APARTMENT 218: TAE AND NESSA CHAPTER 4 “MOVING ON”

2017

Devontae

So we out of here. I knew Ness said she was done but she’s said that shit before. I think she really meant that shit this time. Well she must’ve since she didn’t resign that lease. And now i’m stuck moving our shit out cause she gotta work all these extra hours for her security deposit. I don’t even have a plan to where the fuck i’m going! I mean I know she’ll let me stay with her until I find something but I ain’t too sure that’s what she wants. But that’s Ness. She’d take in the homeless if she could.

I kinda wonder how we did this for so long. All the years of back and forth, me being deployed, the baby mamas and she still was dealing wit me. Packing all our photos from college and our early 20’s, how did this go wrong. I mean I know it’s mostly me. But I still got some issue going on that I haven’t addressed. I ain’t trynna go to no shrink cause I aint crazy! I might have that post stress shit they be talmbout. I mean I googled it and yea I got some of them symptoms but what I’m supposed to do. I can’t talk to Ness cause she just be dogging my ass out about getting my shit together. Can’t talk to my boys about it, Mom just wanna pray for me but that clearly aint been working since Big Mama been doing it. I don’t know man, but I gotta have this house at least packed up before Ness get back home.

Vanessa

Amanda: Girl you been spaced out since 7 AM, what’s going on with you?

Nessa: just a lot on my mind.

Amanda: ….ok we got time lets here it sis!

Nessa: You ever been in a relationship….

Amanda: WITH SOMEBODY LIKE TAE?!

Nessa: Can I finish?!

Amanda: ok sorry go head cause I STILL don’t know how somebody like you puts up with ALL that bullshit but go head girl I’m listening.

Nessa: Now, have you ever been with someone out of pity. Like your not with them for any other reason but because you feel like you can save them. Almost like they’re like your child?

Amanda: GIRL NO I HAVE NOT! But I will tell you this, you’re 32 years old, fine as hell, got ya own shit going for yourself and no kids. THE LAST thing you need is someone like Tae constantly dragging you down!

Nessa: I know but it’s way more than that. We been through hell, heaven and everything in between together. I don’t wanna just throw all that away.

Amanda: So how long you gone hold on to it?!

Nessa: We’ll he should be at home packing up our apartment now cause we’re leaving where we are now in Bedford and going to Parma.

Amanda: You going or YA’LL going?

Nessa: I mean if he doesn’t have anywhere to go then he’ll have to stay with me for a while until he figures it out.

Amanda: GIRL FUCK THAT! He got friends and a little family. He can go with them. If you’re trying to rid yourself of this entire sitution you gotta start being a little more assertive and cut throat. Fuck all that “he needs me” shit!

Nessa: But what if he goes back to the streets Amanda?

Amanda: Ok do you remember what they taught us in that life guard class in college?

Nessa: You know I wasn’t paying no attention in that class! I was just trying to swim with minimum wetness to my hair. You don’t have that problem cause you half & half!

Amanda: NONE THE LESS BITCH that instructor told us the number one rule to lifeguarding. Never be pulled under by the person you’re trying to save! Apply that to your situation in the water and out the water!

Nessa: That’s all you remember from that class?

Amanda: Yep and it was the most important thing too! Take a hint Ness!

Amanda walks away blowing a kiss. My girl always keeps it 100 wit me. It’s not that easy. If it was I’d been rid myself of Tae a long time ago. Maybe this new scenery change will ignite something in him that wakes his ass up and he gets his life on track. He finally finished barber school, so he can go find a shop to start working in. I’ll have to put him on a trial. Just like a job, you got three months to have your shit together before you gotta go. Yea I say that to myself but will I be able to say it to him….

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OK YA’LL!!!!! I’m loving ya’ll for reading and keeping up with this story! I really enjoy taking us back and forth in time. I’ve been having the time of my life writing this little book and I read it every Thursday just like ya’ll as if i’m not the one who wrote the shit! I hope ya’ll enjoyed this little mini chapter. Next week shit is gone get REAL! So be sure to check back in!

