesmerized by that SZA girl. Now don’t get me wrong, I heard a few of her songs but she don’t give me nothing I can feel. Just not my speed. So people were throwing shots and shade at Alessia and I guess she finally got fed up and posted the folloing! AND I FUCKING QUOTE! ALESSIA.jpg

-“to address the apparent backlash regarding winning something I had no control over: I didn’t log onto grammy.com and submit myself. that’s not how it works. I didn’t ask to be submitted either because there are other artists that deserve the acknowledgment. but I was nominated and won and I am not going to be upset about something I’ve wanted since I was a kid, not to mention have worked really hard for. I meant everything I said about everyone deserving the same shot. there is a big issue in the industry that perpetuates the idea that an artist’s talent and hard work should take a back seat to popularity and numbers.”

So the main argument was that she’s been in the industry and isn’t necessarily a “new artist.” WHICH I AGREE is a factual statement and actually is accurate. HOWEVER the criteria for the Grammy’s Best New Artist Award isn’t based on whether you started yesterday or last week, but for a new artist who releases, during the Eligibility Year, the first recording which establishes the public identity of that artist.” Note that this is not necessarily the first album released by an artist.

Now I didn’t see everybody screaming this nonsense LAST YEAR when our homie Chance the Rapper won the award. So with that fact alone I could close this post but I think I wanna continue with a few more receipts. SZA cannot be found on your local TOP 40 station! That’s just fact. She can however be found QUITE OFTEN on your urban radio stations. Alessia however can be found ON BOTH! Not to say SZA doesn’t deserve to be awarded because at this point a Grammy nom is just as good as actually winning. But Alessia deserved that award a little more.

Now I ain’t gone talk about this no more! But ya’ll better leave our girl Alessia alone. She don’t bother nobody. She just sing her little songs (and btw her album is REALLY GOOD) and go home to Canada. THATS IT! But if ya’ll wanna start some shit and kiki come on down in the comments and we’ll have a good ol kiki!

I love you for reading!

X0X0X0

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ANOTHER DAY….ANOTHER UNPAID DEBT! TYGA GOING TO JAIL FOR UNPAID 236K DEBT!

Ok I know we shouldn’t gloat in peoples misfortune but Tyga makes this a hard thing NOT to do! If I could keep a tab on all the times I done told ya’ll Tyga owe somebody I think I would have at least a smooth Mil! So the most recent one might land his ass in jail….which now that I think about it might be for the best! Any who lets get into the mess.

So sis was sued by a homegirl whose name isn’t that important for me to research but just know a light fixture fell on her damn head during one of Tyga’s show. (GOOD LUCK BOOKING THAT STAGE YOU SPEAK OF) So homegirl sued him and his people and won a 236K lawsuit. See I imagine, if imma have ANYTHING fall on me at somebody show, Imma hope it’s somebody who gone pay up. Like this is why she should’ve went to a Beyoncé concert. Bet you Beyoncé would’ve came off the stage to bandage the wound herself, AND THEN break you off some extra coins just because but NOT TYGA!

So since he aint paid up yet, the amount has risen with interest to 250K approximately. So judge Maybeline issued a warrant for your arrest! And if I was him, I would just go head and turn myself in! It’s quite evident that you don’t have the coins or you would’ve just went and paid it! Between unpaid rent, car notes, and videos girls MONEY IS FUNNY! And WHY ARE YOU REALESING AN ALBUM ON BLACK PANTHER DAY! You know aint nobody gone buy it! We gone spend that money down to the movie theater!

Anywho hopefully Tyga figures this out. Maybe his ex can give….never mind I don’t think that’s a good idea. She trynna get ready for a whole baby! Anywho leave a comment sending well wishes to Tyga below and you know

I love you for reading

X0X0X0

PS

He has some pretty eyes…I never noticed until I seen this picture of him…but that’s neither here nor there! Ok I’m gone! X0

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Kim Kardashian “Culture Vulture” Accusations for “Bo Derrek” Braids

 

Now I know ya’ll already know my position on this entire situation but lemme just give yall the details on the story without my opinion sprinkled in until the very end!

So All week Kim has been giving us something we could feel via her IG account. Titties and hips for her book! OK! And on picture happened to catch the attention of the black community more than other.

