Watch “The Weeknd – Secrets” on YouTube

Well our homie in our head The Weeknd has a new video for Secrets off his latest album. Now don’t ask me what the hell is going on in the video cause i don’t know. I was just waiting on Selena Gomez to pop up. I do like the song though it’s one of my favorites off StarBoy. Check it out and let us know what you thought below. 

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READ OF THE WEEK!!! YOU LITTLE BISH!!! KHLOE KARDASHIAN ADMITS TO FAKING FERTILITY ISSUES ON NEW SEASON ON #KUWTK

THIS STORY REALLY JUST COOKED MY RICE!!! Now everybody knows i love my Kardashians and you can judge your mother! But i like them however Khloe, after this stunt you skallywag don’t be coming back bout round Cleveland no more! 

So in the trailer for the next season of #KUWTK, Khloe admits to faking her fertility issues due to her “situation” with Lamar Odom, her ex husband for y’all who don’t keep up. That’s what I’m here for. 

Now you remember back when the show was actually good Khloe and Lammy were cute and cuddly and happy and trying so hard to have a baby. The world was on this “we’re rooting for Baby Khlomar” kick, she illicited sympathy and everything and now you come out and say you were faking the treatments. And bitch this was your story line for at least 4 seasons!!! I’m just so disgusted! 

It’s not even the fact that you lied about it cause hey it’s yo coo-coo if you wanna lie on it, that’s between you and it! But the fact that you sit up here and say “my situation with Lamar.” So does that mean the relationship was always bad. Cause you got married what 3 week after meeting? Flag number 1! And you wanna make a spinoff CONTINUING to perpetuate the fact that you couldn’t get pregnant! There are women out here who would KILL for the fertility treatment you alleged to have and you just playing with your uterus! 

AND THEN BITCH WAIT!!! E! NEWS POSTED A STORY SAYING THAT YO NEW MAN TRISTAN THOMAS OR WHAT-THE-HELL-EVER WANTS YOU TO HAVE 5 KIDS!!! NOW I’M REALLY MAD! AND YOU GONE SIT YO RAGGEDY ASS IN OUR ARENA. NOW I SEE WHY CLEVELAND WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH YO ASS! SHE DONE FUCKED AROUND AND PISSED ME OFF AT 5 AM! 

Anyway y’all can move Khloe down your list of favorite Kardashians and move her up on the most dispised! 

I love you for reading! 

Xoxoxo

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ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF SHADE!!! TAYLOR SWIFT PULLS THE ULTIMATE STUNT UPLOADING HER ENTIRE CATALOG ONTO SPOTIFY THE DAY KATY PERRY’S NEW ALBUM IS RELEASED

Well i guess the bad blood is still brewing between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. Girl i woke up this morning at around 5 to get ready for my nine ta five and scrolling through Twitter and i see Taylor Swift is on Spotify now. So I’m like YAAASSS lemme make a playlist. Then i see Katy Perry new album too….i scream at 5 AM “SHADE!!!” 

Now the gag is had Taylor Swift music been available on Spotify, i wouldn’t have much of a story to tell y’all but the fact that it wasn’t until the day your nemesis new album comes out is just a shady stunt move worthy of my two cents! 

I guess when Katy did carpool karaoke and said how she’s over the beef situation, that was enough for Ms.Swift! And be clear, if i had to choose between Taylor’s catalog and Katy’s new album, I’m going with Taylor. So she knew what she was doing. This new Katy music i just can’t get with. The two singles she released i could have lived without and now that i can listen to “Blank Space” I’m kinda uninterested in anything else. 

We’re just waiting on Katy to say something about this entire situation because the internet it going NUTS about this and you know I’ll be watching to see what happens next!!! 

I love you for reading

Xoxoxo

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SALLIE MAE DON’T MIND!!! NICKI MINAJ PAYING OFF SOME DESERVING BARBZ STUDENTS LOANS AND TUITION.¬†

Girl I been minding my business and I know its been a while but I’m back with the jump off. I feel like I say that a lot, and I do but judge me not OK. Let’s judge Nicki Minaj cause that’s what I’m here for. 

Girlfriend ain’t gone have us thinking she a bully and decided to publicly show her Barbz just how much she supports their academic endeavors by paying off student loans, tuitions and anything addressed from Sallie Mae’s punk ass. 

Never in my days have I seen a celebrity do something of this caliber so publicly. It really speaks to the character of Onika that she would do this for her fans and according to them, she does this often. Now I know she always encouraging the kids to stay in school but paying for it too!!! Go head Nicki!!! I love it!!! 

Now what y’all think, out the kindness of her itty bitty piggy heart or “she did just release new music ūü§Ēpublicity Stunt?” I genuinely believe she did it out the kindness of her heart and the good press never hurt nobody! Leave us a comment and let us know what you think! 