I love you for reading!!

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FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES….WAIT! CARDI B ALLEGEDLY PREGGO BY FINACE QUAVO!

I really didn’t even wanna talk about this because I really don’t wanna believe this to be true. However our girl Cardi B might be pregnant with that boy from the Migos Quavo. Now all of this is according to someone in her camp which leads me to believe that it may be true!

Here’s why I have beef with Cardi being pregnant or for that matter being engaged to this boy. Cardi is 25 whole years old. Poppin career that’s taking off in more ways than one. She don’t need to be tied down with no man at this point in her life. IN MY OPINION! This is only my opinion and that goes for ANYBODY 25 years old!

Not to mention if you ask me. I think this man is leeching onto Cardi. Lemme just be honest. Most of these rappers now a days sound exactly the damn same. All the songs on the radio sound the same. I wouldn’t know a Migo from a seagull walking down the street. Because to be honest they all look alike too! Cardi has given this man a name because before he was just another Migo now he’s the one with Cardi! Now that’s not to say this man ain’t talented cause i’m sure he is but Cardi star is brighter on the terms that’s she’s a solo artist! Plus her large following.

I just don’t want all that Cardi done worked for, struggled for and fought for to be tainted and ruined by some bullshit, snot noised ass boy! (as everybody mama has told them at least once) But if the news is true, congratulations I guess. uh huh! Leave Cardi some congratulations below.

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Kandi Burress says “F**K THIS S**T IM OUT” XSCAPE INTRODUCED AS XSCAP3 WITHOUT HER!

Now I don’t know that those were her exact words but what I do know from what I’ve learned through the TV about Ms. Kandi Lady….she don’t play with the bullshit! After that awkward ass interview on Watch What Happens LIVE with the girls, I kinda saw this coming and I think Stevie Wonder probably seen the shit too!

The Sisters (whose names aren’t that important no shade I promise) and Tiny have decided to go forward and try to make some new music for their fans….Here’s the gag! DON’T NOBODY WANNA HEAR IT! Listen I watched a interview with Kandi before I came to start doing my homework for the week and she said it best. AINT NOBODY CHECKING FOR NEW XSCAPE MUSIC! And that’s the honest to God truth! We wanna Just Kick It,  and be somebodies Little Secret with a little Understanding on the side!

This time Imma go with Kandi! I’m leaving too! Why break what aint broke! But if they wanna go head and make some new music that aint gone sell, go right ahead. I know what kinda bitch Kandi is. She gone sit back on Broadway and watch ya’ll hoes sink and that’s why she jumped the fuck off and I aint even mad at her. Shit I’d jump too!

So let us know, is ya’ll gone buy Xscap3 new music or is ya’ll jumping off with me and Kandi cause we aint sitting on the Titanic waiting ONA bitch to sink! Leave us a comment and let us know!

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CHRIS BROWN DRAGGED THROUGH TWITTER HELL FOR TRYING TO GET THIS BAG! SUGGEST “CRAZY WORLD” TOUR WITH BEYONCE, RIHANNA AND BRUNO MARS!

YAL BETTER LEAVE MY BROTHER CHRIS BROWN ALONE AND I MEAN RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! Now I know we haven’t seen eye to eye in the past all the time but since 2005 Chris been my brother in my head and ya’ll not gone drag him like he aint the only male artist from his era that’s still selling albums and actually got talent!

Ok now that I’ve got that off my chest….Chris tweeted that Rihanna, Bruno, Beyoncé and himself should go on this Crazy World Tour. Now here’s the thing Chris and I’m talking directly to you. Who the hell is paying for all that star power in one room. I’m over here in a lease that I’m trynna break to move the fuck out. Lets do some simple math!