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This is just one of the many pictures Kim posted this week but Black Twitter and Black EVERYTHING was not having it! So because I’m not one pull the “appropriation” card, I did some research. Say hello to Bo Derrek!

bo derrek.pngNow no I don’t know who the hell she is besides an actress from the back back days. But I do know that she wore these braids back in her 1970s film 10. I know nothing more than that about this lady but that!

So people are outraged because Kim didn’t credit African cultures who have worn braids since the beginning of time. *rolls eyes*

Ok so those are the facts of the situation so it’s opinion time. I find it funny how whenever Kim does ANYTHING the world stops to critique, and then we move on to the next thing! I had an open forum on my Facebook asking what the big deal about Kim and these braids was. Most people didn’t have a REAL answer besides “she stealing our culture and making it look cool and trendy but when we do it, its unprofessional or tacky!” Which is a legitimate argument.

But you know I always look at things from two perspective. What if she is bringing awareness to our culture? What if she didn’t know the correct term for these braids so she called them what she may be familiar with and that is “Bo Derrek” braids? I’m just not as easily offended as most I guess. And then I made the point, does this apply when black women wear weave from other countries such as India, Brazil and Malaysia?! I didn’t get a response on that one.

I close, I just want us to free our  minds and the rest will follow. Be colored blind don’t be so shallow. I’d be flattered if I were a black woman that other cultures want to copy our black girl magic. But that’s if I was a woman. Let us know how you feel in the comments below and as always

I love you for reading!

X0X0X0

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APARTMENT 218-TAE AND NESSA Chapter 1: Building a Beginning

South High School Circa 1998

Vanessa

The first day of school is always the most fun day of the year. Well of course with the exception of the last day. And baby i’m ready to go in here and show the girls that I’m the one ok! I got all the fixings for my locker including my Aaliyah poster. Ya’ll know that’s my girl! I even took the liberty to dress like her today! Tommy’d OUT from head to toe! Damn i left my sun glasses! But I’m still rocking the side bang so they get what I was going for. So I’m assigned to room 107 for homeroom. I have yet to see my girl Tracey yet. We was supposed to meet in front of the school but knowing that girls she’s running late as usual! Well i’m going in, the bell should be ringing in a minute!

Deontae

“MAN WOULD YOU ROLL THE WINDOW DOWN! YOU KNOW THIS SCHOOL GOT GUARDS WAITING ON US OUTSIDE! YOU OPEN THESE DOORS AND WE WALKING ON CLOUDS” As if me and my boy Skunk ain’t already running late for the first damn day AND we getting blazzed before school. Shit the way eight grade went shit I barely skated out of there but I gotta try and make a good start to this year. Yea I know getting high probably aint the best start but I gotta relax! I’m nervous. This school shit aint for me but I promised my mama I would do better so here we are, running late and high trying to air the fucking car out. This what mama get for letting Uncle Charles drop us off. She know he always high!

So Skunk and me finally pull up. There’s a few stragglers outside but i’m assuming we missed the homeroom bell! SHIT! We run into the school scrambling looking for room 107! HERE IT IS….DOORS LOCKED! FUCK!

Tae: “Hey can we please come in! We missed our bus we only like 8 minutes late”

Ms.Price: “You’re late after 59 gentlemen. To be early is to be on time, to be on time is to be late and to be late is to be left out, which is exactly where you are”

So she got jokes and now we class clowns on the first damn day though. Shorty in the front row got a cute smile though.

Skunk: “Well we being more later with us standing out here ma’am”

Ms.Price opens the door. “I’m only letting you two in because after the way you composed that sentence, it would do you more good to be on the inside! Take a seat gentlemen”

The class shouts “ohhhhhhhhhhh and ahhhhhhhh”

Ms.Price: “Settle down guys, why don’t you gentlemen introduce yourself first since your the last to arrive”

Skunk: “Imma get this over with. Aye my name is Skunk and this my homie Tae”

Ms.Price: “ummm Skunk i’m sure is not your given name and Tae can introduce himself. Now what is the name that appears on your birth certificate?”

Skunk whispers, “Ivan”

Ms.Price: “Excuse me?”

Skunk yells, “IVAN! DAMN”

Ms.Price: “First name Ivan. Last name Damn! Got it Nice to meet you Ivan Damn. And your friend?”

Tae: “My name is Tae….i mean Deontae Moore”

Ms.Price: “Wise man, nice to meet you Mr.Moore” Ok lets go around and have the rest of us introduce ourselves and then you’ll be off to first block. Young lady lets start with you”

Vanessa: ” My name is Vanessa Tate”

Skunk: “Vanessa Aaliyah Tate!”