I love you for reading! 

Xoxoxo

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HAPPY EASTER TO US FROM LADY GAGA! NEW MUSIC: LADY GAGA “THE CURE”¬†

GIIIIIIRRRRRLLLLLL!!!!! So y’all know Gaga headlined Coachelle last night. I heard she GAVE the kids A SHOW! But anyway while singing down to the stage, she debuted a new song called, “The Cure” then promptly put it on Spotify. 

Now listen to me, I’m here for the song! The song verse sound like that Chainsmokers song ummmmmm what’s the name of it…..CLOSER! And I tell you what, I’m sick of that song. I think that kinda music is in now so i guess that’s the route to go. But I really do like this song. 

I’m at work twerking down for Easter Sunday honey. Click the link below to check it out and let us know how you like it! 

I love you for reading! 

Xoxoxo

https://open.spotify.com/album/2yaSZnZhaxsbQ5xhgGbw3g

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Janet “The Scammer” Jackson just pulled a 500M scam on soon to be Ex-Husband FILES FOR DIVORCE!

Just when I thought it’s gone be a slow news week, Janet Jackson goes and pulls an EPIC scam on her husband Wissam Al Mana! Now listen to me, this baby ain’t even got the cord cut and Janet done said I’M OUT, filing for divorce after 5 years.

Now get ready to gag cause this is why this is the most iconic scam of the century. There’s a clause in Janet and Wissam prenuptial agreement that states if the marriage last 5 years, she’ll receive 500M!!! Guess how long she stayed, 5 years and 60 days bitch!!!!

Janet done came up in the biggest way. Not only did you just scam this multimillionaire out of 500M, THAT DON’T EVEN INCLUDE CHILD SUPPORT SHE BOUT TO GET FOR THAT BABY!!! AUNTIE JANET CAN I BORROW A FEW DOLLARS?!

Girl the internet is calling her “Janet The Scammer” and even Joanne couldn’t pull a scam this iconic. She ain’t gotta work for the rest of her, her baby (both the one we know and the one we ain’t supposed to know about) , they ain’t gotta work and shit they kids ain’t gone have to work. She struck gold over there in the middle east! Is the bus still running cause I need to catch a flight! Anyway lemme see if I can find me a cheap flight to wherever her husband is from, I’ll check on a buddy pass too if y’all wanna come too.

I love you for reading!

X0X0X0

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READ OF THE WEEK! BITTER ASS AUNT VIV #1 JANET HUBERT

As I sit on this Read Of The Week and try to find witty puns and things to say, this hefer is such an easy read she’s making this easy. Now for all my new millennia’s lemme give y’all some background then we gone get to reading. The woman you see above is Janet Hubert also known as Aunt Viv #1 from the very popular 90 sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel Air staring Will Smith. So back in the day Janet was recasted due to her BIG MOUTH and trying to start a revolt against Will Smith all in the name of some extra coins! So, in comes light skinned and if you ask me, substantially less funny Aunt Viv! So there’s your history lesson for today. Now lets reads!

So the¬† picture was posted by Alfonso Ribeiro on Facebook of the cast of the Fresh Prince in their current state. Everybody looks great btw. But of course bitter betty Janet Hubert was not having it. And I blame social media to an extent cause had some of us not been sending her this photo constantly asking her what she thinks about it, she might’ve kept her mouth shut and avoided this read but since she didn’t, let’s go.

She said, and this isn’t verbatim but imma sum it up. “There can’t be a reunion without any UNION” and then goes on to READ THE DOG FUCK OUT OF CARLTON saying he was stuck to Will’s ass light glue in the sun and kissing more ass than a little bit! So my gag is, why is Carlton the only one you called out?

The fact that you take no spite with the chick who actually replaced yo ass is just laughable to me. And you have grounds because you were the better of the two Aunt Vivs but SIS this bitter, shit 40+ year old feud is TIRED, THROUGH AND DELAYED!!! You more pressed than a rented tuxedo in May! And I probably wouldn’t be so into this read had you not tried to drag my girl Lovelyti from YouTube the way you did when she did that video about you a while back; yea I don’t forget shit!

Now she talmbout she wants to truth to come out about what went down with the show. GIRL WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED TO KNOW. YOU BIT THE HAND THAT FED YOU, SO THEY GAVE YO FOOD TO SOMEBODY ELSE! It’s Hollywood honey, shit happens everyday! LET IT GO ELSA!!! You 61 years old! I imagine you have grandkids and hell the way kids having kids nowadays you might even have great grandkids! Go let them enjoy your legacy and quit making these kids down to the schoolhouse tease them about they bitter Grandma Janet that can’t catch a break with a glove the size of Pluto! OK! Now I’m not gone talk to you no more sis!

I love you for reading!!!

X0X0X0

 

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