According to our good Judy’s over at CelebrityNetWorth.com Beyoncé is worth a smooth 500M…Rihanna 245M….Chris Brown 35M….and Bruno 110M. That’s damn near $900M in One arena. For shits and giggles lets find the largest arena in the US. Rupp in Lexington, KY holds 24,500. So if we fill all of those seats and I mean EVERY SEAT…We still owe yall asses 855M! So hypothetically speaking we’ll start tickets at 1,000. 24,500×1,000=245M. THATS NOT EVEN HALF CHRIS! THIS WILL NEVER WORK!

Maybe ya’ll can convince an award show to let yall all perform We are The World or something like that! A little more tangible cause Chris it aint gone work! I’m sorry bro! Is ya’ll about to take out another mortgage on ya’ll house to see this once in a fairytale lifetime show?

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NEW MUSIC: JUSSIE SMOLLETT “CATCH YOUR EYE”

Listen!! I’m not just saying this because i absolutely LOVE Jussie Smollett cause y’all know EYE would tell you if it was trash but this song BOPZ!!! So remember when we told y’all Jussie was going to have to find that voice outside of Jamal Lyon from Empire, well with THIS he did it!!! I hear Jussie!!! I love it!!!

You can get into Jussie’s new single right here and we love you for boppin with us!!!

LISTEN TO “CATCH YOUR EYE”

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APARTMENT 218-TAE AND NESSA CHAPTER 3: HELL HATH NO FURY

Devontae

*POW POW POW*

MAN WHAT THE FUCK! I drop my papers and get as low as I can in this small ass car!

*POW POW*

Unidentified Woman: FUCK YOU CHARLES! IMMA KILL YO ASS!!!

I peek above the window and see Uncle Charles running towards the car! This nigga is missing a shoe, pants unbuckled? I know he wasn’t in there turning tricks and something went left. He gets to the car just as a I see a woman running from the apartment building holding a gun and screaming with just underwear and a robe on!

Uncle Charles peels out with a grin on his face.

Tae: “You wanna tell me what the fuck you was doing in there and why I gotta hit the bricks”?

Uncle Charles: “You can ask yo mama when you get home!”

Tae: “What the fuck my mama gotta do with this shit! You was in there with some bitch and you smell like it!”

Uncle Charles: “I told you I had to pick up some ends. But yo mama decided she wanted her car back and was blowing up my 2-way while I’m trynna get in this broad and get this money off her!”

Tae: “So you turning tricks now huh? I guess it’s better than selling dope but shit either way you was gone end up getting shot so you might be better off on a block!”

Uncle Charles: “Shut the fuck up Tae! *laughing* But hey, I get my money up front so I’m cool. Shid she’ll be calling me back when she cool off”

Tae: *collecting the rest of his papers off the floor* “This the life we living now huh? Man you better get us home or you gone have another woman shooting at you tonight.”

 

Vanessa

Skii: NESSA!!!! I NEED HELP WITH A QUESTION!

Nessa: I’m right here could you possibly be any louder?

Jazmine: I tried to help her Nessa but she didn’t want my help!

Skii: That’s cause you don’t know nothing!

Jazmine: I know way more than you do stupid!

Nessa: WAIT NOW THATS ENOUGH! There are no stupid people at this address now apologize to your sister and we can both help her with her homework!

Jazmine: Sorry Skii.

Skii: I accept your apology Jazzy, don’t do it again!

Nessa: *sighs* One step at a time. Ok let’s tackle this homework.

While we’re working on homework Mom comes in from work looking beat. I know that 12 hours at the hospital is kicking her butt! Skii is the first one to jump up from the table and greet her!

Skii: HIIII MOMMY!!!! JAZMINE CALLED ME STUPID BUT SHE SAID SORRY AND I ACCEPTED HER APOLOGY!

Sabrina: Hi baby! Well if she apologized why are you telling me?

Jazmine whispers to me: tattletale! *we giggle*

Sabrina: Hi girls!  How was school today? And what you got smelling so good Vanessa?

Nessa: Spaghettis on the stove. There’s some extra garlic bread in the freezer. If you want a piece i’ll throw you one in the oven.

Jazmine: School was great Mommy. I got a B on my science project!  *Jazmine shows off her graded project*

Sabrina: Congratulations Jazmine! Next time we’re gonna work for a B+ ok! We’re going out for Pizza on Friday to celebrate your good grade!