Vanessa: “Thats right IVAN DAMN! And make sure you say it slow, we know anything over two syllables you’ll struggle with”

Ms.Price: “I like her. Didn’t even have to jump in that one”

The class at this point is rallying with this Vanessa girl but she aint about to clown my boy like that!

Tae: “Aye don’t think cause you cute you can’t get dogged in here”

Vanessa: “And you two dogs will be doing the dogging? I’m not concerned”

Tae: “Bit….” (BELLS RINGS)

Ms.Price: “OK GUYS That’s enough I’ll see you guys after lunch head to your first block classes”

Vanessa

I’m the right bitch, on the wrong day! I can do this all day! He must not know I have 3 brothers, we do this every single day! My comeback game is better than his and his mamas! Don’t let these nursing books fool you! I from the same hood if not worst than he is! Walking around with a GameBoy! Get outta here!

Deontae

I was about to let shorty have it! She just don’t know. She better be glad she cute cause if she wasn’t i wudda fired her ass up! But that little Aaliyah thing she got going on is right on her though. I’ll give her that. I see she gone be one imma have to constantly get at.

 

Stay tuned for next week Chapter 2! And you know I love you for reading!

X0X0X0

 

 

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APARTMENT 218-TAE AND NESSA “PROLOGUE”

Spring 2017

Nessa: “Can you please call your brother so ya’ll can start moving this stuff out by tomorrow! I’m not trying to pay another months rent.”

Tae: “I already told you I got one of my boys coming to help me. My brother has to work tomorr-”

Nessa: “Wait a minute! I KNOW it bet the fuck not be Twan! Cause I don’t want that nigga back in my house! I don’t give a fuck if we is about to move out!”

Tae: “Man chill out on that. You know he always got me when I need him! Can’t say the same about yo family. Them niggas ain’t coming to help move shit huh!”

Nessa: “Well excuse my family for actually having careers and shit to do?! Care to say the same?”

Tae: ….

Nessa: “Didn’t think so!”

Tae: “I just find it funny how you always trynna blow down on me and mine like we just ain’t shit out here!”

Nessa: “Well Tae if the shoe fits! I gotta get to work so BYE!”

TAE

I’m not even sure how we got here. I mean physically I know but emotionally how the fuck did we get to this place where we hate to even see each other coming! This ain’t even a relationship at this point. We just roommates with a past. Hopefully a new place will give us a new start, I mean I love Nes but this hate she got for me, we gotta fix that shit  if we gone move forward. I ain’t the only one who got some secrets in our relationship!

NESSA

I find it hard to believe that Twan is gone help him do ANYTHING but sit around  and be a bum! I just don’t understand why he even hangs with lowlifes like him! All that wasted potential and now I gotta cart him around like I got a baby! I don’t even have kids so why I need a grown man on my hip waiting to be fed. Things is gone change though I know that cause I’m not doing this much longer!

 

“Apartment 218: Tae and Nessa” is an original story based on real people. This fictional stories main goal is to  entertain, inspire and of course keep you laughing! I love you guys for reading and stay tuned for Chapter 1!

X0X0X0

TREY-TONIO

 

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THE LIBRARY RETURNS FEBRUARY 1ST + BLACK PANTHER TICKETS CONTEST!

I know shit and I know ya’ll wanna talk greasy and guess what! This time….imma actually allow it. “WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN?AND WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE NOT POSTING SINCE NO-DAMN-VEMBER!” Imma let yall have it cause I have COMPLETELY been slaked! Fuck slacking this is just totally SLACKED! But BITCH IM BACK! I mean not right now but February 1st The Library will be opening again! And The Library Live will be coming back to Facebook so for us who don’t like to read (in the literal term) you can READ LIVE!

I hope everybody had a great holiday season and things of that nature. Imma need ya’ll to grab ya’ll books, note pads, highlighters, pens and No.2 pencils cause the shit will get real! And we’re kicking off our new found readers with the most anticipated film of last year! MARVELS BLACK PANTHER!!! We’re giving a lucky Librarian a chance to see the movie on us! All you gotta do is screen shot THIS post and share it on Facebook (make sure you tag @The Library Radio) AND YOUR IN! BLACK PANTHER HITS THEATERS FEBRUARY 16!

I love you guys for reading, watching,  waiting and even the ones who cussed me the dog fuck out! I love yall the most!!! SEE YALL FEBRUARY!!!

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