Jazmine and Skii: YAAAAYYY PIZZA PARTY!!!

Nessa: ok girls let’s get our homework put away and get our clothes ready for school in the morning!

As Skii and Jazmine grab their book bags and folders, me and mom lock eyes.

Nessa: “What?”

Sabrina: Your really good with your sisters. They’ve been in school a whole week and you already have them on a schedule with their homework, dinner, baths, everything. I’m starting to think your the Mama of the house. I appreciate it Vanessa.

Nessa: It’s no big deal Mom really.

Sabrina: so how was your first day of high school?

Nessa: It was cool. Just another day in school really. Got a bunch of papers for you to sign and stuff. It’s all on the counter. How was work?

Sabrina: well the ER was short staffed again so I helped them out for half of my day. Then went back to my wing of the hospital. It’ll be more smooth when Nurse Vanessa comes to join a sista!

Nessa: *smiles* I gotta graduate first! I did get some info on starting some college courses early from the guidance counselor. She said I can start after the first quarter with my grades!

Sabrina: That’s great Ness! I’m so proud of my girl! And the way you care for your sister, we need nurses around like you!

Nessa: Thanks Mom. Well I gotta go make sure double trouble are actually doing what they’re supposed to. I’ll put the food up after you make a plate.

Sabrina: Ok baby and thanks again Ness. *smiles*

Nessa: You’re welcome. *smiles back*

 

Sabrina

I don’t deserve a daughter like Vanessa! She just took on the role of Mama when I’m not around. I guess that’s the motherly nature she’s had since she was a little girl. She’s doing so good with the girls and with school, I really hope this news I have won’t throw her off track. But I gotta tell her soon, he’ll be coming back sooner than I think.

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UH HUH HONEY!!! This story is fun to write and I really hope ya’ll are enjoying it. So what ya’ll think Sabrina about to drop on Nessa head?! Leave a prediction in the comments and we’ll see ya’ll next week! I love you for reading!

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QUINCY MESSY ASS JONES IS SPILLING TEA ALL OVER THE WWWS INCLUDING MICHAEL JACKSON, MARLON BRANDO, RICHARD PRYOR, IVANKA TRUMP AND MORE!

Now listen to me!!! Now I had been giving Grandpa Quincy the benefit of the doubt a few weeks back when he started talmbout his twenty two girlfriends that all know about each other. I mean at that age if I could shit I would too! But after this latest kiki he done went and had with Vulture Magazine, I’m convinced he about to go on up to glory or the illumaniti is coming to get a payment out his ass!

So here’s the tea that he done let slip on some of our favorite people. I’ll leave the link to the entire interview RIGHT HERE for ya’ll who want his words verbatim cause you know imma sum it  up for you!

Michael Jackson: GREEDY, SELFISH STOLE MUSIC! DOES NOT HAVE A SKIN DISEASE JUST TOO MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY FROM HIS FATHER ABUSING HIM AND CALLING HIM UGLY!

Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando: Bisexual (which we all knew already) had sex. Brando also had his way with Marvin Gaye (no pun intended)

Ivanka Trump: allegedly went on a couple of dates with her and admired her “long beautiful legs” (throws up)

The Beatles: TRASH!!! Not real musicians! Can’t play instrument’s and only successful cause of the color of their skin!

Now of course all this foolishness didn’t come with a little rebuttal from our good friends over at Black Twitter who went and spilled the tea on Quincy allegedly raping Tevin Campbell back in the day and black balling him from the industry. Tevin did jump in and denied the rumors but we’ve been hearing that rumor since I was a little reader! (If Tevin Campbell would just do an episode of Unsung we can get all this squared away)

Now apparently he has a memoir coming out so this is where all this loud talking and shade throwing is coming from. But shit, lemme tell you what Quincy! You gone have to come with a little more tea for me to pay my hard earned coins for this book! But as long as you talking, we’ll be listening!

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